On certain castmate reserve~

[2cool4guardian]

Do you have to look so happy? It's just a reserve. Maybe the Vogons won't let him in. Ever thought that aliens could be allergic to rabbit fur, mmh?

[By now, Jack, they've become allergic to snow.]

Also, for the record? I'm absolutely not "tsun-ing". ...whatever that is.

[Translation: the idiot is as happy as his mun.]

Comments

[cloverfairy]

You use a lot of words I'm not familiar with! What's this about being allergic to rabbit fur? I feel bad for him.

[2cool4guardian]

You don't know what an allergy is? Well, it's... [How is he supposed to explain this.] ...some people can't touch certain, err, materials because it makes them sick.

[cloverfairy]

I know what an allergy is. [She has to giggle at his explanation though.] I was talking about Vogons and "tsun-ing".

[2cool4guardian]

Vogons are big, greasy, ugly aliens in love with paperwork. And don't ask me about 'tsun-ing'. It's one of those muns things, and honestly? I'm not sure I wanna know either.

[cloverfairy]

They don't sound attractive at all. [What a shame.] It sounds cute~.

[2cool4guardian]

Because they aren't.

[He rolls his eyes.]

That's what my mun says. [He imitates his mun's voice, bad foreign accent included.] 'You're so cute when you get like that, Jackie~', she says. But I know her better.

[memorycollector]

Jack, what are Vogons?

[2cool4guardian]

The ugliest aliens ever known. Their poetry is worse than themselves, and they don't like me.

[Which has nothing to do with him freezing their office and refusing to do the paperwork. Honestly!]

[memorycollector]

You didn't do anything to bother them, did you?

[2cool4guardian]

[....]

Believe me, Tooth, they LIVE bothered. [That means 'yes he did'.]

I don't think they're capable of smiling. It's rather sad when you think about it.

[memorycollector]

Ah, but I didn't hear a "no" in there, either.

[2cool4guardian]

[Siiiiiigh.]

Look, I really was offering a public service, okay. Not a single person in the ship likes them, they're mean to everyone. Getting banned from the Arrivals Area means nothing compared to their reputation!

[memorycollector]

Well, I supposed you couldn't have done too much harm whatever it was that you did.

[gothicutie]

Why can't your mun be happy?

[2cool4guardian]

Because she's happy at the opportunity of messing with my life.

[gothicutie]

Maybe she just wants you to have some excitement...?

[2cool4guardian]

[He snorts.] Are you kidding, I'm the master of excitement. I don't need her help!

[gothicutie]

Oh yeah?

So if you weren't in your current situation, what kinds of exciting things would you be doing right now? Take me through an average day in your life.

[2cool4guardian]

Right now we're defending the ship from a bunch of space pirates. Ever saw 'insult sword fighting'? Those guys can be pretty original when they want to.

hadto

[myownhand]

What th'heck is "tsun-ing"?? My mun keeps tellin' me I do it all th'time.

[YOU DO MER.]

LOL

[2cool4guardian]

[WELCOME TO THE DENIAL CLUB, ENJOY YOUR STAY]

Whatever it is, apparently we're 'adorable' at it. Don't take me wrong, I know I'm cute, but I don't trust it when it comes from HER.

[myownhand]

[BEEN THERE FOR A LONG TIME. BEST CLUB OKAY]

Adorable? That makes it make even less sense. What do I have in common with you that makes us both adorable?

[BECAUSE YOU ARE A JERK 65% OF THE TIME JACK FROST.

HUH. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT STATEMENT ALONE MER.]

[2cool4guardian]

[He snorts. Sorry, Mer, this isn't going to end well.]

You wish you were as awesome as I am. Muns think everything is cute, so don't take their judgment seriously.

[AND DAMN PROUD OF IT be glad she only gets 65%!]

[myownhand]

[SHE IS GOING TO FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE YOU SAID AND JUST CONCENTRATE ON THAT ONE THING.]

Ooooh, I'm much more awesome than you. Easily.

[This is going to be a fight to the finish]

[2cool4guardian]

Suuuuure thing. Remind me again who doesn't know how to deal with a bunch of bears?

[He likes bothering the ones he finds on the North Pole. So white and pretty!]