Well Toto, I don't think we're in Toon Town anymore....

[drawn_that_way]

OK Sister, what's the big idea?

Sure we share some...characteristics and you have been told you do a remarkable impression of me, but do you really think you can bring me to life?

I'm a work of art, no really I am. Not one of those flesh and blood's you play, I was drawn ..yes, drawn this way.

You know I've never had a lot of female friends, they always seem to worry I'm out to get their man. Maybe this could be good for both of us after all.

You just give me the space to do what I do and I'll shine.


XOXO

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[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman observes Jessica Rabbit from a distance, giving off an eerie hum.]

[drawn_that_way]

[Jessica has seen far stranger things in Toontown, Slendy barely make her bat an eyelash]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman slides closer, his head bent eerily, the humming becoming greater]

[drawn_that_way]

An you're battin' a thousand, Buster.

[ininclntntwrds]

A lot of people will go to extreme lengths to be able to bring their characters to life. But sometimes, we end up in less than wanted hands.

[Petitus glances over to me. Yes, I love you, too.

He groans inwardly.]

[drawn_that_way]

She's a good enough lady, but.... I'm not just some ordinary toon. I don't want her to feel badly if she falls on her face.

[ininclntntwrds]

It's good that yours is nice, but mine is annoying and forceful. He keeps on calling himself insane, too.

[clampett_clown]

HELLLOOOOOOO NURSE!

[drawn_that_way]

[Things like this are the reason Slendman is barely a blip on her radar]

Something I can do for you?

[clampett_clown]

Oh, there's definitely a lot you can do for me

[otis_pdriftwood]

[Well, have some sudden positive male attention. Literally, he almost pops up]

Madam, you could walk into the room and alarm the Hays Commission.

[He offers a card]

Here, have one of my cards. Now, if it's above a jack I'll buy you dinner. Which'll be a trick because it's all threes. But I'll buy you dinner anyways.

[He just tosses the cards away]

Now I'm going to presume you've got one hell of a set of pipes. [Looks out to the audience] A full set, really. [Back to her] Now a lady like you can make people weep. Possibly make them faint by breathing heavily. I'd like to offer you a contract.

[drawn_that_way]

[Hello! Well Jessica leaned back from the enthusiastic greeting for a moment.

She reached for a card but they were drawn away before she could take one.

Slowly, like water bubbling up through an artesian well she began to laugh. A laugh that did all sort of wonderfully visual things to her figure.]

You're a real joker, I'll give you that. What's the pitch?

[otis_pdriftwood]

They say Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships. I think right now the entire U.S. Navy just changed course. The British, too. A stiff upper lip is one thing...

[He reached into a pocket, pulling out copies of a contract]

I'd like to represent you. Be your strong right arm, your Man Friday, your agent in tarnished armour.

[chainsaw_teddy_bear]

Sister, you're preaching to the choir.

[drawn_that_way]

You too? Seems like life's rough outside of Toontown these days.

[chainsaw_teddy_bear]

Muns pick us up from all over without really thinking or caring about what we were doin' before or even if they can 'play' us with any justice.

[philip_charming]

Was there any space in particular you had in mind?

[Oh hey, a man who can actually hold eye contact!]

[drawn_that_way]

Not really, just somewhere I can be me. Surprising how hard that is to find.

[She can appreciate that, even if she was drawn to be distracting in the first place]

[philip_charming]

Those can be difficult to find, but I can think of a few out there that might work for you.

[Sorry Jessica, but his dream girl's a blonde. At least it's a change of pace, right?]

[cursedtosleep]

Well, I think that's silly. I'm sure their "men" love them very much. And I doubt someone as happily married as you would care to "steal" anyone, Jessica.

[drawn_that_way]

I have what I want, I wouldn't trade my hunny bunny for the world. But not everyone knows the difference in love and..whatever else people think they have.

[madcuriosity]

That's horrible, Mrs. Jessica! Don't they know you're married to Mr. Roger?

[drawn_that_way]

I don't think they care, much anyway.