On recent events in the Tower of Animus

[sawthelockdown]

I am never requesting bodily harm to one of the admins again.

You are never going to make me request bodily harm to one of the admins again. That goes for the others you've got there too. You are not getting them in trouble, got it?


Also, I really wish you would just give up on this "I snap and go self-endangering crazy" thing you've got in your head. Yes, I just got multiple shocks to the system thanks to the Shadow event. Yes, nearly getting strangled by someone I trust was horrible, but do you really think I'd take it out on everyone else by not worrying about my own safety? That is essentially what I'd be doing if I did that, by the way - throwing a giant tantrum.

Do you really think I'd do such a thing? Yeah, if there were ever a Shadow event, I probably would, but the rest of the time?

I think you need to get your priorities straightened out.

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[crouching_sin]

... Tch. It's appreciated.

Though I suppose there's always the musebox.

[sawthelockdown]

What? After the Lockdown, do you really think I'd be so...irresponsible as to do something like that?

What do you mean, there's always the musebox?

[crouching_sin]

I never know how to predict you completely.

... Nothing.

[sawthelockdown]

Predicting things is my job though, Nao-nii.

No, no, I want to hear it. Please?

[crouching_sin]

You know what I mean.

You know I wouldn't blame you if you hated me.

[sawthelockdown]

I was trying to be funny.

But I don't. It's more like...You know how those girls from that one show turn into witches when they despair too much?

[crouching_sin]

... If Kyuubey ends up in the tower I'm locking it in a box. With seals. You're not allowed to become a Puella Magi.

[sawthelockdown]

It's already there, though.

[crouching_sin]

......................... crap.

[Guess who forgot about that?]

I should get to work, then.

[sawthelockdown]

AND it can't actually do that there, apparently.

So it isn't a big deal, really?

[crouching_sin]

It'll still be entertaining.

[sawthelockdown]

And that's priority number one for you, isn't it?

[Well, she's smiling, so she does mean it in jest. Mostly.]

[crouching_sin]

It's one of them.

[sawthelockdown]

Yeah, that sounds about right. Unfortunately.

[puppy_lancer]

...That's right, kid. Stay safe.

And don't worry about the requests. I'll make a long and detailed one requesting exactly what you want done to Jason.

[sawthelockdown]

Aside from that whole "die horrible death courtesy of the lake floor" thing. She's still up for that. Something about needing to get my death count up so I can join Team YOLO. [Sighhhh.]

I really wouldn't do that if I were you, Lancer. It's just gonna cause a monster to crawl under your bed and it'll stay there and it'll drain your powers if you get too close. Please be careful, okay?

[puppy_lancer]

Don't worry. I'll be there with you. I can pull you out before any death happens.

[Lancer, take a look at your smiling mun. Does this seem like the face of a merciful Master to you?]

Tch. I can deal with monsters. Worth it if I'm pissing that asshole off.

[sawthelockdown]

That's what I thought too, and then that thing watched me sleep and crawled under my bed! Just...please be careful okay?

[She may YOLO with her own life... sometimes, but the lives of others are important okay.]

[puppy_lancer]

I don't even sleep all that much.

[Insomnia Gift of Sleeplessness.]

Look, I'll stay out of my room for fifteen days in a row or something. Don't tell me they're gonna remember me for that long.

[sawthelockdown]

Um.

[...Huh.]

Actually, I don't know how long it takes them to get to it...bah, fine. Just don't get overconfident if you do end up fighting it, okay?

[puppy_lancer]

I killed a dog with a ball once when I was still human. How much stronger can a monster be?

[sawthelockdown]

[...That poor dog. D:]

Eh...All right then.

[puppy_lancer]

[It was a hellhound and it tried to eat him. It was self-defense.]

Now, you wanna help me request something violent done to Jason? Not putting your name on it, of course.

[crouching_sin]

I think I'll join you this time. No one messes with my little sister.

[That grin isn't exactly sane.]

[sawthelockdown]

Denied.

[crouching_sin]

Sorry, your vote doesn't count.

[sawthelockdown]

The vote of the Queen of Bel overrides all other votes.

Denied.

[crouching_sin]

I think you'll find the Queen of Bel can still be noogied into submission.

[sawthelockdown]

Don't you DARE! No! Denied! Denied denied denied denied!

[crouching_sin]

Part of the job.

[sawthelockdown]

DENIEEEEEEEED!

[puppy_lancer]

[He nods, and then, in the blink of an eye, his armor disappears to leave him wearing a black suit. He reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a small note book and a pen.]

I'll note down everything you want thrown in here!

[warriorscribe]

I would be helping you...and the others, if my mundane wasn't so...