I give you a Tomislav, I give you new icons... what more do you want?

[makesgoodteam]

Mun.

Yes, new icons are nice. And so are new guns. I am wondering, though, why you are paying attention to me if you do not have plans for me to go anywhere.

You either make up your mind either way, or I am out. [Heavy, how the hell are you planning to bust out of my head- actually, don't answer that. Please.]

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[nowimradioactive]

MAYBE THE MUN IS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HE CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU IN HIS MIND.

[makesgoodteam]

... What.

No, I am not thinking that is the case here.

[nowimradioactive]

BUT CAN YOU THINK OF ANY TRUER DISPLAY OF AFFECTION THAN A BEAUTIFUL NEW GUN THAT IS VERY, VERY LARGE?

[makesgoodteam]

Hm... is interesting thought. But he tells me he gets gun through random chance more than display of liking.

[nowimradioactive]

MAYBE HIS OTHER MUSES ARE OUT OF AMMO?

MY MUN SAYS THEY HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND.

[makesgoodteam]

Pff. None of them are using guns. Except for tiny detective man, who has infinite ammo pistol for... some reason.

Or little red robot who keeps respawning with gun whenever he fires.

[nowimradioactive]

MAYBE IT'S BRAIN AMMO.

[makesgoodteam]

Maybe. Maybe. Still does not make sense.

I am not exactly one to question it, though.

[hasstandards]

I wasn't aware you could get out of this situation with the mundanes.

[And his tone says he doesn't believe you can.]

[makesgoodteam]

Is better to try than not to. Especially when boredom has become boring.

[hasstandards]

Fair enough. I don't think anyone enjoys boredom, honestly, though I suppose you could ask some of the blokes around here about it. There seems to be plenty to go around.

[makesgoodteam]

Da, is problem. Could be that, without fighting, there is nothing left to do for us.

Is worrying thought.

[hasstandards]

[His eyes flick away. That's a thought he's had before, and isn't comfortable with at all. Not that he's going to admit that, especially to a BLU.]

Hn. I don't know about you mate, but some of us have got other things we could be doin' than being thrown into these "games" and what have you.

[makesgoodteam]

Really? And have you had chance to do these things?

[Don't mind the staredown, it's kinda his default expression at this point.]

[hasstandards]

[He does mind, but let's face it: there isn't a lot that doesn't rub him the wrong way.]

Not since I've been in a game, no. Can't do my job or my hobbies there. Or here, really.

[makesgoodteam]

Oh? What kind of game are you in?

[hasstandards]

An awful one. Stuck in this city called Paradise, which is anything but that. There're these gods that'll do what they like to ya for their entertainment. Turn people into dogs and whatnot. There's a lot of us there, but we can't fight each other and've had to find other jobs.

[makesgoodteam]

Hm. I see. Is shame.

I am thinking, with all the power that these muns have, why are they not recreating 2Fort or any other battlefield for us? Would reduce amount of complaining.

[hasstandards]

Now there's a good question. Honestly, I think they like to watch us squirm.

[makesgoodteam]

That... is making too much sense to be comfortable thought.

Another question I have been thinking. Do muns have their own muns?

[hasstandards]

I'm not sure I want to know that much about how mundanes work, honestly. What little I've seen is bad enough.

[makesgoodteam]

Is good point. For RED member.

[hasstandards]

You oughtta watch what you say here, mate. I'm not the only RED, you know.

[makesgoodteam]

And I am not only BLU. I know what I said.

[hasstandards]

Besides that, I'm not wasting my bullets if I'm not gettin' paid for it. We're supposed to be fighting robots now, or so I'm told.

[makesgoodteam]

Ah, Да! Yes, robots are good killing fodder. I have had much success fending them off.

[Heavy what the hell are you talking about, you've never completed an MvM match successfully.]

[hasstandards]

Men, machines. So long as I'm gettin' a cheque, I'll do just fine.

[makesgoodteam]

And do not forget money that robots drop.

Oh wait, you are always on back lines... you do not get money. Hmm.

[hasstandards]

I do my job from back there. No point in usin' a rifle when the enemy is only a foot from you.

[makesgoodteam]

Да. When enemy is foot from you, you use fists!

[hasstandards]

Right. I'll leave that kind of fighting to you blokes on the front lines. S'not really my specialty.

[knewyourfatheridid]

I think you two need to get in the spirit of MUSIC!

[makesgoodteam]

Done and done. He has enough music in head. And he was nice enough to give me music player.

So there is that, I am guessing?

[quickly]

I'm hungry.

Might as well gimme yer sandvich, fatman, before I beat ya over the head for it.

[makesgoodteam]

[He's currently brandishing the aforementioned Tomislav. And spinning it up. And now shooting at you. Looks like he's not happy to see you, Scout!]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Heya big guy! Haven't seen one of you around here lately. At least not one on the winning team.

[makesgoodteam]

Да, I am not seeing many other Heavies around Dear Mun. But it might be because I was not looking so well.

[bring_the_beatdown]

There's a coupla RED ones but they're too busy hiding to talk to anyone. Bet ya scared them all away.

[kritikal]

[ ahahahahahahohohohoho ]

Why don't you save yourself the trouble and use your Säugling to destroy your mundane. That would solve your problem, ja?

[makesgoodteam]

I have tried this! But his mind, it is made of steel. Or something close. Either way, is filled with bullet holes.