dear_mun | Feb. 27th, 2013

Feb. 27th, 2013

One more poorly thought out crack about periods, and you'll be the one bleeding.

I really hope you can find somewhere to put me, mun. I know Percy will be fine with Laughingstock there to take care of him - they managed just fine without me before - but if I don't have a purpose I'd rather not just vanish on him. On either of 'em, really, but Percy... well, you know how he gets. He'll worry and think I did something 'stupid' again, and then he'll try and 'save' me and I'll end up having to go back. Then we get set back in our plans, again, have to go find a new treasure map to follow, again, and Percy will hog the bed. Again.

But at least the Skin-Taker isn't here. It'll be nice to be able to trust land again. He d-doesn't scare me, I just get tired of t-trying to outrun him all the time. So I'm not mad at you. And maybe someone here can help me get the shoelace off so I can finally get back to Greenville. It's been almost a year, you know. My whole family is probably worried sick by now. My Avó will tan my hide if she doesn't die of a broken heart first. I don't even want to know how my Paizinho is dealing with this.

I just have one problem with this whole setup: why did you tell everyone in my profile I'm mixed? I was hoping time at Candle Cove without anything but a moon in the sky would lighten me, and then you just ruined all my progress!

Current Mood: 1970's values dissonance ahoy!

footmanthomas

I hope you're not just going to leave me here with nothing to do with my time.

[No 'mi'lady', no polite address just straight to the point of the matter. He takes a long drag from his cigarette, blowing the smoke out of his mouth slowly.]

Yeah, I heard you. You're 'experienced' around here. In my experience that don't mean anything unless you act on it. And be quick about it too.

doingthemistything

... You get a kick out of seeing me suffer, don't you?

ex_finalspark15

You're a pretty bright Summoner if you're thinking of sending me down to that place. [ Sure hope the lot of you were ready for a bubbly and energetic young lady. ] What's with the dull colored icon though? When people look at me they should feel the spark of life ignite within them passionately and sheesh, I'm getting ahead of myself here!

[ She's just so eager to represent Demacia in a completely different world. ]

Oh! I'm confident my brother can take care of things in my absence--[ Considering he has been long before her debut. ]--so don't worry about that! Out with the old, in with the new.

Or are you going to stick around until I make a joke about lasers? [ Laughing loudly. ] These things come with time, Summoner, and we have oodles of it!

former_ncis

Well, at least it's not sex island this time.

bulletsonthebrain

...you're an awful person, mun. And believe me, I know about awful people.

justaduck

Hey Miss Mun. I know you're feeling gloomy right now, and things aren't looking good for you, but that's why I'm here! To tell you to focus on the things that make you happy! You should cheer up in no time, I promise!

Let us dance together.

thneed_ler

Wha- ha ha, I-hi knew you hadn't forgotten about me! You're so accusatory these days. Sheesh. You sound like my... Well, let's not... get into that, heh.

But really, it's good you remembered who's important around here. Maybe we could even - no? No game, right, you're still not confident you'll stick to it, of course, that was stupid. But you should... bring me out more. You'll need the help, obviously, I made it on my own and you can too but - I can help. I have a good head for business. And... swooning teenage girls. Apparently. Uh... say, could you maybe go look at that blog... site... thing when I'm not looking over your shoulder? I know you won't be back online until after Thursday, but you don't have to subject us both to that right now, okay?

Uh.

Also, Mun, um, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but... your nose is running. A lot. Wow. It's almost like water, but... disgusting. You should probably get a tissue. Ew.

I'm just glad you finally decided on a canon point before you started leaking like that. Ew! Don't sniff - EW! Okay that was NOT ladylike!

Current Mood: optimistic

justguidelines

Never happened, so get back to your knitting, ye hag.

magikalmr_magnus

....

No pants? Well now, that's very interesting.

( maybe spoilers for upcoming film- but not reall. BUT to be safe... )

-Magnus Bane.

tripleshot

First off, I don't cover old news. Yeah, your heart's broken and I'm sorry about that, but it's not my problem. Not to mention that there's nothing I can do about it anyway. What do you want me to do, ask him out again?

We both know that wouldn't work.

Second...hey, if he's happy with her, that's great. And they do look pretty good together. You can admit that at least, right?

[a smile.]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I can take care of myself.

tharkun

This is most... unusual. Even for you. I would request to be returned to Irmo if I thought it would do me any good. But I know better, through speaking with the rest you have wandering around with me.

