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[starknaked]

I'm laying down the law now. YOU are no longer allowed to read these fanfics. Not ever. Don't be all whining at me about Utopia and cures and whatever you're going on about. I'm not listening.

Not about anything that involves me married to Loki and him carrying my kids. Screw you. No. Go away.

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[arach_nerd]

Could be worse. You could be carrying his.

[starknaked]

You're not helping.

[arach_nerd]

You say that as if I was actually here to help.

[gotoagent]

[Even Phil ... just has nothing to say.]

...

[nope, can't think of a word.]

[starknaked]

Don't give me that look, Agent. You were there too. And you were there and you were there and... Yeah, seriously not Kansas anymore.

[gotoagent]

Clearly it's not even of this realm.

[alittleworse]

That's just - not right.

[starknaked]

Understatement of the century.

[alittleworse]

What's Pepper think of all this?

[like_a_gerbil]

[Steve lets out a faint gurgle when Tony mentions Loki and the kids.] What?

[starknaked]

That would be your reaction in this story she was reading too. Then dinner was had.

[like_a_gerbil]

[His mundane hasn't read that one. On general principle, Steve protests all 'shippy' fan fic that involves Loki. At least he recovers from the shock quickly.]

Do I want to know what form he's in when he's carrying those kids? [He probably doesn't. Not after talking to Thor about all the craziness in Asgard.] And does that stop him from wanting to kill us all and take over the world?

[remake]

That exists?

Why does that exist?

[starknaked]

Minus the children on the way, more common than you'd think.

I just don't get anyone thinking I would have kids.

[icebloodedgirl]

Was it an amusing tale at least?

And does this mean I must call you 'stepmother', now? [Totally mocking your pain, nbd.]

[starknaked]

I. Was. Fathering. Children. How do you get amusing out of that?


How am I the mother if I didn't carry anyone? And no. No you can't.

[icebloodedgirl]

My mundane seems to find the idea very amusing. [With a chuckling inhale she turns her head aside.] And it might give me more than a little laugh.

I call my father 'father', and he was the one that carried me. If you are married to my father then that makes you my stepmother: I'm quite certain that's how the convention goes.

[caffeinatedgod]

Anthony, I have been an uncle many times over. I would appreciate if you did not impregnate him again.

[starknaked]

That's not even funny!

opps surprise John Watson my bad lol.

[caffeinatedgod]

I was not attempting to be humorous Anthony. I implore you, plead do not mate with my little brother. I find the thought very troubling.

[has_an_army]

My affairs, although quite non-existent in this case - are none of your concern.

[therealgenius]

[Just this face 8D]

[starknaked]

You weren't even there so likely dead so maybe it was a Utopia.

[has_an_army]

Ah, did your mun read the one about the potted plant? I must admit, I rather enjoyed that one.

[starknaked]

... No, I don't think she's seen that one. Do I want to know? No, wait, I don't.