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dear_mun2012-05-26 11:52 pm
splinterself) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-26 11:52 pm
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On fatal distractions and wrong accounts. Except...
Well, shit. It finally happened.
You've been waiting all damn night and it finally happened. Except,
Man.
It's kind of anticlimactic.
...
What?
I mean, fuck, the last time something like this happened Steve Rogers' sex life became a running joke for a few posts. This is as tepid as uu's porn by comparison.
You've been waiting all damn night and it finally happened. Except,
Man.
It's kind of anticlimactic.
...
What?
I mean, fuck, the last time something like this happened Steve Rogers' sex life became a running joke for a few posts. This is as tepid as uu's porn by comparison.
Just to add insult to my own injury...
its a warm up
soon shell be doing this all over the fucking place
just watch shell accidentally post with rainbow dash instead
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If I somehow end up with a damn Javesprite I'm leaving the canon.
Just gonna take all of my shit and take off, go live a life of adventure somewhere else.
See if I could join up with one of the Final Fantasies. I mean, shit, I got the hair for one.
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its weird to suddenly have an overbite and eyesight so horrible i couldnt see my hand unless it was five fucking inches from my face with these glasses off
not to mention terrible urges to do something adventurous hopefully involving tomb desecration
also javesprite would be kick ass what are you talking about
ok the whole thing that im sharing the same body as your crush is iffy
at least youd fit in with the final fantasy people
back the fuck up fandom weve got a new cloud strife in our midst
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Shit could definitely be worse. Especially since most of the choices involve aquatic trolls. And aw shit,
Now the mun's thinking about getting a Batterwitch account just for the occasion.
But hell yes. I'll be set.
Just gotta find a band of plucky young adventurers to chill with, go find some crystals, maybe ride a chocobo. I'd be living the easy life there.
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that shit would be downright weird
id come with but my partner would most likely not appreciate it if i went gallivanting off the face of homestuck
on the plus side this is somehow really embarrassing for english so im just going to stick around and chill on his account longer
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Seriously, bro, I think it would be an improvement.
Hell,
If yours is stuck, let me and mine help. We can come up with a new username if she's forgotten the first.
It's no big deal. Trust me, it's the least I can do for my bro.
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ive got the blond hair and the fucking accent
might as well
im pretty sure shell find out what it is when her birthday rolls around
which will be a long fucking time
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Replace boom with the onomatopoeia of your choice.
Because seriously, being in English's body has got to suck for you.
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little awkward supposedly occupying the same body as your boyfriend but meh
i think i can work it
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[What was his name? Oh, yes.]
Egbert? Damn, bro, I got to hand it to you, you're versatile.
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though i guess this guys more like harleybert in the words of rose lalonde
i dub that jane chick egbertley in this case
you should totally try this sometime
its pretty fun trolling people like this once you get used to the whole wow this is definitely not my fucking account and i do not ever make these facial expressions
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I can't live just live vicariously though my bro, after all. Speaking of living vicariously you got any plans? Are gonna say hi to Rox like that? Announce things in red to the public as a whole?
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doubt ill do this in an actual post to dm unless she does it too many times
or maybe ill do it just to piss off those rp sticklers
maybe ill pop over to say hi
depends on how apathetic im feeling