dear_mun | Oct. 1st, 2012

Oct. 1st, 2012

Oh, thank you Mun, thank you ever so much for taking me in! Is Mun a royal title in your land? You would make such a wonderful princess.

I do so hope you find me a new place to live in, but this will suit me just perfectly for now. I promise to keep it clean and tidy!

offendsbooks

Neither of them are fucking crushes, okay? I don't get all giggly and weird around anyone. That's what crushes are like, right?

Just... quit talking about it already! And knock it off with the blushing crap.

afterthemoon

Are you sure about this? I thought you didn't really like playing AU related things, or had the patience to write an AU, for that matter.

But you're going to make an exception for me? I'm not entirely sure how I feel about that.

sten

( Spoilers for Dragon Age: Those Who Speak )

seesbeauty

We both know I can't stay mad at him for long. I regretted leaving once before, did you really think that I was going to do it again?

Even if I had anything else in the world but him, I still wouldn't. He needs me, mundane, even if you don't think there's any hope at all. Isn't that something someone else in your head would say? We have nothing if not hope.

Hope and a chipped cup can go a long way, if you want something strongly enough.

techsavvy

Whoa! Calm down there mun! I know you've been going through a nostalgic phase and all, but you need to take a breather. Not that I'm not grateful or anything! This place seems pretty awesome, but there's only so much you can handle.

Not to mention that you actually haven't really seen me and the others in how many years now? I guess that's ok though. You remember us, so that's what counts.

Hey, mun? Do you think any of the others are here? Elisa, Goliath? Fox even! That'd be awesome if they were. Find them for me, would ya?

curiouserx2

I won't lie and say that I shan't miss him. Of course I shall, very much so. But I will not allow myself to be disheartened, and neither should you. There's a whole world to explore, full of the most interesting people. And you mustn't believe this is your fault, dear mundane. That's not helpful to either of us.

excessive

Dear Mun,

Are you as certain about this as you should be? Not questioning you or anything.

Okay, Questioning you.

You're throwing yourself into the deep end and taking me down with you. Are you certain you want to do this? Even if you don't take me to that place without anyone I know, do you think you can handle this?

Just curious about what you're thinking,

Isaac

roamin_emotion

I know you're excited about those B2W2 games that's coming out in a week, but... you don't have to think about updating me because of it. It's rather unnecessary, Mun.

- Mesprit

makingfire

( Spoilers for 2x01 )

warriorscribe

...Whatever it is, it can't be any worse than what your imagination has done. I want to learn so these thoughts can be put to rest.

((What? It's Halloween month, is it really so far-fetched to imagine costumes turned horror?))

avulsions

Hey, it's a li'l early to be calling me out. The fun doesn't start for a week at least. What're you doing anyway, staying up like you are? Shoo. Get to bed, idiota. Write what y'have to then rest.

Besides, there'll be plenty of time to have fun in days t'come...

[He trails off into soft laughter, winks, then turns tail and disappears.]

butt_stallion_says_hello

( Just in case, cut for possible spoilers. Expect them in the comments )

thetreetoldme

... Really?
You couldn't think of anything better?

You know that was like, the most humiliating moment of my entire life, right? Something I DON'T want to be reminded of?
Why would you do that? That's just...

Ugh.

It's really not funny.

darklydreamndex

I can safely say this is the worst day of my life. And I've had.... a lot of bad days.

zantetsukenlcie

I'm not a cat— cut it out!

[ Cue a rather harassed-looking young woman gritting her teeth as she backpedals away from her mun, eagerly putting physical distance between the two of them. Honestly, she's more embarrassed than angry, but one probably couldn't guess it with the way she's glaring. ]

You call this a comeback? Everyone was waiting for you to do this two weeks ago and now you just expect me to drop everything for you? I don't have time to put up with your demands. There's too much going on right now, for both of us. You still have those applications to finish for Cecil and the Americas, and you never even finished finding out what happens to Serah!

