dear_mun | May. 26th, 2012

May. 26th, 2012

You think that you have mastery of me so easily, then? That you can change my entire history, rewrite my past -- replace my mother with a different woman completely, and believe that I will be much the same?

I am so simple, so straightforward a creature to you, then. Simply because you "created" me.

No. No. I craved for adventure, but I don't want to play your games any longer. Send me home. Put my story to rights, and let me go home, to the family that is whole and knows and loves me. You are too cruel to be believed.

stretchy_pants

You think you're funny, don't you?

Yeah... I can already tell we won't get along.

[ALSO B|]

....You are far too easy.

obiwankenobi

It's not necessary to blame me every time a pun comes out of your mouth, you know.

takethatdrink

...anyone ever told you that shady smile doesn't go with that shirt?

Months go by, you don't write, you don't call, you don't leave a note, and now suddenly you're back in this saddle and I'm back in business.

Got news for you: business is slow. I don't think this'll work out again.

ninemechanicalmuses

I hope you know what I have to put up with now, with her in here. I'm aware that you did not seek her out or mean to add her to our shared "headspace" but I really must insist you find somewhere else to keep her.

A cage in a dark secluded corner maybe?

Yes, yes I am aware that she is only joining us because she was cultivated by a roleplay partner of yours, but she's your responsibility now because she's here and she's harrassing me.

We don't always see eye to eye and we both do our fair share of angering the other sometimes, but I know you don't actually want to cause me anguish. Are you absolutely sure you can't just... get rid of her?

No. Of course you don't want to. [sigh] Your roleplay partner and I might need to have some words.

motherkya

You certainly do mean well, and as much as I would love to see my children again perhaps it's for the best that you think this through.

ex_badluckbanshee_799

"Queen of Hearts"...? Are the flowers there hypoallergenic? I don't want to sneeze on people. Usually people get mad when I sneeze on them. Sneezing on people is a high-risk method of giving them my diphtheria. Which isn't fun to have. But does everything have to be...sunny? My meningitis could flare up. I wonder if they have proper medical stations there. Maybe that's something I could help with. It'd be nice to be helpful, at least with my bad luck gone...it'll be gone, right? At least for the most part?

I dunno, this "May-Field" place doesn't sound any better. Fake happy, kinda. I think fake happy is worse than regular happy. It seems oddly deceptive.

Oh well. I don't really have a choice in all this, do I?

gonefishinginabag

What's so funny? I don't get it...

comeswiththefridge

Okay, seriously? You really should've stayed with the stupid puns. Just a thought.

And saying 'at least I'm not in the fridge' isn't going to make it acceptable.

waspyourface

Mundane darling!

I do hope you and I are going to get along well. From the time we've spent together already, I think it's safe to say we will. We have a similar sense of humor, you and I! We can get up to all sorts of fun together, causing trouble and seducing innocent minds.

Oh I'm entirely aware you're much less sadistic than I can be, but shh, you know enough to be able to turn a cheek when I need a little space, don't you? You think I'm far too much fun to hold me back. I can tell.

Speaking of self control, you mentioned Klaus is around here somewhere as well? Please tell me where. I'd love to get him to come out and play~

leftofcenter

You saw how "Sweden" worked out, and you think this is going to help me? Are you retarded?

Seriously, don't you have some murderer or psychopath you can play with? Those are the people who need help from a bunch of unqualified assholes playing counselor on a spaceship.

silentsacrifice

Try not to procrastinate on the application. If you have your heart set on this, it would be unfavorable if you didn't finish in time.

[...]

If he's there?

...I'll deal with that when the time comes.

viciouscruelty

Because it's fun! Why do you ever do anything? Oh... that's right: you don't do anything at all! Heeheehee! What a worthless person you are.

[she says it VERY cheerfully.]

kanadero

NO!

No, no, no, no!

Don't you even humor the thought of you and I joining forces ever again, dearie. You've betrayed my trust one too many times before! I will not tolerate your ass for a second time. No.

Go away! Shooooooo~! I don't want to be your muse anymore.

awesomeintheory

Look, you aren't the only one a little frustrated with my lack of screen-time in the last issue. Though given the mess going on, it's probably a good thing I wasn't there. Probably would've made things worse. Maybe. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I've got more investment in finding out my past than you do. What with it being, you know, mine and all.

Just… chill out. Weren't you just telling one of your friends to stop being so anxious about everybody getting some of the limelight because it's an ongoing series, which means plenty of time?

…Yeah, maybe I am calling you a hypocrite. What're you gonna do about it, write pornographic fic with me and Eyebrows? Like you'd be the first. Settle down and stop with the speculating. The speculating is pretty creepy, actually.