So what shall we do with the time on our hands? You can't expect me to sit idly by when there are things to be learned!

red_son

We cannot act on this impulse. We have much to learn, and you have much to read. That you know my story from years ago is not enough. Together, comrade, we can be a great help. But only time will tell.

libro

I don't know why you fret so much over bringing me back, I loved the adventures we went on before. I know some time has passed, and you might not be as confident as before but that's okay. We'll do this together, won't we?

[ And if it's a little scary for her too, well she's just not going to show it. No sense in that, she'll just tip her chin up and face it head on. ]

I've spent too much time up there in that head of yours. It's time to let me out again. It will be fine, I promise.

restlessdreams

You do occasionally prove to be useful. I guess I can give you credit for remembering.

Now, what will you do?

coconut_and_metal

So you finally decided to do this, huh? Well, I'm only a slight AU, and I'm me, so I'm sure you'll have a ton of places on you to app me, but just in case your stunning foresight and planning fail you, how about you take some time to research games? You know, so I don't end up running into the me that still drinks. We'd just be terrible influences on each other - the science would be fucking amazing, I'm pretty sure two of me could make world peace a reality with enough time and scrap metal, but I'm also pretty sure Pepper would smother one of us in our sleep. Even she can only take so many three am wake up calls via explosion. (Although, if I do say so myself, my music goes pretty well with explosions. It's like serendipity or something.)

I have no idea why totally-canon-me wasn't good enough for you. Just remember: when your inner Tony Stark tells you something is a bad idea and you do it anyway, you're not allowed to whine when the inevitable internet backdraft hits. Now where's Steve? I made a new Starkphone with an AI in it, should help him adjust a bit. And I miss Pepper. Yeah, I said it. When I'm marathoning sci-fi movies and have to actually pause to get my own coffee, it feels like something's wrong with the world.

Current Mood: discontent

legalized

You know, this couldn't have come at a worse time.

I have a job to do.

ooc; canon point is the end of season 9 at her censureship.

foni

[ Is there another way she can express how pleased she is to be out and about after years of hibernation?

Do not pity the nymph who cannot speak on her own. She's had her fill of adventures in the past, having somehow avoided fading into nature. But well, such is the state of being in someone's headspace, where nymphs can avoid fading away out of heartbreak.

Just wonder why she has just paused her excited bouncing to squish her cheeks curiously. It's a new face. She's still getting used to it. ]

gothicutie

Aren't you gonna put me somewhere?

Anywhere....?

[Sigh.]

....I hate being trapped.

brbmakingfriends

Well duh, the chicken costume is the best!

Thanks a lot Munny! I'm sure your app think will pass with flying colors even though your grammar isn't that great. It's not worst than mine. But hey, if it passes get yourself some cake okay? Because every victory deserves a slice of cake. Just thinking how many victories I had, I should have had a mountain of cake! [Giggles.]

Can't wait to meet everyone there!

shiningdragon

It's about time you made me icons! Now I can actually--

What do you mean you have no plans for me!? You third rate mun! Going through all that effort for nothing.

blackmoonrising

...yeah I'm with you on that one Mun, what the hell is this bullshit?

pinklady

STOP IT!! Don't you care that you'll cause people to suffer? That world is not right! That is no place for anyone to be forced to go to!

...No, they don't deserve it either. Not in the least. I don't care if you find it 'cool' if someone I know was brought in. My friends and family, no matter the universe, will not be made to suffer either. If you try to get others to bring them here, I'll call on all the power I can to stop you.

You can't deny it. You're really as sadistic as the Gamemakers. No...you might as well be one of them!

fulfillmydestiny

( Spoilers for Season 3 Finale, just in case )

Current Mood: drained

toldyouso

Lady, I don't know or care what "Mass Effect" is unless it involves someone hurling asteroids at me or, I dunno, unraveling the fabric of spacetime, so you can stop calling me "Renegade Shepard."

...I'm with you on the hair.

this_is_jimmy

Yer nuts if you think th'way Sarah's going about things will *solve anything!* Yea, Mengsk needs to be stopped, but not at the cost of Sarah losing her humanity, again!

'N don't y'think you should give those books a go. I know y'want to stay strictly with what-is-in-the-game canon, but darlin' you might have to.

When you're done playing the games, o'course. And 'squeeing' over those blasted zerg.

wonderfullyexcitable

Yes! This is great! Does this mean I finally get to go and hang out with all the -- I mean save the world?

rozhdestvo

You should take own advice. Do not sweat small things. Change is inevitable, from turning of seasons to change in tides and candy-canes on Christmas. Some things are unstoppable.