[ She frowns and her eyes darken a little while the mun makes this... face that's somewhere between. When she speaks again, her voice is a little more tense than it was a second ago. ]

...Just because you won't know the third part of the story for a while is not an excuse to slack off.

[ Finally, she sighs, and her frown deepens, her tone lowering as she turns away from her mun. ]

Why the hell do you want me to talk to other people now anyway? Get those ideas out of your head. Tifa is probably busy too, and if Fang and Hope are as well, that's just too bad for you. I don't even know this Leon you keep talking about and are so excited about suddenly, for some reason.

[ That reason would be because aforementioned Leon has a new game coming out tomorrow. The mun loves Resident Evil a little too much to be sad about little to no survival horror elements probably being present again this time around. ]

And no... I don't care if I haven't seen Denmark in a while either. I'm— We're fine. Just... go to bed already. It's late and we shouldn't even be here. You need to rest if you're going to get anything done tomorrow. There's nothing else to talk about.

sinister_blade

That wasn't so hard now, was it Summoner?

airtempered

Absolutely not. You cannot simply send in my application every month and let me idle out each time while you wait for your friend to propose her plot to the mods. I'm sure there are rules against it. There should be..

I understand you're concerned about the possibility of someone else taking my place there while you wait, but I'm afraid that's a chance you're going to have to take. It's hardly fair to everyone else to simply... what's the word, squat? Squat on my character waiting for something that my not happen. It's unfair to the others, and certainly unfair to me.

nameless_hollow

As much as that world is becomin' a goddamn inconvenience I got better things to do with my time than talkin' to any of those bastards.

Don't give me that "Like what?" bullshit, woman. It ain't my job to start conversations with any of 'em!

sawthelockdown

I am never requesting bodily harm to one of the admins again.

You are never going to make me request bodily harm to one of the admins again. That goes for the others you've got there too. You are not getting them in trouble, got it?

Also, I really wish you would just give up on this "I snap and go self-endangering crazy" thing you've got in your head. Yes, I just got multiple shocks to the system thanks to the Shadow event. Yes, nearly getting strangled by someone I trust was horrible, but do you really think I'd take it out on everyone else by not worrying about my own safety? That is essentially what I'd be doing if I did that, by the way - throwing a giant tantrum.

Do you really think I'd do such a thing? Yeah, if there were ever a Shadow event, I probably would, but the rest of the time?

I think you need to get your priorities straightened out.

princessgatling

Idiot! Confounded buffoon! Ignoramus! Miscreant!

There isn't enough words to describe how much of an idiot you are for giving me this name! Why would you stoop so low as to let others talk you into this!? If I had a choice, I'd have gone for something more regal! What would Taro think? What would that...that battle maniac think if they saw this!? I'd be a laughing stock!

Reconsider, now, or I'll have to put a hole in your 'headspace'!

cowled

You don't have the time.

[eloquent as ever, Bruce.]

cheesemaster

So now what mun? Not only do you have me barely keeping my head above water, on TOP of that, you want me to descend back to my college days while everyone else ascends in their power and age. Sure, I would not mind being young again if I actually had a way to fight back, but I can barely bend anything, you know that, they know that, I know that.

Next time you pick up a muse, I kindly ask you to actually know what you're doing and not be so easily led by other muns. Take some inciative with them! Have a backbone will you!

-VM

Current Mood: cranky

aggravated

Ah, ah, calm down, Ms. Mun. I know you're itching badly to write something (this 'fanfic' thing seems a bit more like something Tony would think up), but unfortunately, until you find someone who wants to, we'll just have to wait. This... 'roleplaying' is similar enough for now, right?

Besides, you make me nervous when you want to write, as undoubtedly this means somehow I am going to suffer the brunt of it.

makesgoodteam

Mun.

Yes, new icons are nice. And so are new guns. I am wondering, though, why you are paying attention to me if you do not have plans for me to go anywhere.

You either make up your mind either way, or I am out. [Heavy, how the hell are you planning to bust out of my head- actually, don't answer that. Please.]

notelizabeth

Well....you finally found me a home, Mun. So, um, thanks for that.....

