dear_mun | Feb. 28th, 2013

Feb. 28th, 2013

Mundane, you have ruined everything.

I know I won't find any notes here, and my crops will wither and my animals will get sick while I'm gone. You've all but doomed the valley, and you didn't even have the decency to bring Calveros! And don't tell me that fool of an amateur ranch owner will pick up the slack, because it's simply not true. I'm the only one who can save her, and that's a fact.

So no, I'm not going to go along with your silly ideas. Put me back where you found me - I'm not going to cooperate with you!

Humph. Don't look at me like that. You reap what you sow.

Maybe I'll think about listening if you prove to me she's safe.

Current Mood: moody

queenofleeks

I'm so excited! I can't wait until this "game" starts!

I was afraid I'd be alone, but then Rin-chan, Kaito-nii, and Luka came too! Piko-san and Oliver-san are there too now. Didn't you say that Gakupo and Len-kun were going to come too?

I can't wait to see everyone there. I wonder if anyone else will come.

Now that you've got my icons figured out, you can work on other last minute tags. Get to it.

fieldofvision

Ay... just go learn Español already. Watching you pull up that translator is getting more and more painful every time you do it. Look- I get that you want to "role-play" me, but frankly? I'd be happier if you just put me back. No offense, this is just a little bit awkward.

And creepy. Reaaaally creepy.

shut_up_beastboy

Is that really a good idea?

...Whatever.

ringmage

...I grow tiresome of Phrotelos's clergy of imbeciles.

There's no words in your language that could clearly express my fatigue as of late. T'was bad enough when Phrotelos donned the name of "Euphronos" before, but now since becoming a "prince" everything has gone to the gutter. His allegiance to that fool Kellos honestly baffles me just as much as his displeasure with Frayne. All of which seemed to have transpired in less than a week.

[He sighs dramatically as he rubs his now aching forehead.] Can't we simply seek greener pastures elsewhere?

Even you are baffled by all this.

[A gloomy frown appears upon his lips as he continues speaking.]

I...I doubt my sanity shall hold well. Raevantiel himself grows weary of their foolishness, and I honestly am without words to describe my discontent. Do I dare say that I regret meeting them?

...

Maybe I do.

changelingdude

Ok so...my roommate is a ninja.
Bugs Bunny works the produce department.
And the opening event is a evil carnival from a nineties rail shooter video game.

I take it all back dude, this place is AWESOME!

reforge

...I think you're getting in a bit over your head. Have you put any thought into this at all?

*Sigh.* I thought not.

umadrobin

A year today, huh? Nice.

Oh, and that bike? Not a bad idea. Just as long you remember I didn't pay for a single thing I built it with, and that I'm no charity. Present for her is one thing. Everyone else has to call the Hoverround hotline if they want to ride around on free wheels.

therealrobin

I have read your latest issue of Batman Incorporated.

Rest assured, when I return, I will return the favor to my so-called twin.

[[Spoilers likely in comments]]

memoryguardian

Why thank you, dear. It's nice to be appreciated but it honestly just feels like another day to me! There's a lot of work to do and teeth to collect!

--a what? You want to throw a party? No, I don't think that's necessary! I'm just happy that you mentioned it all, really. That's more than enough for me.

Besides, you know I'm not really one for parties. The last one North threw was enough to last me for quite a while.

knight_2000

Perhaps you should consider a more modern or more popular muse.

whosflyinthisthing

[Wash is just as confused as his mun about this.]

So! ...Awful lot of Alliance types in here. [His writer picks some awkward muses]

You want to talk about the well to do you might want to be looking for Inara or even the Captain. I gotta admit looking at the most of these folks they uh - they may be boo-tai jung-tzahng-duh. and it's making me twitch.

I mean I won't be offended if you decide to let me fly off without regrets. Really. For one thing my wife's not here. And I get that she might bear some resemblance to some people but I feel safer with her here.

Yeah. I do feel safer with her around. [He will be comfortable with that] Especially again, given the number of alliance types that you seem to collect like so many trading cards.

Besides it's not like you'd honestly follow through with anything would you? [The longest of pauses] Tzao gao.

[After a moment] And there's no G! it's Flying, not flyin'. I passed my spelling B thank you.

jazzmaverick

No, no, you're right, you are quite right, sir. Ma'am. Milady. I'm a complicated individual, like a rich, beefy cheese with undercurrents of...an even richer sort of cheese. I might be too much for you, let alone a sleepy little seaside village. I'm Howard Moon. They call me the Camembert Character. A sort of tough lumpy white exterior that you're not sure you can cut through but ohh, slice your way through that and there's a complex, creamy interior, awaitin' for someone to spread it across the salty cracker of a jamjar game.

