dear_mun | Feb. 26th, 2013

Feb. 26th, 2013

No, oh no, stop, please. I want my mummy.. [Vex rolls his eyes]

Is that what you want? For me to whimper and pretend I can do shit about this? It won't matter. You forget, I know what it feels like to have your power, to control people, to make them be my little puppets. So, I've got your number girlie. You're not gonna stop, not for nothing. So do your worst, play dirty and have some fun with the puppet master. If you do anything worse than I've done myself, I'll be impressed.

And all of you watching? Like the show? Good. Now, either leave a tip or fuck off. No peep show is free you sickos.

smartie

That was way cute! You bet I'm burstin' with gladosity to see Finn getting along so well with Flame Princess. It... well, of course it doesn't render my research on her elemental makeup null, but I'll admit that I might have been slightly mistaken. There are always unpredictable variables in any experiment, after all.

It kinda brought up a weird itch, though. You know, the remember-y kind. It just reminded me of how I was running around with Finn all those years ago when I was 13. [ well. years for her, anyway. ] It was fun! And... I guess I'm glad FP's there to remind him of how to have fun with someone his own age.

fuck_the_movies

...without Conn? Fuck that, mun! Y'must be good an' langered to suggest such a stupid fucken thing! I ain't goin' nowhere, y'hear?

Nowhere!

dualreaping

I wouldn't be angry if this were some random act of fate. But it was entirely in your control.

I see now why many are mistrustful of their Mundanes.

You're a sadistic sort, aren't you.

tobeahero

Do you really think that's funny? I thought your sense of humor was better than the kind found in the Bowerstone Sewers. It is not a legitimate weakness and you should take it off my records.

bringsthefrost

Hey, it's not that I'm not happy to have someone from home aside from Baby Tooth, but did it have to be, y'know, Pitch?

[He facepalms and sighs.]

I'm not spending a whole day badgering him to get out of his room and be social either, so get that idea out of your head. It's not like I actually have a place to stay since you keep neglecting to fix that. I'm not some kind of hobo, y'know.

I just hope North or that Katherine girl get there before ~~we do~~ he does something drastic.

...Also you can blame yourself for that "clusterfuck".

Just sayin'.

purpleparr

Okay so... you brought me back, stuck me in one of your museboxes once...

Now what?

[...]

Yeaaah, I had a feeling you wouldn't plan that far ahead. And for the record, I'm not going to comment on the new name.

bythewaves

No. Stop looking. I said it before, you haven't the time.

I know what Lady Varda said, but I can see no Hope for myself. While it would be nice to go somewhere where this name is not known, do you think I can so easily escape my doom? Even if all the world did not know my sins, still I would know them. And if you take me somewhere where I can meet my folk... Well. Most of my kin are long gone, and those who remain have doubtless much reason to despise me. I doubt that many would be pleased to see a Kinslayer.

clumsyjesus

S-so you're saying that these aren't our real bodies, then.....? The bodies we're in now are just copies?

Th-that's so horrible.....

deciphering

Feeling the pressure already, kiddo? Utterly unsurprising, but I can’t really blame you. God forbid if our positions were reversed, this would be the point where I’d start squirming, too.

Guess this answers what an irritating child has in common with a skeleton – neither of you have any guts. Try hitting me up when you get some, then we’ll talk shop.

[edward nigma: dick for hire, ladies and gentlemen.]

not_meatbuns

Miss Mun... I know you're excited about the Chrono Phantasma story information being posted, but is this really the best time to seriously reconsider bringing me somewhere? I understand that it's been some time since the last game, but you haven't even played this one yet. You'll have to wait, even if you think it's all very interesting.

And how I feel about the new developments... [Her voice gets a little softer.] That doesn't really matter. Please, don't ask me about them.

Besides, you hardly have the time for any of this.

You're not even listening to me, are you...?

hart_or_hand

Seriously, mun? I fail to see what is so amusing about using that alias. It's not like the guy's around to complain. He's dead. I'm not even trying to con anyone this time. Not that some people don't deserve it.

wasscaredtoo

Ohhh?

[Looking decidedly unsure of himself, Yoshikazu hesitantly steps forward.]

Ahhhh..

Oouaa... ooaghh.... aauuuuuuu...!

[The inarticulate, guttural noises give way to a frustrated wailing. Hard, so very hard, and he's tempted to just go now and forget about trying to make himself understood... but as he turns to leave, his hand brushes the pocket that holds the doll, his doll, his mother's gift... He pulls it out, clutching it to his chest as if it were a lifeline.]

