what impulse werewolf AU journal? there is no impulse werewolf AU journal here............

[nutjob]

One more poorly thought out crack about periods, and you'll be the one bleeding.

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[candlecovesailor]

[Hi, nine year old from the early 1970's here. Blank stare.]

What do periods have to do with bleeding?

[nutjob]

It's another term for —

[ Actually no; Lydia did not sign up for teaching F.L.A.S.H. There is a fine line between informing and scarring for life. So she just forces a smile and shakes her head. ]

It's okay, kid. You don't need to know about them yet.

[candlecovesailor]

But I will someday. What are they? [Janice is curious now.]

[nutjob]

They're —...something your mother should probably explain.

[candlecovesailor]

But my Momma isn't here. And my mun says minor character hardly ever are...

[nutjob]

Well, what about your mun? Are they a girl or a boy?

[candlecovesailor]

She's a girl.

[nutjob]

Well, then she can explain it to you.

[candlecovesailor]

But I wanna know now.

[nutjob]

Then ask her now.

[candlecovesailor]

She says my life is so high-stress I don't have to worry about it. But what if she's wrong?

[nutjob]

Well, you're in her head and she's in yours, right? She'll know what you need.

[bydefinition]

[Not going to comment on what she said - he doesn't have a death wish after all.]

At least your mun is working from ideas that actually exists in canon.

[nutjob]

Don't encourage her. That doesn't make this any more realistic.

[bydefinition]

I don't think she needs any to keep on trucking, too bad not everyone just plans everything out and then decides to do nothing about it.

But if you're talking statistics - which was more likely? That someone bitten ends up immune, or that the person turns.

[nutjob]

There's still hope. I don't think it takes much to persuade people to be lazy — and then maybe she'll just forget about me.

[ Stop it, don't be right about the statistics; that's annoying. ]

Turning, I suppose. But I don't know, the immune thing [ was easier. ] make me feel special.

[bydefinition]

Are you sure about that? Getting this far makes it seem like she's pretty committed already.

[Nods. If he wasn't right, he'll have to resort to sarcasm.


The number of werewolves in his life is getting ridiculous.]

I'm starting to hate the word special. There's too much leeway for things to happen. [A huff. Who knows what else the muns could come up with if they spent more time picking at it.]