On the other hand, it's the place I really wans't sure about going.....y'know, the place where Odd is.....

So I kinda feel like hugging you and then kicking you in the shin, both at the same time. It's weird....

Current Mood: confused

polyturtle

I won't - I don't - regret doing this.

When it comes to this kind of thing, I keep the promises I make.

chasing_grapes

C'mon! You can pull out of this. You've got mostly everything set up in your head! Just... put it down on paper, or even the computer! ...Either way, you'll still keep me in the dark about my past. It isn't nice to keep people in the dark you know! Maybe what Smitty said about trusting people also goes for muns too. But you're my mun. This has to be a partnership, right? I have to get along with you. And I do! Really.

I'll support you in any way I can... even if you won't tell me the finer details of my life. Besides, you have to help me too! With dates.

I'll give you the confidence to write things down, and you can help me with that! Deal? Deal.

likeamonster

It seems I'm not going away any time soon. Do me a favor, then? Give me something to do. You are still sick, I understand, and what a nasty mess that is. In a day, maybe two, you'll be over it. You cannot hide behind that excuse for much longer.

You got that pup on hiatus for almost another week. Plenty of time to get things accomplished. Do not let yourself get hung up on military terms and whatever else you're fretting about. You've played vampires, a professional thief, a geneticist, goddamn Banner for fuck's sake. Learn the terms, bullshit your way through the rest. If you can do it for them, you can do it for me.

Current Music: Skillet - Hero

holyrabies

( Spoiler warning for Hotel Translyvania )

masterofgunfu

Okay, I get that you are worried. After all, just about every time you've put me in a sandbox to test out no one wanted to play with me. That's okay, I do come from a small canon after all (despite my first solo book hitting the New York Times list). Just remember what that old newspaper columnist used to say, "If you want to go to parties and no one invites you, throw your own and invite people."

All you need to do is tag folks and I'll win them over. It's what I do. So relax, it'll be fine.

[Canon is Kate Daniels.]

stilltrying

You seem pretty pleased with yourself.

I know. I'm happy, too.

acakeisfinetoo

So, you finally got yourself to start to work on my voice hmm? It's just been 2 weeks since you made my account. Well, hurry up. All that time you waited and pushed me back Fionna has been without her big sister. I will hold you responsible for anything that happened to her you hear me. Not even catnip will help you.

I also see you made me some human icons. What's up with that? I'm a cat, not a human. I wouldn't mind looking that fine though...

embodimentofmercy

Are you...?

Are you actually cryin'? Jeez, I know it's sad, but at least it ain't as bad as you thought, right?

retractableteeth

[Have a dragon hunkering down, entire body wiggling in excitement. Or maybe that was because he smells fish. But either way, he's going somewhere soon right? Right?]

moralimperative

You know, I can hear all those thoughts you've been having. I do live up here now. (No thanks to you, by the way, I know the real reason you made those accounts. I'll play along if and when you need me, but know this: You could really hurt a guy's feelings with that kind of treatment.) You know what else? You worry too much. We can have some fun doing whatever in the meantime, if you're that hung up on logistics. I just don't understand how you think you're ever supposed to get anywhere if you don't let yourself try something new every once in a while.

... What do you mean 'bad idea'? It's a perfectly sound idea, I don't care if you want to hang back and tend to your slow-bake commitments first. I'm a free range chicken over here, there's endless possibilities! You do whatever you want when the time comes, but if you're gonna give me all this space anyway then the very least you could do is let me have my fun with it while I wait.

That's only fair, right? Right. Of course it is, weren't you paying attention? Where do you find the time to worry so much?

dalamangarasu

You have an annoying habit of complaining about things not worth it.
Take a break before you hurt yourself, and then you can work on your app when you come back.

Not that you'll listen to me I'm sure, but there's no harm in trying.

ex_narkissos678

Speak not of my fall. It saddens me to think that my mind - my very self - succumbed to such an enchantment. I would prefer instead to speak of your plans for me. I am worthy of the richest and most beautiful world, don't you think?

