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[retractableteeth]

[Have a dragon hunkering down, entire body wiggling in excitement. Or maybe that was because he smells fish. But either way, he's going somewhere soon right? Right?]

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[ruffntumblenut]

Good luck with that dude.

[Throws Toothless a bread roll just to be nice]

[retractableteeth]

[Catches the bread roll then coughs it out and growls at her. Fish, silly human, fish. Not that... whatever that was. But thanks for the luck, whatever that is.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Sniffs and frowns]

Barf and Belch aren't picky.

*Picks up the coughed up bread and proceeds to eat it. Clearly she's not picky either.*

[retractableteeth]

[Watches, then shrugs and sniffs at her a bit. Does she have a home yet?]

[adorablemishap]

Wow! You'rrre surrre a biggerrr drrragon than me!

[Draggy runs up to him excitedly.]

Do you know my big brrrotherrr?

[retractableteeth]

[You're not a kind of dragon he recognizes, but he's going to bound around him, sniffing the air curiously. Brother?]

[adorablemishap]

[Draggy will turn in place to see him the whole way, all smiles. Toothless is different but obviously a dragon.]

[retractableteeth]

[Slinks up just a litttle closer... tries to nose him curiously.]

[here_take_this]

[Have a startled little girl looking at you. Staying back because she's had bad luck with large reptilian things lately in the game she's in.]

[retractableteeth]

[Hunches down a little, sniffing the air curiously. Complete with head tilt as if asking what's wrong.]

[here_take_this]

You're not a mindless monster like the other large ones I saw... [She doesn't move closer yet because strange creature.]

[retractableteeth]

[Blinks, then slinks a little closer, keeping close to the ground in a sort of play stalking. Really not sure what to make of this little girl-human that doesn't act like any of the Viking-humans he knows.]

[hiccuping]

Toothless!

[ Hiccup beams at his dear friend; a lopsided grin tilts his mouth as he is blatantly trying to hide something behind his back. ]

[retractableteeth]

[Sorry Hiccup, but Toothless is just going to pounce at his human friend, will be careful if he knocks him down. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe?]

I have no appropriate muses to talk to a dragon...

[notjustinthemirror]

[Awwwww it's so cute!!!!! ...... Is what the mun thinks. What this guy thinks is a whole different matter.]

You're a giant blob of goo with eyes. Well thats, an accomplishment in itself isn't it?

[Walking right up to him because he doesn't know what a dragon is.]

XD So?

[retractableteeth]

[Out come sharp teeth in a low, threatening, toothy growl. So what if this dragon doesn't know what all those words mean? All that matters is he feels threatened by this guy.]

And ridiculousness ensues

[notjustinthemirror]

[He growls right back! And while his teeth aren't that impressive in comparison to a DRAGON he does have a lot of shiny metal crap in his mouth. That's sort of the same thing.]

Eyes and teeth. The plot thickens.

[notthedoctor]

Well. Don't see that every day.

[Annnd he has no idea what to think. At least it's not a dinosaur trying to crunch/stomp/eat/otherwise injure him.]

/clings to the Doctor-oh wait...

[retractableteeth]

[Wiggling calms down a little, though Toothless is going to slink up to this person and sniff at him curiously.]

/nope, not the Doctor... although everyone expects him to be

[notthedoctor]

[Being chased around for a week by dinosaurs has given him an appreciation of them. Or maybe just an appreciation of their teeth. Being tree'd by a pack of them for a night did give him the inspiration to create a new diet plan for humans that involves lots of running spurred by chasing dinos. It's best not to ask. He was sleep deprived.]

So. There will be no eating of me. I would probably make you rather sick since I'm not fully human. You should have that warning at least.

[Stern. STERN. Right.]

[wouldntkilladragon]

[Here's a Hiccup!]

[He happens to have fish! Because the mun said so and why not have a present for dragon buddy.]

Toothless!

[retractableteeth]

[That excited wiggling? Yes. It's gotten harder before Toothless bounds around Hiccup, sniffing and snuffling at him. Fish? Fish for the adorable dragon? Yessss?]

[wouldntkilladragon]

[Chuckles.] Yes, yes, I know what you want. [Offering up the fish.]

[adorablemishap]

Who arrre you?

[Not interested in Toothless' fish, only you.]

[wouldntkilladragon]

[…s-so cute.]

Hey there. I'm Hiccup. Who are you? [Kneeling down to give pets.]