Dusting off

[former_ncis]

 Well, at least it's not sex island this time. 

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[ziver]

Then what is it exactly?

Wait, is sex island something Tony came up with? Because if anything sounds like Tony, it is that idea.

/threadjacking, so sorry. he'll probably do this to you two a lot in game

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

[Tony likes you icon, btw]

I wish I could take credit, but hey, if you like the idea, we'll say I came up with it.

Re: /threadjacking, so sorry. he'll probably do this to you two a lot in game

[former_ncis]

She's not sure yet, but as long as I'm not going back there.

Shut up, Tony.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

[His eyes narrow at her and he smirks. So much sass, Kate! Good to have you back. I'm going to need to make him more icons so he has faces enough to deal with you two.]

[ziver]

What if I am already on my own sex island, hm? With someone that is not you.

Tony, this is not for your eyes.

[former_ncis]

Well, the you there is ...married to the Tony there.

[ziver]

Alternate universes? Creepy stuff.

[former_ncis]

I don't think so.

They were there for years before I arrived though.

But his eyes are working very well.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

...huh. Fancy that. So much for Sex Island 2.

Re: But his eyes are working very well.

[former_ncis]

[...Yeah, you're having something thrown at your head. Good luck dodging ]

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

[OUCH.]

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Please. Like there's more than one sex island.

[uh, wait.] ...There is only one sex island, right, Kate? I mean, I don't know how one even could escape my notice, let alone two!

[former_ncis]

And why should I tell you?

[ziver]

Keep it a secret. It will kill him.

[former_ncis]

Oh I plan to.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

You two are going to be the death of me.

[former_ncis]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Because.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

...Sex Island? [Ok, you have his attention. Doing the 'sex fantasy' rounds again, eh, Ghost!Kate? Hit him in the feels why don't you.]

You wouldn't happen to have pictures of this island, would you? Or a map to it?

[former_ncis]

You're already there. Ask yourself.

Or the other you, rather. You're basically a fixture there.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Huh? I don't follow.

[But THAT gets a grin. Of course he would be. He's way to happy with that scenario. And he's such a new baby muse he has no idea what a sex-rp is like.] So, ...what? Is it like my own private Playboy Island?

[former_ncis]

Of course it is, Tony. Complete with choking to death over two weeks if you don't have sex with someone.

Total paradise. Did I mention the curses that cause you to sleep with people you may not even know?

But then you never had a problem with that. I mean after what you did with Voss...

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

...Well just suck the fun right out of my fant--Hey now! [Rude, Kate.]

And I was just starting to be happy to have you back. [Hmph.]

[former_ncis]

Is this a bad time to mention that your father /and/ Ziva's made an appearance there if her memory serves?

Not to mention Ari. It's not exactly the wonderful place you're probably imagining.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Yeah, ok, you can keep it. At least our new place doesn't have any unwanted visitors yet.

[former_ncis]

Operative word being yet.

Give it time.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

At least we can't be made to have sex with them.

...I don't think. [Geez, Kate, now you have him scared.]

[former_ncis]

Are you sure about that, Tony?

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

[He makes a face like he's just tasted something awful.]

[headslap]

Sex island? I'm not sure I want to know.

I AM JUST WAKING UP.

[former_ncis]

You don't want to know.

Believe me.

[] A pause for a moment.]

She's sending me to some place called Anatole, I think.

EXCUSES.

[headslap]

Sounds like DiNozzo's type of place I'm sure.


Mine has no idea what she wants to do with me, which is either an advantage or frightening the not knowing.

It's the truth, Gibbs. srsly

[former_ncis]

Depends on how evil she is.

You do realize this means mine and those others up there are going to try to enable yours, right?

/have Gibbs' I'm not buying it face

[headslap]

Now why would you want to do that?

Re: /have Gibbs' I'm not buying it face

[former_ncis]

..Because they do that.

[ And having Gibbs around would be awesome, don't lie Kate.]

[headslap]

I don't have time for games.

[As if you'd really get the choice Gibbs.]

[former_ncis]

Don't think you get a choice,Gibbs, much as I wish we did.

This one does have a police force though.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Looks like Kate got an early lead on us.

Hi Boss.

[headslap]

DiNozzo.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

You don't really want to leave me all lone with these two, do you? Imagine the trouble we could get up to.