But you should know. [ Point. ] If you drag me out here for only pep-talk, I will put you on list. I am a very busy guardian, you know.

bibo_ergo_sum

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You just learned about this today: "To be healthy is best for mortal man." You're only looking out for what's best for you. They'll understand (I hope).

We'll discuss this over a good bottle of wine. Whine and wine. And then you'll be fine. Remember you can always try again later. I've come back from significantly worse setbacks.

Next, consider the fact that you're asking me of all people to calm you down.

2cool4guardian

Do you have to look so happy? It's just a reserve. Maybe the Vogons won't let him in. Ever thought that aliens could be allergic to rabbit fur, mmh?

[By now, Jack, they've become allergic to snow.]

Also, for the record? I'm absolutely not "tsun-ing". ...whatever that is.

[Translation: the idiot is as happy as his mun.]

greatscholar

... I am?

[ Yes Gohan. You are. ]

But what about Mister Piccolo? I'm supposed to be preparing for the Saiyans...

[ Gohan, there's an entire district in this game dedicated to pillows. ]

--R-Really??? I WANNA GO!!!

babel_hacker

More plans to go along with my journey in Kanto, huh?

Is it a "let's make Atsuro do something fun and awesome" or more like "let's embarrass Atsuro"?

...Yeah, I thought so.

keepshispride

I've already told you I have no interest in your "games", woman. I have more important matters to concern myself with and I have no time or patience to deal with your inane, human nonsense. Humans are so bizarre. Leave me out of it and find someone else to torture with your absurdity if you want to spend time with your friend so badly!

... And would you stop looking so stupidly disappointed? So what if it's a ship that travels by water rather than a space ship like you assumed? We're not going anyway!

lost_sailor

Mundane, please. I must ask that you stop this debate. We both know that we have too little time to write what you need to, but please, I implore you. I don't wish to go to that village, even if Mia is there. She's safe, and the price for the wings...

It's too high. Especially so because of the Wings on my ship.

Felix and Sheba need me in the Tower. The dangers are clear, and I can assist everyone more there than in that other place.

Even if I would be able to keep my ship if I was given wings. That sea has already been charted, and it barely counts by my standards.

pengeen

There sure are a lot of people showing up lately, aren't there? For a while, I thought it was going to be the same group of us... But I'm glad to see so many new players around.

... You're really happy too, aren't you?

mohawk_tomahawk

If you have no confidence, then there is no point in doing anything.

It is not my responsibility to make you think if this is a lost cause or not.

thenonviolentmedic

Oh, hello again. It's nice to see you remember me, and it's not that bad it took you reading about the other First Aid to do so. I know compared to him I don't have a lot of 'canon' like he does or that finding a place for me to fit is not exactly easy. Even the hunt for icons isn't that bad of a wait. I know I didn't exactly have a lot of variations for such when I was shown, but you've gotten pretty good at just describing my actions to show them. So it's not something to worry about either, we'll get that sorted out someday.

Maybe one day we'll even go somewhere, even if Red Alert thinks that's a bad idea.

thisremindsme

As much as I understand the woes of a particularly difficult puzzle, every puzzle has a solution and I am sure we can stumble across the perfect one for this conundrum and the many others I have lined up.

( Why don't we take another look? )

forcedreset

Now, you see? No time flat, as they say, and I am already off on a new adventure; I think this place shall suit us very well. Or it shall suit me well enough, at least. There is an entire district devoted to modern mortal technology! A district! And I needn't pay for anything! Do you think they have the Internet there? I wonder if it will be compatible with my Stark phone - doubtless it will be. And there will be so many others there, and many and more around my age.. ish. So to speak. This Jack Frost character seems promising enough, at least, and I'm sure there will be plenty of others as well with which I shall form long-lasting, poignant, no-doubt epic relationships!

This is all very exciting!

Pillows!

argueandadjudge

You've begun to have doubts. I know it. I can tell by your thinking, by the same tender look both you and Mrs. Reid share when you look upon me. [Reid cannot pretend that he doesn't hate it or her, everyone for cosigning themselves to resignation. For doubting his judgement and that insistent ache coming from somewhere behind his stomach that has so rarely led him astray in the past.]

But if we are to work with one another you must be on my side. I can have it no other way. You must believe as I believe and give no quarter if you intend for our partnership to last. All is not lost. I know -- [He ducks his head, shielding himself and his hope, as fragile as a spider's web quivering in a summer's breeze but still, somehow, enduring, beneath the brim of his bowler hat.] ... All is not lost.

