dear_mun | (no subject)

Uh? Ranmaru? What happened?

I've somehow managed to garner the affections of a serial killer and some girl obsessed with despair.

... [wait-what?] Oh my... Just... just be careful, dear, that doesn't soung good at all...

It's really not; I'm pretty sure they're both out of their minds.

I'll try to be careful, though... [And pray that the serial killer doesn't come to kill him in his sleep.]

SHould I teach you how to use a sword...? Just in case?

Of course, dear... remember to lock all doors before going to sleep. And to have your food checked everytime. [It's not like no one ever tried to kill her]
I'll pray for your safety...

Might be a good idea... [A nod to the other things she says.]

... Thanks, Jeanne.

Then I'll pick two wooden swords and I'll teach you all I know. It's not like I'm a good warrior but...

You don't have to thank me, as a friend I shoul try to do more but... I'm not here so- [Blushes] B-because we're friends, aren't we? [A 'man' and a woman being friends... ah, so weird]

I'm fairly certain every mun likes to see us suffer at some point.

I wouldn't be surprised.

It's a sadistic pleasure of theirs, I suppose.

Again, not surprising... Just have to hang on until it blows over, I guess... My mun's not usually like this...

Really? It's pretty regular with my mun. Though, I wish you look in getting over this.

It seems a common trend with these mundanes, unfortunately...

I'm starting to notice.

At least they haven't thrown you into a game designed specifically to torment or kill you yet?

[Oh, the stories he could tell...]

Yet. Suddenly glad my recent problems were just with that crazy serial killer lady and the despair fetishist...

...My apologies. The wording was poor.

It's fine. I realize others have it worse than I do.

Had, in my case, though the mundane does like to revisit that particular story when the mood strikes. [He smiles, weakly.] Though I think if I had to choose between a house of death and two women out for my blood or... otherwise... I might have chosen the house.

House of death...?

Where the nights lasted weeks and the days were never long enough. Monsters and horrors at every turn, and no true escape to be found. A miserable place... but it's long gone now.

Humph.

Bunch of harpies.

[FUME FUME OVERPROTECTIVE MODE FUME]

[... You are getting no words, just a hug. 8( ]

[Might just have to hold him here for a bit 'til the CHARLIE SMAAAASH feelings subside. Maybe.

Squeeze.]

If either of them try anything, they are dead.

[And he might just. Be clinging.

... Just a little.] But you need to be careful, too! [Getting into a fight with Syo? I mean come on, Charlie--]

[It's fully welcomed this time around. Suffice it to say Charlie's not letting go anytime soon.]

...I'll admit, that was careless. Next time... and hopefully there will not be...

I will be prepared.

... [Mumbled into Charlie's shoulder:] I really hope there won't be.

[Rubbing his back slowly, trying her best to be comforting.]

...You'll be alright.

[8((
Have a wordless hug, Kirino. u_u He knows how you feel, sort of.]

[Returning that hug OTL]

Thanks, Miyasaka-san...

No problem...

I'm sorry about everything you're going through! I promise Syo-san won't hurt you, okay?

I'll keep'er under control, just for you!

Thank you... just... be careful, okay?

[Kirino doesn't want more people getting hurt 8(]

I'll be fine! I may be small, but I've got quite a punch!

[And he pretends to punch the air, smiling.]

Bam! Just like that, if she tries anything funny!