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[toldyouso]

Lady, I don't know or care what "Mass Effect" is unless it involves someone hurling asteroids at me or, I dunno, unraveling the fabric of spacetime, so you can stop calling me "Renegade Shepard."

...I'm with you on the hair.

Comments

[gamora]

You look like a flarking idiot. More than you did.

[ how do you see out from your bleach blond bangs now, Quill? ]

[toldyouso]

If I'm such an idiot, why did you come back for more?

[gamora]

Nothing better to do.

[toldyouso]

[Uh-huh.]

Your resounding vote of confidence is appreciated.

[gamora]

[ The day she admits to missing him and his dumb team is the day she's been replaced with a Skrull. ]

You'll probably get us all killed. Again, seeing as it didn't take the first time.

[toldyouso]

Hey, I got killed too. ...Sort of. And it didn't stick for you.

[Quit whining, gosh.]

[unsurprisingalien]

I'll have you know sheep rearing is excellent exercise.

[toldyouso]

That was terrible.

[unsurprisingalien]

Dreadful, but if you want to pretend it wasn't a bad joke you can act like it was a factual statement. It's true, so it would count.

[toldyouso]

I don't think pastoralists have a military structure. Kree pastoralists, maybe.

[unsurprisingalien]

That's where you're wrong! Shepherding has been used to teach a large number of strategic values for military application. It has a lot of logistics concerns, forward planning, resource management, security issues, command structure and multitasking is necessary. And patience.

...Also it can get you buff and tanned.

[toldyouso]

You are making that up, except possibly the tanning part.

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[toldyouso]

Hey, Groot. Heard you and Rocket got up to some stuff after that whole Cancerverse mess.

[soultospare]

Are we talking about hair? I like your hair! It looks very soft! Do you use conditioner?

[toldyouso]

[Um. Hello, tiny cheerful pink-haired girl with wings. It's the cheerful that's throwing him, really. The pink hair and wings barely even register.]

I, uh. Use whatever Mantis stocks the bathroom with.

[soultospare]

Is it scented? Does it smell like flowers?

[Everyone needs a little cheerfulness, amirite?]

[toldyouso]

[He hasn't really been exposed to much cheer for the last...ever.]

I couldn't tell you, honestly.

[What is this conversation.]

[soultospare]

Oh. You see, I ask because different kind of botanicals can really work wonders in terms of rebuilding and strengthening the structure of your hair follicles. It makes it very healthy!

Your hair looks so shiny and pretty, I must say I'm a little jealous!

[firestars]

What's wrong with the -- erm -- hair?

[toldyouso]

I'm not blond.

[LINEFACE. :| ]

[firestars]

.... And?

[ DOESNT GET IT ]

[toldyouso]

Apparently in the future I'm going to be.

[Pete does not approve.]

[firestars]

There's nothing wrong with getting a little hair change. Or like, being blonde.

[ is blonde ]

[furryfarkinfiend]

Mate, it's farkin' horrible. HORRIBLE.