Current Mood: stubborn

wright_idea

I see your trend of making sure I piss off some of the worst possible people in any given game TO piss off continues unabated. Thanks for that.

...What? No, I'm not saying I would've just left her there with that guy, I'm just saying you seem to like making me a trouble magnet for some weird reason.

...What do you mean "I'm already a trouble magnet?!"

intuiting

Hey! This isn't funny anymore. Why haven't you thrown me into any games yet? What if Tetsu-kun is there?

He needs me! Mun-chan this is not what we agreed on! As his girlfriend I need to be in whatever place he is. I don't want strangers touching my Tetsu-kun!

...What do you mean we didn't agree on anything!? Don't lie!

Not fair, this is not fair!! [Shes pouting childishly now, her arms crossed over her chest.] Where are you going to take me then? Nowhere? I don't want to be homeless.

You better make this up for me mun-chan or I'll be mad!

kawiwii

Che! You really are as stupid as the rest of the herd! To think, I almost thought you were different!

For starters, quit going on and on about finding me a game. It's not gonna happen! That's the ineffable truth, mundane-scum!
I'll always be here like a sideshow on your muselist, only pulled out for laughs! Che!

And second off, no! I don't want to meet any lowlifes from some despair ridden canon, no matter how much I like seeing humans suffer! They could die sunken in molten lava, for all I care!
I don't want anything to do with any scum beings, not even inhuman, despair ridden, flea bitten monsters like those!

[Here, he might be muttering something about his job being to punish people like that and eat their souls ANYWAY.
You don't make nice with your food before you eat it, do you??]

... Che! Just leave me alone if you don't have anything big planned - I can't stand your constant blabbering!

slyguy_ofgisbourne

Don't even dare think about sending me into one of these wretched games of yours. I will not do it. Being a man of the law, my place is in Nottingham, fighting Hood and his outlaws. Have you lost all sense?

For God's sake, man. Listen to yourself. Nor, will you place me on an island which involves having sex to stay alive. What sort of man do you think I am? I only have eyes for one woman and you know who that is. You have lost all sense, boy. Do not forget who I am and what I do. Vaisey would have my head if I ever left the castle.

Current Mood: contemplative

booyakashaa

Well that was faster than I thought it would be! C'mon, it doesn't matter if you haven't seen all the episodes yet, you'll get to it soon!

It's really awesome here though already, like- seriously mun. And my bros are even here too! That's just extra cool.

[But the memes Mikey, themeeeemes.]

I think you and I are gonna get along juust fine.

...Wait.

....you do like pizza, right?

...

..Ok, good. Just gotta clear that up before we do anything else.

trainsurdragons

You see, this is why I appreciate the fact that you know how to get a good night's sleep.

..because I'm quite glad I missed the Jackapocalypse.

I cannot believe that's an actual thing and I can't believe you just made me say it.

makeitmine

Rise of the Meme Guardians --

You can't honestly be going with that. Come on, come on, come on. It's dumb and doesn't sound very, oh, I dunno. Snazzy? Let's go with snazzy. You guys should at least come up with something more original. Seriously.

I'd say "it's embarrassing," but that would only encourage you. Then again, this whole post is going to encourage you.

Computer, delete message. ... I said delete, not post -- Ah, hell.

voltekker

Muuuuuuun!

I would never blow up a planet stop saying that! I don't even think I could so there. ~~Could I? Oh gosh I don't knooooooooow.~~

And enough with the "winter is coming" jokes too. It's bad enough that half of the people who even heard of my canon mispronounce my tekkaman name! I wouldn't want to be a "hiver" anyway, it sounds like I should be made of bees or something.

~~Bees are scary shut up.~~

Noooooo love,
Yumi

hasnomentor

I know what you want to happen. I know you want them to succeed but I don't.

I like being this way. I like being Champion of Earth. I like being liked. And I like not having to be afraid anymore. The Reach have given me everything I've ever wanted. Why would I want all that go to away? I will do everything in my power to make sure they fail.

I am of the Reach. I cannot escape that and I don't want to anymore.

End of story ese.

rather_eat_turquoise

This is going to be great! You definitely chose right - I'm the bravest, strongest, smartest dragon I know. With me here, you'll be fine - it'll be a piece of cake, just you watch. Also, nice work with the name! Turquoise is okay, but sapphire tastes better....Mmm [licks lips].

