Regarding his username.

[negatively_impacted]

You're not very funny, y'know that?

Why couldn't it have been a joke about punching Prowl? That's far less traumatic.

...unless you're Prowl, I guess.

Comments

[veritron]

I think it's pretty fuckin' funny.

[It's good to see you, ya know, having a face and all that, by the way. ]

[negatively_impacted]

Yeah, well, you humans have the weirdest sense of humor.

[He's teasing. Mostly.]

[jerkimus_prime]

I take personal offense to mine.

Hey, we should start a club for victims of bad usernames. I nominate myself as president.

[negatively_impacted]

Yeah, you're nowhere near blue enough to have that for a username.

[jerkimus_prime]

Ho ho, good one!

[awesomeintheory]

Guess I got off light.

[negatively_impacted]

"Light", nothing, you got a good one.

[awesomeintheory]

Well, I didn't wanna brag or anything.

[negatively_impacted]

Sure you didn't.

[awesomeintheory]

No, seriously. I don't think I'm the bragging type. I don't feel like the bragging type, anyway.

…You don't like music, by any chance, do you?

[cliffjumper]

Ya know, I ain't sure if it's kinder when they feel like they can't be witty an' have the chance to be as straight-forward as possible [he'd point to his own username, but that might be too meta, even for this place] or worse.

Yours from a bad point, then?

... Why does Prowl deserve punchin' though?

[Cliffjumper's just a bit confused... Look, his own isn't that terribly awful, and he hasn't met a Prowl from any other continuity yet.]

[negatively_impacted]

Let's just say it rings a lot truer than I'd like to admit.

If I were to list all the reasons, I'd be here a very, very long time, to say the least.

[cliffjumper]

That bad, huh? Suppose it's worse when they ain't just thinkin' they're being clever, but puttin' some part of us out there for all to see.

[At least in places like this where they could complain about it.]

Got anywhere pressin' to be?

[Pause, and then a grin.]

Though, if all those reasons're spread out over several million years, yeah, that'd probably take too long.