Current Mood: annoyed

wipeyourfeet

Really? Only two episodes, and you want to play me? That's too soon. How can you expect to play me with any accuracy when you don't know a thing about me?

You're just as impatient as him, I swear.

fixedtheomens

( Snickerfitting everywhere! )

catsong

It is not quite fair that you give me a kitten that looks like my father... when I'm not from the canon point where it has been revealed who he is.

You rarely make sense, I suppose.

Now please make him stop hiccuping, I'm getting worried.

Current Mood: worried

calcoolating

Get on with it.

If you must. Be aware, however, that I will not take too kindly to being forcibly dragged away for too long. I'm quite busy at the moment...

Unlike you.

tagjamming

Hey, mun.

So, the grapevine tells me that you're looking to drop me somewhere. I'm not complaining; there are too many people in your head who get pissy at the sight of something other than white paint on the walls. Just -- there better be some supplies there, yo. And something to grind on.

...You think they're a pain in the neck when they're angry? [He laughs.] You ain't seen nothing yet.

oftheriver

Why would you even do this? I have chores to finish.

Current Mood: irritated

giantchiapet

[smile] This is good. I'll finally have some of my comrades beside me again. And Sunstar's mun, planning on having Sungod be my subordinate? I question the wisdom behind that, but if Lord Sunstar is willing I shall have him as my equal instead.

It also doesn't surprise me in the least Mercury is already planning to push boundaries. I can only imagine what hijinks he'll get himself involved in.

[Hurr, yeah, it's gon' be good x3]

I'm sure. For once, your procrastination wasn't a burden. Now my plan to find out our origins is more feasible than ever. For that, I'm glad you waited so long.

starknaked

I'm laying down the law now. YOU are no longer allowed to read these fanfics. Not ever. Don't be all whining at me about Utopia and cures and whatever you're going on about. I'm not listening.

Not about anything that involves me married to Loki and him carrying my kids. Screw you. No. Go away.

bolastic

What's wrong with you! You took forever to write the application and now we have to wait two weeks! It's not going to do anybody much good to finish it today. Why are you rushing through it now?

I can't make sure His Majesty is staying out of trouble over here.

...

What!

worldofviolentlyinsane

Hey you. Behind the computer. Get your head out of the video games and listen to me for a minute.

We've had this conversation before. I know we have. Maybe not for a while, but it feels a little bit like I'm banging my head against a wall here.

So I tell you it's a bad idea. That I don't do well in prisons, and it's not like you don't know; you just started reviewing a few nights ago. You heard me. I've done enough time in some pretty crappy places, I know what I'm talking about when I say I don't do well. I don't know if you think it's amusing or what, but personally? Spending time in a metal box in space that you're pretty confident I can't get out of?

Dude. That's just a cruel, cruel challenge.

You'd better be prepared for this, 'cause you're a nice enough girl but you're completely on your own here.

...I seriously think this is worse than that time in that alternates game you gave me a teenage daughter. And that was pretty underhanded.

origami_ninja

Mundane,

I don't care what potential you might see in me. If Yahiko and Nagato won't be in the 'games' you're looking at for me, then I don't want to go there. Just leave me be to rest in peace.

~Konan

ruleroftheopera

Truly, your abilities to ignore impulsive decisions are to be admired.

After the critique you had for the story liberties (though I agree in some regards), it nearly begs the question of why you thought this was a good idea. I've things to do- none of which involve being removed from the opera house to wherever you may be considering.

Current Mood: annoyed

damnsuretoavenge

Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?

You're not going to put me anywhere. I know that, you know that. I'm sitting up here with that sneaky lying spy and Legolas. Not the best company, but I can deal.

But just saying that creating this journal was because you were listening to a song? A bubbly pop song, no less? I'm insulted. I do not listen to pop music. Just because Fury's little boy band actually worked does not mean I listen to pop music.

Turn it off before I hack into your iTunes and replace everything with Kenny G.

aevitatis

You believe you have the power to disrupt my plans, and to doom me to forever assume the name of my filthy Muggle father?

Foolish girl. I am giving you one chance to step aside.

[A beat.]

Don't expect me to be so merciful again.

disneyprinceloki

Who knew mortals had so much on their mind at one time. You're too restless and anxious. You want to do so many things when you have limited time.

You got yourself into this mess. No use in dwelling on your 'past game adventures'. It's pathetic. Find something else to occupy your time with. And leave me out of it, won't you? I have other things to be worried about.

echolocates

We've been through a lot, y'know. Lately, you've been worried about losing my voice or whatever. Plus, my friends and family aren't there as much as before. Just, give me a break, will ya? Focus on your life first before you focus on mine.

