dear_mun | May. 27th, 2012

May. 27th, 2012

...Seriously? Come on, that's dumb. I already have his girlfriend here; why would I want him? That's all sorts of awkward.

- Don't look at me like I have two heads, I know what I'm talking about! I'm pretty much the duly designated conductor of this crazy train, so yeah, that makes me your go-to guy on embarrassing situations. Having him around would catapult this into "find-the-nearest-rock-and-hide-under-it" territory. It's creepy and weird and...and...and I just don't like it. And I bet he'd hate it just as much. Poor, delicate little Todd.

[...]

What? That's his name, right? I'm pretty sure it is.

nobigdealokay

So Uncle Roger is coming.

You want Grandpa Barnabas to come.

Yet...you think my movie's still awful.

You're such a fake. Why don't you just admit you thought it was cool to the internet at large? It's not like anybody could you know, say anything. That's kind of the point of this internet thing right?

Fuck me man.

clockblocking

Miss Mun, as per usual, you're right on time.

I do wish you would get the idea of putting me into an actual game out of your head; why, that would almost be near impossible, don't you think? Of course, perhaps it isn't all that impossible after all. You'll just have to endure a few trials, won't you?

...I should add that I am not quite as amused by this username as you and your friend. Perhaps you should attempt to find more icons as well? This one is sufficient, yes, for now.

gleans

Oookay, so now that I'm dead for a week, what exactly are your plans? Y'know, besides waiting to find out how you're gonna torture me when I get back. You're a real level lady, you know that?

-- Look, you definitely have other shit to do, man, the tabs are right there. I'd kinda like a bit of a break before I'm thrown back into this hot mess, anyways. You know. Since I got mauled to death, right, no big deal. Just -- try to let me mellow out for a week.

- Galen

P.S. You know I hate people crying over me. Fuck you.

cir_el

So maybe...that is, I could make some friends here sort of? That might be cool maybe.

...

yeah.

Current Mood: anxious

waspyourface

Must you actually put me in a game? I'm having plenty of fun all by myself (and with the other muses in here). I don't need you to ship me off to some convoluted game to "keep me busy". I can keep myself busy. I don't owe you anything.

I have my own projects to work on, you know! I have no desire to help a bunch of stupid random people beat a video game. I have wasps to grow! Machines to build! People to harass! Sex to have!

I don't have a say in the matter you say?

Wow, rude.

flaerd

Dear Mun,

I admire your ambitions but let's be serious, shall we?

You are still insecure, and haven't you other priorities? What, with that recent personal problem I suspect your attention should be more elsewhere. I only show concern.

Besides, I've plans of my own.
You know it.

So in essence, I do thank you for your considerations but please let's focus on more fruitful and purposed endeavors.

Sincerely,
Loki.

gottaseethemall

So this is one is the one where you make the account before finding more icons? I'm not sure if I like it.

[He tilts his head and stares ahead, lost in thought.]

...Has anybody sung "Wannabe" in the shower today?

[This is very important information OKAY.]

notyourgerbil

Really don't know what you're doing, do you? I'm just here cos you want to do more RPing, but you've got no idea where to put me. And it won't be in a game, either, won't let you do that. I'd rather have one of those PSLs you keep thinking about it.

And you do realize Peggy's pretty rare, right? Not much chance in finding one for me. [He'd like it very much, though, but he isn't gonna admit that to everybody.] Besides, she'd never agree with me.

Think you should let me out, but I doubt you'll like what I'm gonna do. You can go on about "evil Steve" being sexy, but you're really a nice, good person. [He makes a face.] But I know you're gonna let me out anyway. I've got important things to do.

strongest_archer

Nope.

Don't care. Get lost.

You left me hanging again and I'm done. No more of this game with you where you say you're going to bring me somewhere or do something with me and then I end up playing cards in your headspace with those other people.

So just move along. I've got to tune up my gear.

Wait, what's that you've got? Holy Hulks it's an actual app!?

Maybe I got the wrong idea about you after all, Mun! Which place is it for? The one with the alternate version of Mom and Dad? C'mon, you can tell me!

yearly

You have an extremely bad habit of setting up painfully elaborate 'AU' scenes in those.. memes of yours. Aren't you a little worried you scare people off that way?

Even so, I suppose you do have a point. Were Odin so inclined to ask, I suppose I wouldn't mind containing Loki without elaborate systems involving chains and snake-venom.

And I thought my descendants could be nasty.

atlee_rocks

Ooooh, I'm so glad you decided to get me an account here. Are you gonna pay for more of these pretty little pictures?