(Smirking, she waves her ringed fingers airily.)

It matters not what you think, Mundane. I expect for you to handle the preparations while I take a bath. Conversing with you is tiring, though I cannot - and do not - blame you for being so.

(Aw isn't she a sweetie?)

If you buy me a new dress, I'll forget all about it. How's that for compromise?

weaponmadeperfect

Mun

Okay I know Jill showed up now in the game, and yes I know you want Chris and Leon there. But really, can we please avoid that? I mean really I have things under control ~~OKAY! You're right I don't want them seeing me as one of Umbrella's lackies okay!~~

Besides, they'd get bored with the group we're after. Really this branch isn't that cool with their experiments on werewolves. Let's forget about their failures to try to create a pure sample of the G from my blood.

And would you stop looking for another PB for a game canon me? Really you're not replacing me tomorrow with my game counterpart. I don't care how awesome it is that I'm in the game. [Shows her some screen caps]

Oh that's evil mun! Damn it... Fine, but she better not go anywhere. [Stubborn Sherry real stubborn.]

((game's

canonwhatcanon ))

sparepart

( under the cut )

under_my_umbrella

[Suddenly, a cute little blue-haired girl with one blue eye and one red jumps out of nowhere, carrying a big purple umbrella with one eye and a tongue and smiling as she waves it around excitedly.]

Urameshiya~!

[Laughing, she smiles as she hefts the umbrella again to cover her head.]

Well, how was it? Were you surprised?

[Yeah, she's terrible at this.]

How about you, mun? You were surprised, right?

[Kogasa pls.]

wickedthiswaycomes

You- [ An inhale, and then a distilled exhale of fine, fine smoke. ] -are lazy.

If I am lying, may the kishin strike me down where I stand.

[ ... ]

Ara, ara~

[ C'mon guys, her test is clearly ~flawless~. ]

batwave

I am getting antsy. I wouldn't mind stretching my wings. So to speak.

pyrrosophis

That ship has sailed. Late to the party. Missed the boat.

[ A sigh. ]

There's a lot of ways to say that my appearance just happened to be roughly three hundred and sixty five days after Nezumi was most likely here.

...One whole year.

[ Shion's quiet for a lengthy enough time that anyone listening might suspect that his little monologue is complete. ]

The space between seconds can mean the difference between success and failure. Gain or loss. Life or death. Coming to this place after that long- If he's not here anymore, where else is there left to search?

kidblue

You gotta wait a goddamn month until you can even get me in here, man! Shut the fuck up and let me do my thing 'till then. And Jesus Christ in low rise jeans, you expect me to sit patiently? What the fuck am I going to do, paint a pretty picture?

What if I don't even wanna go to this place, huh? What then? What are you gonna do about it?

youvegot9lives_shesgot10

( spoiler alert )

itsteatime

...Really. You couldn't find a more productive thing to be doing, miss Mundane.

[ Sighs. ]

Your schedule is truly hectic and you should be bloody well focusing on that rather than sending me to some quaint little place with... ugh.. that damned disgusting frog... and what in the sodding hell is with Hong Kong planning to explode my couch?!

nyoro

Talk about a long nap! You really know how to keep a guy hanging!

What happened to us, Mun? HUH?! I thought we had something beautiful happening! Whatever happened to our plans of taking over the world of RolePlay by storm with my beautiful pipes? You know how long I've been practicing Fly me to the Moon? Over two months! I can just feel my vocal chords drying up and-

[Choking noises.]

I can't...go on! Ack! M-Mun-! Save me...please!

amant

I think, ma chere, that you have more flights of fancy than even myself which is saying a lot. Should I be pleased that you are considering putting me in a setting sans some psychopath trying to play scientist? Oh, you let me have some fun in a few other places but nothing of great permanence. Of course not—you like torturing me the best!

Why should I believe you for a second when you let on that you want to send me somewhere that is, for better lack of the word, safe? Quaint? Picturesque, non? It sounds too perfect to be true and I will not show any enthusiasm for it.

…even though, it is nice to be involved in a game that has more nations suffering alongside myself, ouais?