Look, you have seven school days left. Make 'em count! Finish on a strong note like you promised yourself. I can't believe I'm the one telling you this, out of all people. See? I can be responsible like mommy dearest! ~~I'm not that reckless. Yeesh.~~

No worries, you'll have all summer to focus on me. Glad to know that you're thinking about that one place. What's it called? Marvel Next Gen, right? If you do end up sending me there, it'll be a fresh start. But you might have to rewrite the story of my life. Y'know, the whole movie thing vs. comic thing, right? It'll definitely change things.

Okay, one more thing. What the hell's the deal with the prof and my mom? Oh my god, just... what?!

Anyway, good luck!

Remember, you're not alone. We're kinda in the same boat.

cruel_kindness

'Shy, don't give up hope on him. You will convince those shrinks to let you have another go at mister barking pony. But even if you don't, Eh. He'll still be cured eventually.

[You... you really think so?
No. I know so.
Oh my... Th-... Thanks, Fluttercruel.]

Heh... And about Roid Rage, there wasn't any need to push me back. I could've easily beaten him and his midget wings into a bloody pulp if he went too far.

tether

Your commitment to playing "a genuinely good person" who "won't alienate people just by existing" lasted a whole 5 seconds. I'm not sure if that's really a good or bad thing, since maybe I don't want to go to another universe, but I'm judging you nonetheless.

[MERCILESS JUDGING FACE. It is a face he was born to make.]

And I would hope I don't have to say that the medieval era does not suit my strengths, such as they are. However, with you, I've learned to abandon hope. So there you go.

whipitout

Yeeah.

There we go. Much better, baby. Muches grassi-ass, or whatever the shit.

All we need is bitches to kill and we'll be back in business.

Current Mood: devious

likeaphoenix

Really - I think we should put our focus into icons before apps, Mundane.

But that isn't hard at all! And I definitely can't say that I'm not excited for a game, especially if I won't need my surgery because of it.
It's like a second chance!

[Ichinose's face splits into a warm smile, and he does a little two fingered salute.]

Please work hard, Mundane, so we can play soccer together!

judgy

Okay, I think you've gotten a little out of control with this "shipping" thing. Let's look at a few of these, shall we?

Alaric: History teacher. Also, serial killer alter ego.

Damon: No, I don't want to fry him on the pavement anymore, but he's still Damon.

Klaus: What is wrong with you?

Kol: See above.

Finn: I'll admit, he's a lot more decent than most of the vampires I've known...but no. Not worth dealing with his family. Besides, doesn't he have a true love lurking around somewhere?

Tyler: You can see how this would be a problem, right? Do I even need to explain?

Elena and/or Caroline: Why? Really, I want to know. Why would you take my friendships and turn them upside down?

Katherine: No. Just no.

Stefan should be on this list somewhere, but...there is the one. I'm sure you know which one you mean. Call it a conflict of interest.

Shut up.

scaretaker

So I guess it really isn't easy being green.

Good show, girl, very good show. You deserve a pat on the back and cookie, go find my wife to see to that for you.

sexpanther

Hey, sex kitten.

Forget Tony Stark-- guess who's getting a sequel? So, how about you forget all about writing for that tin can and get your keister over to La Casa de Fantana right pronto.

Shhhh shh shh. I know. You feel that burn.

Oh. And bring along some brewskies, 'cause I'm packing all the bratwursts.

negatively_impacted

You're not very funny, y'know that?

Why couldn't it have been a joke about punching Prowl? That's far less traumatic.

...unless you're Prowl, I guess.

nothingpersonal

Change of scenery sounds good.

achoo

...yeah. You're a real riot.

Look - are you actually going to go through with this or not? I don't have time for finicky mundanes, okay. I've got things to do, places to be! So make up your mind already!

ex_unethical663

M'am,

I am ready to take on any challenge. You know that I was designed to perform anything asked of me.

Do not be distressed. It will only make things more-[A pause.] complicated.

[ooc; canon is 'prometheus']

oforder

A fascinating choice, mundane. Though I must question your motives for sending me to such a place.

My purpose for existing is to ensure the survival of my own universe. What happens to another universe is of no consequence or concern to me.

... You say that there will be 'castmates' there? Well... perhaps I can trust your judgment, then. I only hope that I will not come to regret this decision.

jack_you_up

Uh mun I know it's...excitin' I guess ta hear Twi as this 'Han Solo' an' this Batman fella narratin', but I don't think it's that important, ya didn't have ta show everypony.

