He'll be forever homeless, sob.

[damnsuretoavenge]

Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?

You're not going to put me anywhere. I know that, you know that. I'm sitting up here with that sneaky lying spy and Legolas. Not the best company, but I can deal.

But just saying that creating this journal was because you were listening to a song? A bubbly pop song, no less? I'm insulted. I do not listen to pop music. Just because Fury's little boy band actually worked does not mean I listen to pop music.

Turn it off before I hack into your iTunes and replace everything with Kenny G.

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[takingouttrash]

You don't even like Kenny G.

[damnsuretoavenge]

Neither does she.

[takingouttrash]

And nor do I.

[damnsuretoavenge]

Duly noted. No one likes Kenny G, which is why it's acceptable form of torture for her.

[takingouttrash]

... trying to make you pick a less abhorrent poison is useless, isn't it.

[damnsuretoavenge]

I could have put Britney Spears on, but she actually likes her.

[takingouttrash]

Hit me, baby, one more time? No! Definitely not. *and she's not even going to bring up Toxic.

Then Pepper's eyes narrow* She suggested Goran Bregovic. Not quite ACDC, but pretty loud, anyway.

[damnsuretoavenge]

I suggested Rammstein, but she likes that too. Apparently I might have to dig into the boy bands. You were a teenage girl. What did you like?

[takingouttrash]

... Beatles.

[gotoagent]

[Just being amused over here.]

[damnsuretoavenge]

Don't you make that face, Coulson. You're not allowed to be happy at my expense.

[gotoagent]

Happy is such a strong word, Mr. Stark. I would say amused.

[damnsuretoavenge]

Fine. Replace happy with amused. Still not allowed to be it.

[gotoagent]

[just smiles. Then Offers a hand shake.]

It's good to see you.

[damnsuretoavenge]

[Stares at hand. Eyebrow. Then shakes.]

Good to see you're not... you know, dead.

[gotoagent]

[manly hand shake.]

Yes, I am happy to not be dead as well. I hear everyone came together though.

[nauticalsmile]

Hee. I feel bad for Legolas. Do they have ear plugs in your mun's head? [Keeping her tone light and teasing.]

What bubbly pop song was it? It might not be so bad if you can dance to it.

[damnsuretoavenge]

I'm the one who needs the earplugs. Barton's rambling on and on.

Some Marina and the Diamonds song, whoever that is. I know she listens to good music.

[nauticalsmile]

Do you have your suit in there?

At least it wasn't thanks to Erasure.

[1_truth]

They never listen you know.

[damnsuretoavenge]

Which is why I threatened to hack her iTunes. She likes her music way too much.

[1_truth]

Are you sure that would work?

[alittleworse]

Norse gods beware. We've got Kenny G.

[nobodysbishie]

...Huh.

That might actually be a decent threat, Banner. Worth trying out at least.

[ontheropes]

I suggest those obnoxious black metal bands. I'm still trying to figure out how that qualifies as music.

[therealgenius]

Kenny G can hold a note for like forty-five minutes, Anthony. That's talent.

[akidfrombrooklyn]

Hey, she's giving you a chance here, Tony, so you can just lay off her.