It takes at least a team of thirty to play me, you know. Three Professors of Jazz. One specialist in Jazz-Funk. Twelve to...prop up the....legs.

I'm not going to go through it all; you should just know if you're going to play me.

Then again, it might be a nice vacation away from the usual sort of nonsense that happens back where I come from. Maybe you should just go for it. That's what I'd do. Put on a confident pair of sandals and stride forth into the game. I mean, if I had a computer, I would do. It's a sort of acting gig, is it? On the world wide web? Maybe you should let me do it instead. I'll play myself. I'll play you. I'll play you playin' myself. That's just the sort of complexity I'm known for.

crabsnack

( huge wall of loud grey courier )

Current Mood: cranky

nstark

At least we're both hungover. Don't drag me out to play unless you really meant it.

ageneralmayhem

Again? Why do you persist in doing this? You do realize that no matter what you say you will do, you still end up not doing anything.

Just leave me be, mundane. You have your favorite few to play with and I would rather be left alone.

raihts

You say it so, and I find little backing to your claim.

My lady, without plan and promise, your endeavour - while generous, and I am grateful - seems fruitless. I ask you not pull me from duty to indulge in flights of fancy, you have others with far more available time on their hands to place in whatever situation you please.

To say that there are those you'd enjoy meeting with, that the strongest of bonds could be forged, and yet not knowing where to begin, it is not the wisest of strategies. Reconsider, leave me to my bidding until such time when decisions are made and a plan in motion. I'll not wander aimlessly in nothingness waiting to be brought to surface on mere whim.

shepherdofthefrost

Well whoop-dee-doo, you might as well stamp a lightning bolt on my head and change my name to Harry James Potter.

Are you trying to get me killed?

...Don't answer that question.

lunarity

What, what, wha-t?

You're actually excited to play me after watching the series over again and you plan on bringing me somewhere? Well, what are you waiting for?

Let's go find Ami-chan, Mako-chan, Rei-chan, Minako-chan, Mamo-chan and the others and go on an adventure!

There's bound to be a place that has really good food, after all!

obeymesubjectsobeymeworld

Hm. I don't know whether to be flattered, or annoyed. How many years has it been, Mun? Three...Maybe four now? Am I collecting too much dust for your liking?
You just couldn't let go. You can't let go. You think you do or can but you don't.

Hm. Maybe I am getting a bit dull. What's a few more passes along the strop?

Current Mood: contemplative

ahowlingheart

Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to stay free? I won't take kindly to you barring me in this cell, Mundane. Even if you were to let me roam in a game - as you call it - that wouldn't be the same as being in my castle with my family.

Reconsider your decision before I become angry.

tad_overkill

...

[cold glare here for a moment]

You really should stop messing around and just post it already. Letting Heero and Quatre be on their own in that place?

[Mun giggles because she knows that's not the reason he's mad]

Okay so I'm tired of waiting you've had the app done for a month and half already! This is worse than waiting for injuries to heal.

grombleness

Oh, you do have surprisingly good taste for a human, don't you? Now then, don't dawdle, let's go find a real dump.

godofnight

You couldn't have let the version of me that's actually excited about our birthday speak instead? I have nothing to say about it, as you know.

burningforyou

At first I thought it was unforgivable that you would even consider sending me to a game without my beloved Nyaruko, but I'm beginning to see the upside. If the boy were to get his hands on her while I was gone, when I got back I could give NTR a try. A whole new genre . . . one small step for a Cthughan, one giant leap for Cthughankind . . .

pinkbridgebunny

I'm glad you're letting me make a few new friends. I'm looking forward to learning more about the Cybertronians.

lieutenant_lineface

This is absurd. You know you have a substantial list of more important things to do than waste time on that silly "Plurk" site, yet when it's down, you insist on repeatedly trying to access it rather than focus on actual work? I believe you need to review where your priorities are.

Speaking of which, what's this about sending me to a game? Yes, I'm aware that the level of commitment this one requires is well below what you're used to, but it's still a commitment. And as much as I would rather be left to my own devices in your headspace --

[Because Pascal's up in here too, right?]

-- she has nothing to do with this!

[Hmm, but she could help you out with learning all that hi-techy doodad stuff over in Crystalden...]