Aaa....

[Gradually, he regains some composure and tries again.]

Uuww... uuwwyyy? Mmmumn... wwwhyyy?

[Why him? Out of everyone she could have chosen, why him? He has so few words and even less art (and all of it from after, when he's... like that)... He's pretty sure that no game would ever take him, so why is he even here?]

new_sunstone

I believe we've gone through this before, Mundane.

I do appreciate your efforts and your decision to... revive myself, in a manner of speaking. But perhaps this "user name" is not very appropriate. I could never become a Sunstone general, as the title solely belonged to my brother Glen. I have no wish to take it.

What are we to do now, then? Where will you send me?

juzubeads

....Again? And how long has it been now since you had me at that other place? Why even bother? This is just stupid. Besides, it is not like you see too many of the others around anymore anyway.

juicy_hamburger

Well, mun, color me surprised that Pink and Blue got sucked in by the new guys. Then again, that doesn't really affect the way I operate. Oh, well. I don't suppose this improves my chances of getting a date with Pink... Still, there are plenty of other women out there.

...

Oh, and about the enemy commanders... They're insane. They're all insane. I'm beginning to think everyone except for me and Green are insane.

mama_saber

I see your once more thrown me into a strange world for your own amusement. However, by now I've become accustomed to all of your quirks, eccentric mannerisms, and varied insanities, and thus will not complain about my new home away from home.

As usual, I will miss Irisviel and the children. But I imagine they will be fine without me, Irisviel is a very capable woman and mother. Till I return I imagine she will be able hold down the fort just fine.

That is all. Now, if you don't mind, I'm missing my early afternoon meditations.

sexyhex

What have you done, hm? Taking me away from camp, from my darling...

Aaah, this repertoire of curses. So many to choose, just for you.

deviousroyalty

Mun, it's so nice to see you again. It's been noisy locked up in your head. I do need fresh air once in a while. Y-you only brought me out because you were bored? [She bits her lower lip] I guess it's better than the alternative.

snakefood

But why!? That's an awful reason to do something! I guess it's good that you're too busy trying to find the right kind of icons before doing anything to actually, well, do anything, but... But...!

Please, reconsider! ~~And please reconsider this username!!~~

twilightlegend

[he's been watching the mun play Fire Emblem Awakening in-between studying this past week. Or, rather, he's been trying to watch the mun play FE but finds his attention wandering elsewhere. It's awkward to watch when your mun decides to model the MU after you instead of herself like the GAME PROBABLY EXPECTED PEOPLE TO DO but such is the life of a Hero of Hyrule...]

[He supposes...]

[...]

[Maybe]

[but you know what? He might as well make himself heard now and maybe spare some of his friends a headache(?) ~~Goddesses, he was not good with debates what is this charismatic speech function that he hears his lord and princess friends/comrades talk about what does that even mean?~~]

...

I don't like where you're going with that thought.

[He likes the friends he has right now and isn't exactly keen on finding more when there are no plans for him to go to a game. Not that it... mattered... Would Wisdom even apply in this context? Link's pretty sure it doesn't but Gods were fickle and Muns could be worse.]

[... Link sighs before preparing himself to dig his heels into the ground to stop any impulsive tags. Again. At least the fact that he's known his mun for years helps when it comes to stopping the impulsivity before it happens]

thelittlestbub

You're an asshole. I speak fluent asshole, and you're speaking it. Fluently.

How the hell am I your favorite? This is the way you treat your favorites?

[Yes.]

You're a sick, sick jackass.

I cannot believe you're doing this. What did I do to deserve this?

And do not say that it's because I'm your favorite.

[Well it is.]

Hate and loathing, Munnie. Hate and loathing.

endureandwait

Yes, I know you saw that thing on...plurk about Ed and Al wanting me in that game. I wouldn't want to leave them in some game without me, especially Ed, and I know that was the reason you picked me up in the first place, but...

[But the mun has never been comfortable with the sort of setting there. And neither would Winry be comfortable about it at all.]

Ugh. I can't believe you're even considering this for a second. Aren't you in enough of these 'games' and all already? I know you miss playing me. I get it. But can't you consider somewhere else if you really did want to take me to a game?

tonguetwister

GAAHAAHEEHEEHAAHAA!

Say it! Say it all you want! You don't truly know who I like, you dunderheaded keyboard monkey!