And are you gonna let me go fight evil somewhere now? Please?

aburdenglorious

I demand you stop this ridiculousness at once, wench.

I shall not be your plaything here, my promise to tolerate you in the place called "tumblr" extends nowhere else.

You've no plans, no scheme. I grow restless just thinking of the nothingness you subject me too. I won't have it.

beingthecreature

That's great, mun! I'm glad you guys finished the log, I think it'll be a great prologue to what you guys have got planned.

But uh, about the other stuff you two were talking about, do we really have to go through with it? I mean, just because we have a penchant for "Amusing injuries" as you put it...

I'm not complaining, I'm just asking you to think through it? I don't really want to be a news headline, even if I would be fine.

((OOC: Canon is Wild Kratts))

self_replication

....Oh for pities sake do stop grinning. First you deny me my laboratory and the chance to look over No. i and my Riku's code more so that it might be better improved! Now you can't even decided on a 'canon point'. It's really quite simple.

The involvement of keyblades and chakarams pointed at me is completely unasked for and undesired in a canon point. Perhaps, if I might suggest, when they have departed my laboratory?

Preferably without that lout setting it aflame.

drillsforhands

Okay mun, Friday?

Best day ever. You need to let me have more days like that, especially if it means I get to shove Mega Man head first into things and leave him like that for everyone to see. Although I think it should be something other than snow next time.

... Ha! Maybe I can shove the stupid scissor headed guy into a pile of junk or something like that for the next one? That would be kinda fun.

manofiron

Oh, so we're doing this now?

Look, I'm flattered. Really. But I've got things to do. So if we could just wrap this up, that'd be great. You know what I mean. Short attention span, sparkly things, great combination. Least it means this won't take long.

Word of advice?

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

dark_vengeance

You mean I'm a secret princess?! THAT IS FRICKIN' SWEET!

kneecaptain

Sure, Decora— Memorial Day's tomorrow. That doesn't mean I'm itching for a parade. That routine gets old. It's not like people wanna stick me on floats anymore.

Being a national hero's not all it's cracked up to be, you know.

unreadability

You're aware, I'm sure, that this is an entirely pointless choice of action. When one considers your reasoning.

facilitating

Okay.

As much as I appreciate the as-of-yet-endless supply of coffee (which, let's face it, is completely imaginary anyway), there's honestly only so much I can do just sitting around in your headspace. I'm defaulting to ice cream and rom-coms, mun. I had a Julia Roberts marathon yesterday, complete with enough Chunky-Monkey-Double-Fudge to make Weight Watchers cry. There is something wrong with this picture.

I promise, I'm done being picky. Just put me anywhere with an oxygen atmosphere and internet that isn't dial-up and I'll go, no questions asked.

...Okay, maybe a few questions. But I'll go. Scout's honor?

deadliestviper

As Budd and Elle noted, there are a lot of R's in my story. Revenge, for instance. Rampage. Regret, rage, relief, respect, resignation, rape, remorse, redemption. And you, sweetheart, you seem to have forgotten that last one.

Yeah, I'm a bad person. You know this, I know this, it's common knowledge. No one lives the life I have and comes out looking like a martyr, it just doesn't happen. But that doesn't mean everything I did was evil. Ugly, yes, destructive as well, but it was honorable. It was right, at least in my eyes. My actions – dare I say it – redeemed me. I had what I needed. I had more than I needed; I had my humanity.

So why throw that out and rearrange my story for the sake of redemption? Why bring in anyone else to help me down that path? Trust me, I've got this. And even if I don't, I can handle the consequences. You and I both know I'm never going to be a good girl. So why are you still pushing to apply me for a game where I'd have to answer to a morality auditor?

Seriously. What are you punishing me for?

Current Mood: frustrated

policehorse

[BARGING IN—

Snort.

Hm. There appears to be nothing to barge into.

He may or may not be circling in an embarrassed way now. Silly mun, sending him off on wild goose chases.]

nyctophobias

Mmf. It's the good kind of "demon"? Really?

...I don't know...

primebyproxy

To be honest, I'm surprised. Of all the bots you could have picked, all the fine soldiers from which to choose… why me?

Current Mood: pensive

timeshare_batwoman

No, she doesn't "deserve" it just because she was injured. She was just doing her job, like I do all the time, and obviously not good enough.