Don't change the subject, Miss Mundane! I'm saying that I don't appreciate the thought of my reputation being sullied simply because you happen to have the attention span of an exceptionally flighty gnat. If you're going to do something as foolish as this, I expect you to at least go about things in a timely and professional manner.

["Professional manner." For roleplaying.

Are you even for serious, Oswell.]

participating

You want to take me on an adventure? But I already have to try to defend this gate and kill Xykon again and defeat my dad's evil empire and probably Nale.

A side quest? Well I suppose that any good hero can always use a few more side quests...

Wait, you have to apply for this side quest? I don't think you're very good at this adventuring thing, Mun.

whyjeanluc

Mundane, so good to hear from you again, my dear! And here I was afraid you had completely forgotten about me.

Now then, what shall we discuss, hm?

omnipresently

I have much to do but you would drag me here, to taunt me with memories and old hurts? You are not so clever as you believe you are, and you would be unwise to try and bait me.

nicepete

I am thankful to you for making me this account mun
Perhaps this will pave the way for the rest of the fine people in Achewood to create an internet presence
Now please leave so that I may adjust that application you are in the process of
making

notafruit

The answer is 'Yes', Mundane-san!

If I could find a home again, with Yuki-kun, Kyou-kun, Shigure-san and everyone else, then I'd be happy. I'd be... so very very happy. Together with everyone, sharing meals again, laughing, and doing so many things. I miss all of those things. That's why you don't even have to ask...!

Mother always said to do things at your own pace and to take your time. But if you're ready, then I am too. So that's why, lets find a new home together!

monsterindeed

Mundane. You constantly blather on about how you have so much to do, and yet here you sit, pestering me. If I could produce electricity from procrastination you could power my entire laboratory. At least then you would be useful, right now you're little more than a waste of oxygen. You still haven't finished that damned "canon update" you've been talking about. It's hardly difficult.

[Are you finished, Cabal?]

No. Did you really have to encourage Miss Barrow? It's bad enough with Horst constantly nipping at my heels, now I'm to have that insufferable woman poking her long nose into my business as well?

[He pinches the bridge of his nose. Exasperated necromancer is exasperated, surprise surprise.]

Oh, yes, and I know where you're planning to end that update of yours. I suppose I ought to be thankful you're leaving the Fear Institute out of it, imagine the fun you could have had with that.

cosplayseveryone

Oh I get the idea of this, mundane. I mean, I do have a video log.

... And a facebook. And a twitter. And -- okay, okay, look, I like online social mediums! There, I said it! I'm as bad as any other internet-dependent debt-laden near graduate out there.

But I have never, never had a blog, alright?

[CRITICAL LOOK AT MUNDANE HERE. FINGER POINTED.]

That Geocities site doesn't count either!

[Hands waved.]

So what I'm getting at is I completely understand the idea of this place but explain to me again how games work? And then explain to me again why you're considering one?

... Wait, is this LARPing? Are we going to LARP? Because I probably have an actual costume for that somewhere.

kingofnightmares

Well.

This is going better than expected. It's a joy to see them scrambling like this. And it's only bound to get worse. I'm going to enjoy these next couple of weeks immensely. And who cares about the outcome?

It was, and will be, worth it.

cloudlesssky

Miss Mundane, you know very well why I'm using this power! It has nothing to do with being in the... [her faces reddens] ...the nude! So please, don't even think about suggesting that!

[...]

No one has to suffer anymore. With this power I have now...the power of the Azure...I'll be able to protect the ones I love, Miss Mundane. No matter what it takes! So... stop looking at me like that, okay?

[... ...]

It has nothing to do with my butt!

fun_police

....

[Is this the part where he's supposed to complain?]

[No, really. A new Cybertron with a stronger leadership sounds like a million times better than the crap he's dealing with back home. Like, literally a million. He did the math just a moment ago.]

The colonization effort there seems to be going more smoothly. In fact, I'd say it isn't a total train wreck.

[That's a compliment. Take it as you will.]

penaltykicktothehead

Har, har. Have your little joke, Mun. I could tell it wasn't him.

Were I truly that lax in my observations, I would make a very poor detective indeed. Maybe you are easy to overlook details, but I certainly am not. Further, your logic skills could use some polishing up, too! Stop putting the puzzles down when you can't get them at first glance! Idiot!

Don't get sloppy, now. I will not be misrepresented.

dreamisland

It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm glad you remembered me, even if you don't have plans for me to go to a game.