That school may be full of hot guys, but Byakuya-sama is the only one for me! No matter how much of a turn on that doe eyed cotton candy boy is, GAAHAAHEEHAAHAA!

[Here, she randomly turns serious -] And no! No, no, no - no matter what, I won't change my mind about that crossdressing girl! It has to be a man! A man!
You understand!? Button mashing dope!

[... And back to normal.]

Just give me Byakuya-sama! All night, all day! He'll realize how much his heart pounds for me someday!!

not_at_all

...this is because of the pants, isn't it? Or the lack of pants I suppose.

[smug grin]

Well I can't blame you darling, I am quite magnificent, and I do have amazing legs. I saw Isabelle looking at them.

I also like to think dear Alexander was looking, but let's just assume he was, shall we?

luxuriant

What, are you expecting my opinion or something? I hate to break it to you but I'm not about to help you choose which way to torture me here.

Look, I've got a better idea! How about that nice place? You know, the one with the households, my bud and my cutie Colette. Let's focus on that one instead!

...Man...

flameprince

( spoilers for issue #2 of Fionna and Cake )

hedonismbot

So, we all get these persona inside us? How delightfully decadent.

Still, with no Djambi and only the most rudimentary diversions, I fear it cannot hold my attention for long.

wabbajack

Ha ha! "Voice testing," she says. Testing out my voice! As if a tiny, wee, beardless little girl could hope to imitate my dulcet tones. Not a chance, mortal! Not without some incredibly extensive work on your vocal cords, anyhow. Something to consider, perhaps? I know a woman who loves furtling around in mortals' gory bits, she'd be happy to assist...

No? Well. Keep it in mind.

I must approve of this urge to play me, though. It's a fine way for the not-so-sane to spend their time. I should know - I played at being me once! The old me did, that is. Remember? Before I was actually me. But not when I was the other me. A fine fellow, he was! Except when he was the him that wasn't me. And then he was just so very dull! Do try to avoid ending up like him, hm?

sispair

( Cut, just in case... )

nosenipper

Hey hey, I dunno what you're looking at me for.
You were the one who said you didn't have time for this. This being me, obviously.

Aw come on! Don't make that face. We have fun together don't we? You should take your own advice! All work and no play- something something something...

-Wait hey! Come back! Look, spring's right around the corner, we've gotta get on it! Come on, forget the books for a while alright? [ a laugh ] You try to grow up any faster and you're gonna end up like North.

That's bearded.
Not hanging out with a bunch of yetis.

spanneroll

Hey, mun...? I know you want to pick me up and everything, but with things like they are right now... There's something a lot more important that I should be focusing on, and I don't have the time to waste being put somewhere.

iamawizzard

Well, ahem...afternoon, sir.

The name of that place is a little dreadful, don't you think?

[Not really.]

It's not unfair, I don't think. Isn't your fault. I was going to be some place like that eventually. Bit like trying to catch two hares, my life. I can't have it AND have it the way I want it.

"All I have to do is watch?" Bugger me, it's going to be worlds more than just "watching" before someone decides that handsome man in the red getup looks lonely and then they drag me into the whole mess! What I wouldn't give for a nice sit down right now.

Least the application is pertinent. Never seen so many words in my favor. Mind you, the maximum for me has ever been about eight and a half sentences and a run-on. No contractions.

notrule63

[Looks at his mun, at his username and then back at his mun again.]

Couldn't you pick something else...?

arach_nerd

...okay, we get it, you're excited. You can stop shouting "MCFARLANE EYES!" over and over and over and ad infinitum.

undergrad

Hey, cut it out. There's nothing embarrassing about studying fables. I'm going to be a curator — or a writer, maybe both! One day, that is. The first chapter would have to be on ... [ hmmm what a hard choice!! ] Bigfoot, obviously.

level0

So you’re going to go through with that plan after all? That place does have some interesting rumors at least; it’ll be fun to look in to everything.

Though it won’t be as fun without Uiharu and the others with me, I won’t be able to flip skirts now....

mercenaryraised

Nostalgia isn't a reason to send me back to that time frame. It will cause problems, and we both know it.

youngest_critic

An OC based on an alternate universe mentioned in two episodes of Atop the Fourth Wall which, in and of itself, is a small part of the Channel Awesome universe.

