on Chapter 528

[blackmoonrising]

 ...yeah I'm with you on that one Mun, what the hell is this bullshit?

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[repelling]

What were you expecting, exactly? We already learned this.

[ not smug or even sarcastic, just kind of

flat

and glad they aren't related, please, if kurosaki was a cousin's name wouldn't he have known?! ]

[blackmoonrising]

Doesn't make it suck any less.

1/2

[repelling]

[repelling]

Not for me, you mean.

[blackmoonrising]

Didn't realise your parents lied to you your whole life too.

[repelling]

[ actually

well in the typical Ishida fashion Ryuuken wouldn't call it a lie, but ]

Consider your position, Kurosaki. It doesn't make you unique. Most main characters have plenty about their background they either weren't told or were misled about.

[blackmoonrising]

My mother could see Shinigami, Ishida.

[And you know what else that means she could see? Hollows.]

1/2 oops

[repelling]

Obviously, Kurosaki.

[ ... ]

[repelling]

There's no point to this.

[blackmoonrising]

I guess I just gotta take what I can get, right. At least he's being honest with me for once.

[repelling]

He certainly took his time, but there's little point in complaining about that now that it's coming out.

Plus, it's partly your fault.

[blackmoonrising]

[Rude!]

How is it my fault?

[repelling]

As mature and nice as it sounded, you told him to wait until he was ready. That wasn't the moment for it, anyway, and he took a long time, but you said it.

[blackmoonrising]

...

[Well. No arguing with that one. Unfortunately.]

[unsurprisingalien]

Man, Jump has really gone downhill since I left... Ah, don't worry about it. Out of nowhere nonsense is practically a tradition for you guys by now, isn't it?

[blackmoonrising]

If it'd come outta nowhere maybe it woulda been better, but there've been hints. I just didn't think he'd stoop so low.

[unsurprisingalien]

They don't count as hints if they too come out of nowhere!

[livingdeadboy]

So if your dad's a Shinigami and your mom's a Quincy... does that make you a Quincigami?

[hoorayformcnuggets]

At this point wouldn't he be a Viquincigami?

[livingdeadboy]

Whoa... you're right!

[blackmoonrising]

Sure, laugh it up. Glad someone's getting something out of it.

[livingdeadboy]

No way bro, I'm concerned! I mean what other revaluations will blindside you? Maybe you've been a zanpakuto in human form the whole time.

[blackmoonrising]

Keep up man, that kinda already happened about a hundred chapters or so ago.

[livingdeadboy]

What? Really? Whoa... I must have missed an arc or two. It's hard getting copies of Shonen Jump when you're a corpse.

But look at it this way, anything more and you'd be jumping into fanfiction territory! That's not gonna happen, right?

[hoorayformcnuggets]

Hey man, if you can, like, laugh at yourself, life sucks much less, Quinshizard.

[AND LO ST. MELLOW HATH DECREED THAT THIS SHALL BE YOUR NAME BASED ON THE FACT IT CAN ALSO BE CONSTRUED AS A POKEMON PUN THAT WOULD BE TOO COMPLICATED FOR HER TO EXPLAIN. BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T DO SUPER COMPLICATED.]

[kanadero]

...Kid, if you need someone to talk to--[Honestly, Ichigo, not even he knows what to say about all this.]

[blackmoonrising]

I don't know man, I don't even know what to think anymore.

[kanadero]

Deep breaths, Ichigo. Deep breaths.

[He sighs tiredly.]

It's only bound to get worse before it gets any better.

[fireworks_plz]

Why can't the Living keep things simple? It's almost like you all crave to be part of everything no matter what the cost.

[blackmoonrising]

It's not like I wanted to be a part of everything, I already had enough on my plate with the Shinigami side of things.

[fireworks_plz]

You sure about that?

[nameless_hollow]

Bet yer gonna learn about your hidden sewin' skills...~ Hee hee hee.

[repelling]

[nameless_hollow]

Got somethin' to say, Quincy? 's what yer good at, right? That and dyin'.

[repelling]

Oh yes, given that I've never died. Move along, Hollow.

[nameless_hollow]

Hmmm... Yer right. We should test that to make sure.

[repelling]

Pass.

[nameless_hollow]

Well that ain't nice, ya made me curious if ya die easy or not.

[repelling]

Curiosity killed the cat. It's your problem, not mine.

[nameless_hollow]

I'm willin' to see if that's true or not... 'less ya plan on hidin' behind Ichigo again.

[repelling]

Nice try. I'm not interested in a meaningless fight. Go bother someone with time to waste.

[nameless_hollow]

Hah! Like ya got anythin' better to do.

[repelling]

Of course I do. For example, I could watch paint dry.

[nameless_hollow]

The best use of yer time, hmm~?

[repelling]

Less pointless than fighting you.

[nameless_hollow]

Keh! If ya say so, ya weaklin'.

[blackmoonrising]

If I'm gonna be sewing anything, it'll be your trap shut.

[nameless_hollow]

Ya already did a good enough job destroyin' us so good luck with that shit.

[repelling]

I have plenty of thread, if you need.