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[kingofnightmares]

...What do you mean 'I'm terrible at keeping, or maintaining, relationships of any kind'?

First of all, my relationship with the Guardians is a whole different story in itself, so we won't divulge into that territory. Secondly--

[He pauses.]

I try to keep to myself most of the time. [Most of the time.] Yes most of the time. I can't help it if a few people catch my attention every so often. And some people keep my interest for longer periods of time.

[You're still terrible at relationships in general, Pitch.]

Don't you have some studies to catch up on?

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[goddessofdiscord]

[ Folding. Her. Arms. ]

[kingofnightmares]

[Oh. Ahem. Well then.]

About what happened...

[goddessofdiscord]

[ HANDS ON HIPS, stepping this silent treatment up a notch. Yes? ]

[kingofnightmares]

[He lifts up his hands, lowering his head.]

Okay, I admit it. I was at fault.

[shepherdofthefrost]

Well gee, maybe if you'd lighten up a little you wouldn't have this problem.

[ In which Jack thinks he's hilarious and good at puns. ]

[kingofnightmares]

[OHOHO YOU'RE SO FUNNY.]

Hilarious.

[shepherdofthefrost]

I'm glad you can at least appreciate a fine sense of humor.

[neverleftbehind]

You shouldn't be mean to your girlfriend, Mr. Boogeyman.

[kingofnightmares]

...Excuse me?

[neverleftbehind]

Last time. You were mean to your girlfriend! [DUH]

You know... Miss Eris.

[And she didn't see anything, so much as have summarized by a proper adult muse]

[righthand_hammer]

So you're the guy Rex was talking about...

[He ain't happy to see you.]

[kingofnightmares]

I don't know if I should be flattered or annoyed by that fact.

[righthand_hammer]

Take your pick.

[ofavalor]

Keeping to yourself sounds awfully lonely...

[kingofnightmares]

[Great. More children.]

I've kept to myself for many centuries. [Besides handing out nightmares, of course.]

[ofavalor]

Centuries?

[tarnishedsands]

[Floating on by with that odd little grin of his, a group of little sand figures partying above his head.

You know, Pitch, you really could do with a little more socializing.]

[kingofnightmares]

[YOU AGAIN.]

Don't you start.

[tarnishedsands]

[Sandy holds up both hands, loosing a silent (and yet somehow every dramatic) sigh.

No reason to bite his head off, sir. He's just saying hello~]

[omnipresently]

[ Watching you. Especially that exchange with Eris.

Looks like you're in trouble with more than one dark-haired lady tonight, Pitch. ]

[kingofnightmares]

[Moon damn it, why?]

What?

[omnipresently]

You are truly thoughtless.

1/2

[pronetoprobing]

So this whole family thing isn't a ruse and you really do have feelings about whether or not you're alone.

[pronetoprobing]

Can I just say I love it when I'm right?

[kingofnightmares]

I never said that. Not once.