But, um...do we have to go into this game? ...I mean, I'm glad it's not one of those scary survival horror ones, but I kinda like my tail...and I'll be all pink and squishy...and how am I supposed to send mail???

I know I'm great with animals, so uh...if you make me a breeder, how about something for all the hard work I'll be doing? [Coughs subtly]. I mean, that's a lot of creatures to babysit.

[Shakes an empty bucket hopefully].

followpawprints

Wait. Waaaaait a second. No. No. Nononononononono. And NO. I was never supposed to go anywhere, remember? It's bad enough I've been trapped in your head for years but now you're going to toss me at a game where it is cold and there is frozen water and Simba. Simba - as a cub.

You couldn't just, ya know - leave me alone. You're on this kick lately of putting muses in games that were never supposed to be in games.

hey_brother

H-Hey, nice digs! A guy could get used to a place like this. Got plenty of room in this head of yours. I can see it now. The couch'll go here, the tv over there. Maybe some junk in the corner- Hey, think you could get some cable up in here? Oh! And beers, man. I could use a cold one.

yearrounder

Quit reading it. It's like you're trying to make me feel worse.

...you know, I forgot who I was talking to for a minute. You're totally trying to make it worse.

shatterstone

It seems, friend, that there has been a misunderstanding between us. I am not going anywhere.

I have a great deal to occupy me here, thank you - I have a paper due for review in two months, and I assume there's no room in my suitcase for books on this journey between worlds? I thought not. In either case I'll be in Myren this time next month, and that is quite enough distance from hearth and home without getting metaphysical about it.

What do people do in other worlds, anyway? Whatever it is, I can't imagine it's worth missing the spring festival for, and the accommodations are likely less pleasant.

pyr_chloros

Heeeeeeeeeey~

What's up? I thought you were out of the RPin' scene. Well, if yer here, then y'wanna play? I wouldn't mind meetin' some new guys to chill with, y'know?

Ya might wanna rewrite my profile so it doesn't sound like I was born yesterday. S'probably a better idea to write it when you haven't been teachin' ESL, hheheheheh.

Current Mood: amused

absolute_kold

...Yes, it is painful to think that my... other self was subjected to the transformation, but I know that had the ultimatum been issued that either I turn or Smoke, I would gladly have done it for his safety.

Smoke is a crafty and tenacious warrior, perhaps - with Lord Rayden's help - they can find some way of returning my counterpart to his original body.

yougetalifetime

Well, sure. I belong here as much as anywhere. Everywhere. However you want to look at it. But framing a concept as big as me for something as small as any of this can be a bit constraining. Not impossible, sure, but you might not like your limits. I can deal with mine. After all, it's just a game.

strawberrybrat

What have you done to me?! Mun, playing me like this is inexcusable! First off, I don't have a powerful legendary weapon to work with! Second off, I feel so much more feeble at this age!

Third off...

[Crap she's now craving a cookie.]

WHAT THE HELL? I can't think like an ordinary peasant, you inexcusable power tripping fiend!

Current Mood: annoyed

second_precinct

Do you even think this is gonna scare me? You've seen what my daily life is, if it's not bizarre by nine a.m. it's not a full day.

So this place can't be all that bad, is basically what I'm saying. Don't sweat it.

brainfreeze

Woah, okay. I think we need to talk. In a Scott kind of way, if you know what I mean -- you do, right? I think the slump you're in right now is something that can be fixed. Seriously! Try looking over some of my stuff again and let yourself soak in my awesomeness. Because I'm a pretty cool guy -- even if most of what's happened to me sucked... but hey I had a couple of great times with Johnny and Peter! Just read it again! Trust me, you'll be cracking ice jokes and pop culture references with the best of them when you're done.

Okay, maybe not all the ice jokes. I'm not that lame, I think.

bulletproofbell

Trust me, I know strange. You don't get anywhere in the NYPD without getting smacked in the face with it twenty times a week. But I don't think I'm the right kind of guy for these game things. Magic's real? People are being abducted by aliens? The place is run by gods who want to kill us all? They sound more like bad horror movies than exciting new homes for me. But look, I don't think even a big city cop's gonna cut it out there unless you think I can somehow arrest Godzilla for 1st degree criminal mischief.

Hah. Bet Holmes would get a kick out of that.

broken_window

Yeah, that's right. It's more than just an independent game now, Mumbles. There's gonna be stories and everything.

That means you have to take other peoples' word on what I'm really like. You're going to hate that, aren't you?

Good.

Maybe then you won't be in my head any more.

I think we have issues.

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