You could actually commit to that reserve and finish that application.

[Here he does pause, and is that a hint of deadpan? Couldn't be!]

Without comparing me to a hipster, preferably. Just because you have a bizarre sense of humor it does not mean you must exaggerate the truth! That's not even the truth, but I know you-- once an idea is in your head it might as well be stuck there with tar. Time is ticking, mademoiselle.

yearrounder

That's really what you're concerned about? Can we focus on what's important, please? Like, oh I don't know, all of the everything that I've screwed up?

I swear if it takes you as long to finish this one as it did the last one, you won't be happy.

No I'm not encouraging you.

ohio

Okay, one? The Facebook jokes aren't as funny as you think they are.

And two, I'm kind of concerned about your desire to send me off to fight zombies. Maybe you're misunderstanding just what I've been doing for the past year or so. It wasn't like some first person shooter where I ran around and racked up a million points so I could see my initials on the leaderboard, this was real life. I mean, okay, Tallahassee, I will grant you that Tallahassee is kind of badass but I'm just surviving.

So three, I'd really like to go somewhere with like. The internet, uh, maybe the devices come with WoW on them? And Wichita, since, you know, I kind of just got that fire started, don't wanna leave it un...tended... that's a shitty metaphor. But that's my desert island list. The internet, my friend who is a girl, with whom I haven't actually had the relationship talk so I'm not comfortable rearranging those words yet, and absolutely no motherfucking zombies. Jesus!

the_slab_king

Alright, listen up, slab. If you're gonna have me up here, we gotta do some major changin'. First off, we need some more tits. Go find Moxxxi and have her send some of her mags our way. Secondly, if you're gonna be a slab, you're gonna have to toughen up.

Fourthly, go find me one of those Jacks you said you saw around so I can turn his skull inside out.

egotrigger

Mun...

I don't know that this was such a great idea. Taking me somewhere is always dangerous... but ah...

... In a place so dangerous, where there's likely to be decisions like that to be made...

He's... going to be around a lot, isn't he? That was your plan all along, wasn't it?

... Please don't let it get too bad.

- Allelujah Haptism

hyenapriestess

...I don't get it. Why do you keep associating me with hyenas?

Sure, they laugh a lot, but...I don't get why you're calling me one.

[Oh, Yukiko, as clueless as ever. 8U]

Hey, what's that supposed to mean? [Not telling you. /snickersnicker]

likerockstars

I think I liked it better when you weren't interested in me, mun.

Current Mood: worried

liugan

You are an odd woman.

But, for once, I think I like what you have planned.

freelance_lonestar

Goddammit... Fuck you, mun. Just... fuck you. Leave me the fuck alone.

unlmtdpotential

Pillow, blanket, napkin [he's kidding with that one, folks, X has better manners than that], substitute teddy bear, safety net...

It's a wonder Zero tolerates anything I decide to do with his hair other than stroke it and maybe braid it once every blue moon. Even after all these years he still won't let me brush it.

[X, why do you even want to brush Zero's hair?]

He lets me do everything else. I don't see why not. Besides, it'd be easier on him since he doesn't have to reach back or bring his hair around and retangle strands.

avengerliberty

...I hate to say it, but I know you're not sure where you're going with this. It's a bunch of...half formed thoughts and ideas.

It's okay for this to be a bad idea. [smiling gently] My feelings won't be hurt and -

...wait we're going to Disneyland?

Why?

heart_of_fodra

Mun.

There is no need to place me in any world other than my own.

...especially among humans.

stolehimtoo

No.

No.

See, I know that one. And, oh- you're convincing. Conniving? You're like him, Thief! This sounds like a plan. I like plans, not this plan, it's not finished. But Thief doesn't often finish them.

Oh. So you're not a Time Lord? I was getting confused, I thought he was the last. Well, you should finish that plan.

lostinthelight

Happy Early Halloween!

What d'you mean I can't sic Shadows on people this year? First it was the thing with Hades and now this. Take away all my fun, why don't you...

notamazingyet

Okay, here we are again. You know people are probably sick of my face here. I just can't let you keep this up without saying something!

