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[longshots]

Sweetheart? Let me put this in terms you'll understand. Listen real close:

No.

Goddamn it, I want a vacation after the Zombie Apocalypse. Gladiator shit is not a vacation. And none of that "but Nick, it'll be fun" bull. Christ. Muns...

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[shambler]

[R sees an experienced zombie survivor and raises you an exasperated groan]

Uggggh.

[longshots]

[Aah crap, looks like the Green Flu made it out here, too.]

Shit, a zombie!

[shambler]

[R's so surprised that he starts making a croaking sound at Captain Obvious - it might be a pathetic attempt to laugh]

Where?

[longshots]

You're kidding me, right? You're-

[Waaaaitaminute.]

-The hell?

[shambler]

[And now he gets it. Give the man a prize. Preferably a prize that isn't a loaded weapon]

Yeah. [R grunts it out] Going to...A..rena?

[longshots]

[Or a fire axe. Or a cricket bat. Or a crowbar. Or...]

And lemme tell you, I am not happy about it. Cripes. I'd have better luck with the military.

[shambler]

[The list could go on until they start getting to the creative stuff, like lawnmowers. One time R got attacked with a wiffle bat: true story.]

Tough...break. [It's pretty bad when you have a dead guy sympathizing with you]