So maybe she is shaping up a bit, that doesn't mean I like her. Especially not now that you've decided not to put me anywhere, just bring me into her game whenever possible. If she deserves to be more than just a prop for Terry, then I deserve to be more than just a prop to her.

infiniteeclipse

Don't look at me like that. Whatever we had is all in the past. Not relevant anymore. He doesn't even remember, so why bother? If anything, this makes my life a lot easier. I won't have to see him around anymore.

newbestfriend

I am afraid I do not understand. You bring me here...to play with me?

I-- I am a scientist! I am not a play thing. End this now, before Schmidt appears. I do not wish to see him, you realize this, yet you drag me here anyway.

You are not as nice as the Captain says.

protectingwishes

Mun, I don't wan't to rush you or anything, but there's only four days left until the application process closes again and... you said you'd be done last week.

This is the second time you've rewritten my personality section too. I'm not really that complicated, am I?

I can see you're having trouble organising your thoughts so maybe it's time you asked your friends to assist you? I know they'd be glad to help.

Current Mood: hopeful

itsrosetyler

Lookin' at games t' put me? S'an adventure all together, mate. I mean, all find 'n' dandy learnin' th' tango with Jack, but 'm'gettin' a bit antsy up here. Nothin' like explorin' a new world, yeah?

urbanhero

Welcome back to Paragon City, ma'am. Seems like you've missed out on a lot since you last visited, huh? The Praetorians have been causing trouble galore, Galaxy City was destroyed by the Shivans, and Statesman... I don't want to talk about that last one.

I know that we're both kind of feeling our way through this together. But we'll do a lot of good together. Trust me. I was with the Paragon Fire Department. I know when things'll turn out good at first sight. -Okay, besides the whole Steel Canyon thing. So sue me.

Signed,
Pompier

punishedbygods

Oh, I'm sorry. I seem to have deleted your personnel file from the record. It's a typical reaction of mine, when certain people abandon the simplest of their short list of responsibilities. Not that I'm one to judge, but given the fact that they were fairly simple to begin with, that's kind of sad. But don't take it personally. It's just an efficiency thing.

But while we're here catching up, what could you possibly do with me anyway? You're certainly not educated enough to feign adequacy at science. You're not focused enough to finish an application. Really, when you think about it, it's far more rational to pretend this meeting never happened.

Also, giving your friend helpful hints while she's testing is only hurting her performance in the long run. Because I can't imagine how well she'll test if I've silenced you with the neurotoxin. That means stop interfering with science, just in case that isn't coming in so clear.

Knowing you, it wasn't.

Current Mood: aggravated

abovenothing

Look, mun, we both know how this is going to end. I'm going to go back to being a superstar Quidditch player and you're going to go back to doing -

[give him a sec]

- whatever the hell it is Muggles do. Eat hamburgers or something.

So can we just skip to the end and not waste my bloody time?

relinquishing

Hah. Hey there, mun. Burning out just a little with life, huh?

... Ah, but I guess that's an understatement right now.

( Guy Explains under the cut. )

the_earths_salt

Mundane. A word, if I may? I notice that you seem to have AUs on your mind a fair bit lately. Please don't think I'm here simply to complain; on the contrary, I'm honored to see you find me interesting enough to want to explore how different I might be in lives that could have been.

However, I also realize how your mind wanders these days. I appreciate your potential interest in such a project--so please, for your sake and mine, don't do this halfheartedly. I would far rather one life lived and explored in full than a dozen only briefly touched; to offer only a glimpse seems cruel.

In short: if you act, do so purposefully and mindfully. I don't intend to stand in your way--but Number VIII asked me to pass on his request to still be able to "blow shit up" in some capacity, to use his own wording, whatever else you intend to do with him. I'm not sure if honoring his request is wise by any definition..... But in the interest of solidarity, I ask that you take both of our wishes to heart as you move forward.

chasedlaurels

What beauty lies within your garden! Why do you not cheer at the sight of daisies in bloom? Rain is no "killer of moods", Missy! It brings life to the flora of the world! Be assured of the beauty of this planet, Missy.

Rather than reading dreadful news of environmental chaos, why not go and enjoy the environment while it still stands. It will encourage your willfulness to join the cause.

Sincerely,

Daphne the Laurel Tree

athousandfaces

My dear girl! It has been far too long. And I am so very far behind in my work.