I think I'll reserve my usual snark for a time where I wouldn't be pointing it the incredibly freaking obvious. I know you're bored, but working on Jaeris' app would be much more beneficial than fiddling with my icons. I'm dead. Remember that? I chose that. I don't know what you have against that kind of simple wish. At least get something other than Pokemon games if I'm going to be here. I need something to review. Something like what I used to back when my hair was dark... Amnesia Justine, maybe? The Stanley Parable? Even just a Slender game would be nice.

I don't want to be alone with my thoughts. My memories. That prison...

Current Mood: awake

childofthegods

No, I'm not. It's just quiet is all.

I'd like it if you'd hurry up and find somewhere for me to go though. I'm starting to feel restless. I need something to DO. I'm no use to anyone if I just stay here.

You promised you'd find a game for me, mun. I'm holding you to that.

I don't even mind if you send me to that tower as an 'AU' as long as I'm doing something.

expect_me

Dear Mun:

What aren't you telling me?

I know what that cackling means and it never means anything good. Yes, even compared with sitting in stasis for months.

~~I don't know why you're so excited you'll be super busy the day the game opens anyway.~~

Exasperatedly,
Anon

sokasm

Are you crazy? Why would you even think about putting me in either of those places?! I know you were having a bit of a bad time lately, but that's no excuse to torture me!

That tower looks creepy. I don't want any freaky experiments done to me! And that other place—

[A frown.]

Well, that other place just looks weird. I mean... "magical fairies"? Really? ...Those aren't real.

Besides, the only person I know from either of those places is Zuko's uncle. 'Can't you at least put me somewhere where's there's a ton of people I know?

tailmaker

Right.

So uh, not that this isn't, you know, cool and everything, but. Don't you have- I dunno, stuff to do? I mean I am all for procrastination, but, you get kinda.... crazy when you don't sleep.

And I'm the one who'll have to hang out with-
I mean, they're not the ones who-
Because you and I are-

This isn't working at all is it.

enchantedsnow

[She holds out a hand.. eyes closed and brow furrowed as she tries to wrap her head around what has just been revealed to her.]
( Manhattan ~ Spoilers. )

yashaou

You've returned from your journey, now you have a promise to complete.

Please do not delay even further. Even your duties are coming into line to do this once more.

Ashura needs me.

heartstodiamonds

I didn't expect that you'd pick me, Mun. My time on the stage is done, after all. And there are so many others that you could play. Weren't you considering Yuuko? Or Makoto? And little Sontata's already been given an account and taken to a game. All these generations of understudies and successors, and the manager is who you want to play? Maybe we're closer in age, you and I, but I doubt the similarities run deeper.

You're flighty. You'll need to be far more serious if you're going to be playing me. You'll need to be sharp. You'll need to be mature. You'll need to be patient.

What? Yes, patient. Wait for the season to be over, and then see if this idea is still as exciting as you've thought. I keep my cards close to my chest. You might learn something valuable if you hold out until the end.

psalmed

This new place you would send me is not Versailles. I told you that I must return there with utmost urgency; the future of our beloved country is dependent upon my actions. It must be France that is my next destination, you must understand. I can not go to this new city.

No, not even for dress up. Are you not aware of what is at stake?

...no. I can not go even for him. I humbly request you stop asking.

saryuu

You should probably work on those resume and cover letter things. I hear they're for your future.

And contrary to what you might think, I am looking forward to the next few weeks. It doesn't matter if I know that I'll fail in this space. Parallel worlds exist for a reason. You're a fan of the basic Everett Thesis. There are hundreds of worlds where we'll be successful. Maybe even thousands. If even the most outrageous scenarios were legitimate parallel worlds, then I have that chance in another.

Besides, that contraption masquerading as Endou Mamoru is just too amusing. You can turn him on with the simple flip of a switch! The real Endou's harem can't even pull such a feat off!

irma_boissy

Mademoiselle:
This is not a good idea. You should be working on that play, not bringing me here, and guessing about myself and... Oh mon dieu you think that he and I...?
Something tells me that you are going to be even more impossible than what I imagined.
Not yours at all.
Irma Boissy.

(ooc: Yes, super minor character that only gets a mention in relation to Grantaire. Can do musical too -mostly that since I just recently started the Brick)

cloverfairy

It's nice that you've decided to bring me back to life. But where is Kazuhiko? And Sue?

You don't think they're here? Well that's...disappointing. (Ora sighs sadly before giving her head a little shake.) I won't dwell, don't worry.

Where am I singing tonight?

I think we have issues.

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