Mun is dying to count this as headcanon. Barbossa doesn't think so.

[justguidelines]

Never happened, so get back to your knitting, ye hag.

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Face twin wtf :|

[impure_tale]

Oof, unfortunate. But still, all the effort just for a little payoff. I'd wager most of his weight is in his hair, by the looks of him.

Suddenly, a crossover starts...Now.

[justguidelines]

Aye, because it certainly be not in his head. Not that it matters nary a bit, as like it or not, it never happened.

[impure_tale]

For the sake of your poor allegedly-abused anatomy, I would certainly hope not.

[justguidelines]

You do know how they be. If it do cause mental and or otherwise physical anguish, they do tend to enjoy as such.

[impure_tale]

I think that depends entirely upon the injury in question and the intent behind it.

[alchemic_waves]

[Constance and her mun are just going to both snicker]

Really just throw him overboard not like anyone would really miss him would they? [Because Constance has run into too many Jacks and thinks they're all talk no real action, not worthy of being a pirate]

[justguidelines]

And I've tried that. Quite a few times now. But he just keeps finding his way back, attaching himself to me like a barnacle.

[alchemic_waves]

Now see that's no fun. [She ponders a moment] chop him into bits and scatter him on the seas? Might take him a while longer... Other than that I can't think of anything

[justguidelines]

Like as not, we be stuck with him.

For now.

[alchemic_waves]

[There's a sigh]

Well time can be fleeting, though have a feeling you have no storm weavers do you?

[sonof_thrain]

"Ye hag?" [Thorin couldn't help but smirk at that.]

[justguidelines]

She do be a hag, and I won't believe different until I see as such.

[sonof_thrain]

Scribes can be offensive creatures at times. I have experience in that matter.

He is thinking of sending me to the Tower if he does not get into Ataraxion. [He grunted.]