[here]

therosensaint

Now it's a waiting game. [Sighs] It's going to be a long wait.

[Ooc: She's talking about pregnancy]

whysomean

Songs don't have to rhyme
for them to be about things
if you try to keep the time
and hope they mean something

Guess what? You can rhyme words with themselves, too. Don't you get anything?

diedonce

You're wasting your time.

I have no interest in meeting your friend's delusional self-important businessman. You know I don't like staying in one place. If that's all you're bringing me out for, don't be surprised if I leave and don't come back.

cometh

It's just a coincidence! I show up on covers all the time. I'm a good-looking dude. My powers are visually striking. The ice slides add dynamicism to the composition or whatever you art people say. You can't have an x-vent without the Iceman. That includes weddings! I bet I was posing all dramatic on Scott's wedding covers too. Ororo's there! I'm just providing balance. Why do you have to read into things? You've never even seen The Graduate.

[exhibits A and B]

seigi

I'm amazed you haven't dropped the place yet, considering your goals and plans there. If I were you, I'd probably learn to stand on my own two feet and be at a game on your own instead of relying on other people to interact with get proper feedback. I try to be strong, and I stand by my own words, and don't abide with other people unless it's really necessary. Why shouldn't you?

I do however approve you putting me there. It's not time yet since the next application period isn't until July, but hey it's always good to start early, right?

loveshimthemost

Thank you very much for finding me a game, miss mun.

Ah... is... Master Glen going to be there?

[...]

Oh. I see. Maybe we can find him after... or Vincent...

growsyourfear

I'm telling. I'm willing to bet there are like, fifteen versions of Mom on here who will kick your ass. And let's not even bring Daddy into this. Yeah, I get it. You love the rentals together. Hey, I'm a fan too, because, hello... can't exist without them. But seriously? You're actually bringing me over here?

To do what, exactly? I can't play against your version of Mom, since that's like, player-cest or something. And while you've gotten along with a few Cranes, I don't think any of them are going to be too pleased with this. And what about Aunty Harl, huh?

[But... I figured out a way for it to happen. Your birth is logical and feasible.]

Well, good for you. Aren't you the queen of sunshine and freakin' sparkles. I'm sure everyone gives a rat's ass. Oh, no, wait, they don't. You're just lucky I can't get my hands on you, lady. Otherwise... *shakes fist*

[Cookie?]

--*takes cookie* I still don't like you.

control_alter

You - you sent me back there. Back to that.

How...

No. No, I - I've earned it, haven't I?

vajraofwrath

WHERE IS SHE!?

[ He's literally seething with rage at this point, all six arms glowing with might. ]

What have you done with Mithra?! Where is she?

[ For those wondering, "Mithra" is this brute's daughter. ]

Let her go or die! I won't let you or that bastard Deus use her! Mithra is not a pawn for either of your sick games. Twelve thousands years have passed and Gaea hasn't changed one bit!

To hell with your "Cause"! I don't care about any of that. Give Mithra back or DIE!

drawn_that_way

OK Sister, what's the big idea?

Sure we share some...characteristics and you have been told you do a remarkable impression of me, but do you really think you can bring me to life?

I'm a work of art, no really I am. Not one of those flesh and blood's you play, I was drawn ..yes, drawn this way.

You know I've never had a lot of female friends, they always seem to worry I'm out to get their man. Maybe this could be good for both of us after all.

You just give me the space to do what I do and I'll shine.

XOXO

didknowthat

You know just as well as I do that he wants us there. We've all agreed, he's just going to get into more trouble and I actually kind of like cleaning up his messes sometimes. It's habitual. It's what I'm good at.

And no, I really don't think worrying about Hammer being ... Anything, anytime soon, is a good idea. He's fine where he is.

splinterself

( Eh. )

proprieties

Oh goodness, I think this is all terribly unnecessary.

I simply cannot go into one of these games, as you call them, dear girl. Well, I do have my responsibilities to the capitol, and to our fine tributes for this years Hunger Games, and to put me anywhere else would simply ruin my schedule! We can't have that, it would be terribly unfashionable.

I do have things to attend to, and I have dreadful little time to improve the manners of some of our delightful little tributes this year, so if you'll go on now...

childsoldier

I'm still not sure what the point of all this is, mun. My job is to protect Koko, not get caught up in stuff that's weirder than what already happens. I don't see how that would be letting me get to live a normal life for a while, either. You know who I am. I don't get to have a normal life anymore.

But you're set on it, aren't you. That place where a bunch of your friends are.

Just make sure I get at least one of my guns. I'll probably end up needing them.

I think we have issues.

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