Probably forever homeless

[voltekker]

Muuuuuuun!

I would never blow up a planet stop saying that! I don't even think I could so there. Could I? Oh gosh I don't knooooooooow.

And enough with the "winter is coming" jokes too. It's bad enough that half of the people who even heard of my canon mispronounce my tekkaman name! I wouldn't want to be a "hiver" anyway, it sounds like I should be made of bees or something.

Bees are scary shut up.

Noooooo love,
Yumi

Comments

of course he has to reply

[watchthewall]

Why would she make those kind of jokes?

[Winter is srs bsns okay]

\o/

[voltekker]

My tekkaman name means "winter" in one of the old Earth languages.

[Winter totally is. There's snow. That stuff is magical.]

I don't think it's very funny.

[watchthewall]

If that is the case, then it makes more sense now.

[Magical and deadly ):]

What is a tekkaman?

[voltekker]

I guess.

[Maybe if it causes car accidents or something. Oh the glorious future.]

It's, uh... Me? Um... I get crazy superpowers so I can help protect the Earth from aliens who want to kill everybody or use them as batteries?

[andthatwasme]

Ah yes, One of the tekkamen that defeated the Scribes of Knowledge...

[voltekker]

The who?

[She's only fought a handful of engagements, and those other-star tekkamen didn't look like scribes to her. Aren't scribes supposed to work in libraries or something?]

[unsurprisingalien]

I met a guy made of bees once.

Don't be a guy made of bees.

[voltekker]

I don't want to be a guy made of bees! They buzz! And.. and sting and it hurts and you have to pick it out and and and!

[Someone is just a little scared of bees.]

[unsurprisingalien]

Alright, alright, I know what bees are! Geeze! Calm down.

[voltekker]

[Sulking like a champ.]

I'd take Radam over bees.

[Buuuuut hello new friend? She smiles shyly.]

So. Um. Hi?

[unsurprisingalien]

[Well, clearly this means it is his duty to set an elaborate scheme in motion that will cure her of bee fear. It's the kind of thing he does.

...sometimes.]

Just hi? Come on, girl, put some real effort into it. Big smile, deep breath, introduction.

[voltekker]

[She sighs and fluffs up her hair. All right, fair enough, she can give this a real shot.

The grin is still a little pastede on yay, but...]

Hi! I'm Yumi Francois! What's your name?

[ta daaaa]

[unsurprisingalien]

Better! The smile needs a bit of work but B+!

[Yet the little sign he holds up says 8. Such is life. He discards the sudden prop and give her a big ol' smile of his own.]

They call me Taikoubou! Nice to meet you!

[voltekker]

[Just gonna.. uh. stare at that sign. Right.]

Nice to meet you, too.

[unsurprisingalien]

What, you've never seen prop comedy before? I'll admit I could have used a better one, but my budget isn't what it used to be.

[voltekker]

I didn't know you were a comedian. Most of the people I know are pretty serious most of the time.

[unsurprisingalien]

Fiiii... I'm too lazy to be serious except when I'll die if I'm not.