Chill out. Seriously.

[awesomeintheory]

Look, you aren't the only one a little frustrated with my lack of screen-time in the last issue. Though given the mess going on, it's probably a good thing I wasn't there. Probably would've made things worse. Maybe. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I've got more investment in finding out my past than you do. What with it being, you know, mine and all.

Just… chill out. Weren't you just telling one of your friends to stop being so anxious about everybody getting some of the limelight because it's an ongoing series, which means plenty of time?

…Yeah, maybe I am calling you a hypocrite. What're you gonna do about it, write pornographic fic with me and Eyebrows? Like you'd be the first. Settle down and stop with the speculating. The speculating is pretty creepy, actually.

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[sparkeater]

[YOU had a problem with lack of screen time?

There's some grumbles coming your way from the corner where the creature is relaxing.

It does, however, very much approve of porn involving mister bright spark.]

[awesomeintheory]

Well, I guess it's hard to give screen time to a dead guy.

[sparkeater]

[It's unhappy about that too, thank you very much. At least you're still alive and pulsing with delicious spark glow.

It would also like it to be known that some history for itself would be nice as well.

In the meantime, it will stalk your mun for that porn.]

[jerkimus_prime]

You know, you should probably put down that gun before you try to persuade your mun to do anything.

[Also why a porn fic with Rung and not him?]

[awesomeintheory]

…What is it with people and the gun thing?

[Stop giving his mun ideas.]

[jerkimus_prime]

Ehr. Nevermind.

Aynway, my point is that I didn't get any screen time either and that is the true tragedy. I'm the main character!

[awesomeintheory]

At least now you can look forward to bossing around Ultra Magnus and Fortress Maximus, right?

[jerkimus_prime]

Yeah. Uh. Actually, I think I might leave the big guy alone for a little while...

[He's heard exactly what went down from Ratchet and First Aid.]

Ultra Magnus does not get a pass, however.

[awesomeintheory]

[Okay now we're just fuelling the mun's Rodimus/Magnus fire.]

You're gonna have a handful with that guy, y'know. Decepticons on board and all.

[jerkimus_prime]

[One of my favorite fires!]

Decepticons? What, you mean Ambulon? I doubt he'll get too worked up over a guy who turns into a leg.