Yes, yes, it is a pity about young Alexander. I always thought he had such promise, but he just was too short-sighted in the end. Ah, well. No real loss. In any case, there's much to be done and crying over spilled blood is a kind of sentimentality I don't really do. There is no time like the present, after all, and plenty of time to sleep in the metaphorical grave!

glovedtouch

So I've been here... what, six months? I've been fourteen, fallen in love on Valentine's Day, sent a jockstrap, and currently battlin' apes whose teeth glow in the dark-- I've already nearly knocked out Simon, and gunna end up knockin' Jack Harkness and kill Pyro just to get them back.

Six months. Six months of actually bein' free of them. I honestly don't know how I feel. Things are different. If I was home, I wouldn't want'em back. I'd be back with Bobby and we'd be at the school, but I've learned about Julian's world and met the other me-- and maybe things here would be better with'em.

I don't wanna admit that though. I'm supposed to be happy.

Guess killin' John would shatter that completely. Gainin'em back-- I just.

It's time, really. Time to accept it.

wormed

[[Here is Kariya.

He is screaming his head off and appears to be in agony, tears rolling down his face, seeping from his remaining functional eye as he tears at his hair.]]

Why.....why would you do this?!

[[It's almost like he's just witnessed something terrible, or remembered something that is causing him great pain. Whatever it is, the screaming isn't stopping.]]

I....I....take it away!!! Don't...make me....

[[OOC: Consider him completely updated to events in the anime and the novels; I can't bring him to this canon point without him becoming unplayable in Route, but I'd love to play around with it, so!]]

pineapplet

...It's all right that you didn't make the deadline. This will give you more opportunity to review, won't it? You've fallen behind a little.

[Pause] I'll be sure to do my best there, even if Boss and Mukuro-sama aren't there. I won't let them down.

Hopefully you'll get the CR you want there.

worldsbestmarksman

...Threatening to dig out the journal you have for my brother is not the way to get me to do what you want me to do.

And if you feel compelled to see my movie again I'm certainly not going to stop you. You know though, that nobody is going to allow you to bring him to the barge right?

Also there's something wrong with you having a list of people you'd like to purposefully incarcerate. [His writer open's her mouth and-]

You're not Fury.

[He's going to stop right there.]

staysangry

I appreciate you letting me out here, I guess. I'm not really a fan of enclosed spaces. But you probably figured that out.

Only thing is, it seems like you have a lot more people in this brain of yours who're clambering for your attention. Might be a better use of your time, in the long run.

Until you work that out, I'll just be... back here.

dog_masta

Oh~ You again? How long has it been since we last played~?

Mother doesn't like to be kept waiting, child. I may have to punish you for this.

But for now, tell me, where are my darling little ones? Mother hasn't seen enough blood and carnage today.

proxysproxy

Mundane, it's barely been a week since you first saw my canon... Why have you already made a journal for me? This kind of impulsive behavior. Did you think before doing this?

Listen to me... I sound like Re-L. But honestly, I know you have a lot on your plate already, what with writing that application for the glass girl. And I know the prospect of sending me to a place where everyone I know has already been there for a long time frightens you so... You don't have to bother with me.

serpentaria

No.

And I do mean it. If I even have to associate myself with you, mundane--take that title and thank me for going no further--you will not be calling the shots. I am quite through with taking orders.

This decision you've made is questionable on several accounts, though I shouldn't be surprised. Your associations, the others I have to share this space with...I sincerely doubt your committment. And then, of course, there is your choice of avenue. Though that, thankfully, could be worse.

Any slip-ups, and I will make you regret this.

kissthegrell

I knew they'd love me, as long as YOU did all the paper work right. Well, in spite of your dubious skill, my wonderfulness shone through! And I'm going to A GAME!

Now, let's see what this place looks like...

Wait...

I'm going... there?

...

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PLACE LIKE THAT IT'S NOT NICE AT ALL AND NOTHING IS RED!

CAN'T I GO TO THE HOTEL? THE HOTEL LOVES ME!

I can't believe you want to send me to a place like that. I thought you LOVED me!

childofspring

I don't understand why you've brought me here. Don't you have other muses to distract yourself with?

You keep going over and over my history with a comb, trying to pin down my character. I'm not sure why you find this necessary. I have friends. I don't need more.

Please stop trying to distract me from my tasks.

melonlord

Look, mun, I get it. It's hard to be the only person who knows what's she's talking about when she mentions bending. But do you have to rub it in every time I have to explain my earth-bending to people?

At this point, I'd take some of those weird future people just so someone will know what I'm talking about.

clement

No matter what you thought, believe in this. You will improve. You will succeed.

All will be well.

[what dear mun, he's talkin to everybody here]

I think we have issues.

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