Don't think I don't see what you're doing. I do. I see and I'm NOT happy about it, I'm not! Okay so maybe it'd be nice to have a life somewhere again, but there? Seriously? This has to be like The. Worst. time to send me there. Oh war is starting up again? Send Lexie in. It'll be fun.

I think you and I have very different definitions of the word "fun". The angels and demons and supernatural beings I can take. It's the possible death that I'm not so big on. And the fear, and the panic, and...you're not listening to a word I'm saying. Of course not. No one ever listens to Lexie. Not until they need her to memorize charts for them.

Ugh. Maybe I'll be better off there. Maybe I'll find people that appreciate me.

dispossessed

I do not find that "keyword" as amusing as you do. Nor do I find your ideas as entertaining. I do not belong anywhere other than the Halls of Waiting. You know this.

gayestadventure

You say it's less gay there than the Ghostzone?

...I don't know if that's a relief or a disappointment.

shockproof

Ahhh, shaddup, you ain't gonna app me nowhere.

I ain't sayin it wouldn't be nice.

Especially to see ...him, you know.

You'd just be gettin both our hopes up over a fat lotta nuthin' tho. For rustin' my interior, quit while you're ahead.

gleans

You've mentioned so many kinds of do-overs this week that I honest-to-god have no fucking idea what you're talking about anymore. Maybe you should start from the bottom and work your way up.

... I guess it is that time of year again, huh? Jeez. Just a couple weeks 'til the big two. Better get back in the saddle, A-train; we're gonna do some fuckin' work.

Galen

whatisashirt

So, let me guess, you can read my mind, too? ... Oh, so it's more that you make up my mind for me. Well that's just great. I was getting tired of having to do that, anyway.

Of course I'm being sarcastic. Why are you even pretending to be that stupid? Or is that really the best you can do? I mean, I get that I'm not your first choice - am I anybody's? - but come on, try to put a little more effort into this. I bet I'd be a lot more fun than the rest of these "muses" you've got up here if you just gave me a chance.

hijutsu

Hm?

You're feeling nostalgic? It's funny, a few months ago I would have just said "Leave me alone, there's nothing worth looking back on." But, I guess that indifference faded like everything else...

I don't want to forget anything anymore. I want to remember my parents, and my history, and Yoite.

So if you want to visit me again, I'll come. Promise.

arannath

You would be a fool to think you were prepared for any of this, child. I shall count it fortunate that you do not.

Let the Dwarf and the Marchwarden suffer Legolas a while longer. He can take care of himself; they can fend him off if need be.

But I will admit I am quite amiable to this hunting party you have mentioned. [if only so he can one-up elrond. and celeborn. but mostly elrond.]

carbonell

I'd start by asking the basics, but it seems you've already found a game for me. At least it looks rather interesting and seems to be something I can dirty my hands in. I appreciate that quite a bit. Anything day to day would be dreadfully dull.

Go ahead, ask his mun. I'm sure it'll only make things all the more interesting. We both know I can handle him like a well tanned mink. If he does decide to follow along do ask him to bring those delightfully tight pants of his.

grenadeball

yes, i'm certain i can talk about animal dildos and lube that looks like cum for at least five paragraphs

my husband is a kangaroo, for fuck's sake

figurine

Miss Mun,

What I have said to her I will say to you: You need to believe in yourself.

While I understand your being nervous and shying away from this, you really should have more confidence. After all, it is better to try instead of letting your worries keep you. You have started filling out the application already. Why not make yourself a cup of tea and think it over?

There's time of course, but it would be best for you to have a little more faith in yourself.

idiotinlaw

Come on man, really?

Just stop. You're not gonna find anyone, and you don't really have time for me.

Save us both the trouble and just let me go.

holycraponacracker

Listen, sweetie, I know you want castmates, but let's be honest- there just aren't that many out there that you've seen.

And what you're planning? ....I've got my eyes on you, missy.

I think we have issues.

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