On the uses (and abuses) of Zero's hair

[unlmtdpotential]

Pillow, blanket, napkin [he's kidding with that one, folks, X has better manners than that], substitute teddy bear, safety net...

It's a wonder Zero tolerates anything I decide to do with his hair other than stroke it and maybe braid it once every blue moon. Even after all these years he still won't let me brush it.

[X, why do you even want to brush Zero's hair?]

He lets me do everything else. I don't see why not. Besides, it'd be easier on him since he doesn't have to reach back or bring his hair around and retangle strands.

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[not_that_scary]

[Tell him tell him tell him-]

Alright, alright, shaddup already! [Focusing on X now] My mun wants to ask if you ever tried to brush Zero's hair when he isn't paying attention.

[unlmtdpotential]

[light chuckle] I have, a long time ago when I was much younger. Stealth was never my true forte, and Zero's always alert. I tried, and the next second I'm in a headlock and hearing a grumpy Zero warn me to "keep that crummy thing away from my hair."

[not_that_scary]

[actually laughs at that.] He takes his hair-care very seriously. I have to ask now, has anyone been able to do it amongst the Hunters?

[unlmtdpotential]

No, no one. Zero's very choosy about who does and who doesn't get to touch his hair. I have practically every privilege except for brushing, Axl can use it as a pillow only, and I think Layer can reach out and stroke it. I don't know what he'd let Signas do to it, but I don't think our commander has any motive to reach out and fool with Zero's hair in any way.

[not_that_scary]

[tries to imagine Signas doing any of these things.]

[snrkt] I don't think Signas would know what to do with Zero's hair, the man is so serious I think he'd just stare at it in confusion.

Has Alia or Palette ever tried anything? or any of your friends from Giga City?

[hunter_maverick]

[Hear that sound? That's the sound of Sigma facepalming.]

[unlmtdpotential]

[X would frown at the sight of Sigma being around and put his guard up, but it's impossible to do the former because of the facepalming. X can only blink and stare.]

....What?

[unlimitedflintlockworks]

Lovely hair like his should be properly taken care of.

[unlmtdpotential]

I agree, and he does take care of it. Thank goodness he does. I don't think his hair would have lasted this long otherwise.

[unlimitedflintlockworks]

Aaa, definitely a good thing. Hair that long tangles so easily when you move around a lot.

[commiemaybe]

I was going to ask why he has so much hair, but he is one of Albert's creations...

[unlmtdpotential]

[It's so easy to forget who Zero's creator is, considering all that the blonde Hunter's done for humanity and reploids over time. X will blink at the name, but he quickly puts two and two together.] Oh yeah, that's right...

Did Dr. Wily always put some kind of quirk into his creations?

[commiemaybe]

Well, yes - but I'm betting the hair is a bit of, ah. Compensation.

[A beat. But not a Beat.]

Albert was somewhat bald, you see.

[Comedy, it ain't his best skill.]

[unlmtdpotential]

Oh! Well, if he's compensating, then I guess that makes sense. [Why so long, though? Ah well, he's not complaining.]

[commiemaybe]

It seems the most logical reason to me. [Because deep down in his shriveled black heart, Wily wanted to be Fabio. Clearly.]

[hasntmadelunchyet]

I can take care of my own hair fine, X. I don't need you fussing over it. ...or braiding it.

[Wait, the other things are fine Zero-!?]

[unlmtdpotential]

[Of course the other things are fine with Zero, he's like a tolerant pussycat that lets those he trusts do all sorts of things to him....to a point.]

I know that, but it's nice to have help in taking care of it every once in a while, right?

[hasntmadelunchyet]

Nice for who? I can very well take care of my own hair.

[Man, and he thought that old coot was bad with his whole hair touching fiasco.]

need a cat-face icon for this XD

[unlmtdpotential]

I know, and it shows. I'm just saying, it'd be nice for you if you're busy and you could get one more maintenance worry out of the way.

[Don't worry, Zero, X knows he's being silly right now.]

It would be so fitting 8 )

[hasntmadelunchyet]

Hair care falls under maintenance now?

[He'll give a look until he's wearing a grin.]

I'll tell you what, X. How about I make you a deal?

[prototype_blues]

Shouldn't it be de-tangle strands?

[unlmtdpotential]

[X blinks. A Robot Master? This is one he hasn't seen before, but he looks a lot like Rock. Is he a Lightbot as well?]

Uh.... [and then the question registered] Oh! No, I meant that Zero should let me brush his hair so he doesn't have to wind up retangling his strands moving his hair around to the front so he can get at the ends. My mun has the same problem since she grew her hair out, and it only goes to the middle of her back.

[prototype_blues]

Oh.

[Dude, not just any Robot Master, this here is The Robot Master. The first one and Rock's big brother.]

But isn't odd for you to fix it for him?

[not that Blues knows much about hair care, his glorious pompadour stays that way all the time.]

[unlmtdpotential]

Well, yes, since he's capable of doing it himself. [He does it cuz Zero's family, man.] But I also don't see why not since we're so close.

[prototype_blues]

O... kay. But the other stuff you listed sounds kind of...

Creepy.