I wish you would stop insisting I'm actually dead and playing soccer in heaven. As... interesting as the idea that the King Foundation wanting me dead is, I doubt it can happen. I... Hikaru and I are survivors. I can take care of myself. Both of us. I did manage to drag him to Nanska after all.

Aside from that, I don't mind if you think I play soccer, but I think Subaru-kun will mind.

aloft_the_spectrum

( spoilers within )

comeunleone

I would say that I wish you wouldn't read this, but... that wouldn't change it having happened. Because it did. All I can do is regret that for the rest of my... unnatural existence.

[A little, slightly mocking smile tugs at his lips at that last phrase.]

What I do wish is that you would become more serious about creating icons, if you're truly planning on playing a more modern version of myself. You know as well as I that you're only using this account because you've got a marginally wider range of expressions available. I don't terribly mind it, but you did create a second account for a reason. This one is set up for a very different version of me - one close to a century outdated, at this point. I'd prefer not to have all my icons edited to include red eyes, if I'm from a different period. And wasn't that the idea in the first place?

breathoflight

I worry for my kingdom in my absence. We only just took back the throne and you would have me leave them?

I understand what it is you ask of me, but... [She looks down with a soft sigh, clenching her fists. Softly and to herself:] There was nothing I could do for Ravenna.

[She looks up again.] But if you think me capable of it, I will do as you say.

worstpire

... WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!?

Do you think you could have warned me? I look away for five seconds and you're already signing my life away to that seaside death camp! That is sneaky!

I guess I have no choice, but you can bet I'm not going to like it there. Get ready to feel my misery in the deepest pits of your soul. If you have one.

coriolanus_snow

Dear Mun,

I will be honest with you: I'm impressed that you're even attempting me. It shows ambition. Courage. But your timing is strange, isn't it? After such a long period of absence, your existing muses will be eager to return, and you should certainly appease them first, before tasting new blood. You've got to give them something to hold onto, or they will become restless. And a restless muse is a dangerous thing indeed.

Nevertheless, I see great things in our future together. Until then, Mun, may the odds be ever in your favor.

- Pres. Snow

altitude

Look, you're not winnin' awards for having fifteen icons instead of 150. Pipe the hell down.

deathlydaydreaming

Ah, Ink City? It sounds... interesting!

But I'd rather continue looking for Melan and my family. I need to find them.

Please let me find them Mun.

[She stares off blankly into the distance. No, she can't see. Sudden blindness is fun like that.]

I'm arriving blind too, huh...

[That's going to suck in a multitude of ways, but she finds it doesn't bother her too much. At this point Marin has learned that the only thing she can do is to just... push on. Keep going. Things will turn out alright eventually.]

loveislayered

Well now, so you know a bit more about Rumple's past. I can't say that I would have done any different were I in his shoes. To be honest, his plight spoke quite plainly to me, but as you know, I'm quite biased

neverthelimit

Look, this is all... really new to me. But I guess it isn't so bad. As long as what you're saying is true, that means I might find some of my team...

You don't look like a Cyclonian, anyway. I'm willing to trust you. Just... take me somewhere cool. And help me find my friends. Oh, and the Condor. That's not too much to ask, is it?

So let's get going. It's a big multiverse out there.

Current Mood: energetic

advisors

You cannot blame me for this. No matter how much you want to.

savethedarkness

Really, I don't know what you think you're playing at, here. You know even less about me than the average operative does, and that's saying something. I'm hardly going to say you're a bad judge of character - questionable, at worst, since I'm hardly one to gild the lily...

But honestly, do you really think you could keep this up for any conceivably respectable amount of time?

Be serious, please, otherwise I'm going to have to consider this a waste. And I don't care how bloody amusing you think it would be to pigeonhole me into someplace that's got no business calling itself a proper castle, either. One or two interesting social prospects do not make a well-rounded proposal. Even if that fellow with the arrows does seem like he'd be a decent ally.

markedviolin

So, the two of you pushed the opening date back...

Well, if anything, you'll have more time to work! Put your best effort in, okay? Starting up a game is no easy task, you know. But I'm sure you can do it! That being said... will I get to go to this place? You've mentioned it before. And don't forget, you've got that other game you want to send me to, as well...

I'll trust your judgement, Mundane!

notadamnfurball

[She's holding up a note and pointing to it with her eyes narrowed.]

Nothing good will come of this, and you know it.

Current Mood: annoyed

I think we have issues.

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