You know you ship something too hard when...

[growsyourfear]

I'm telling. I'm willing to bet there are like, fifteen versions of Mom on here who will kick your ass. And let's not even bring Daddy into this. Yeah, I get it. You love the rentals together. Hey, I'm a fan too, because, hello... can't exist without them. But seriously? You're actually bringing me over here?

To do what, exactly? I can't play against your version of Mom, since that's like, player-cest or something. And while you've gotten along with a few Cranes, I don't think any of them are going to be too pleased with this. And what about Aunty Harl, huh?

[But... I figured out a way for it to happen. Your birth is logical and feasible.]

Well, good for you. Aren't you the queen of sunshine and freakin' sparkles. I'm sure everyone gives a rat's ass. Oh, no, wait, they don't. You're just lucky I can't get my hands on you, lady. Otherwise... *shakes fist*

[Cookie?]

--*takes cookie* I still don't like you.

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Enjoy an AU Harly/Harleen

[byebye_mistah_j]

Aunty Harl?

[Oh gosh are you the child of the two people she thinks you're a child of?!]

Baha.

[growsyourfear]

Yeah! Only... you look way more... straight laced. Where's the puppies?

[Oh, I dunno, Aunty Harl... who is it you think bow chicka bow wow'd her way into existing?]

[byebye_mistah_j]

I'm from a different universe. Some...things happened.

But I will say that I owe your mom a lot.

[At the very least she'd recognize that lovely red hair anywhere.]

[growsyourfear]

Looootta universes around here. I'm waiting to find the one I'm a boy in.

You and mom always did have a weird relationship, but hey, I'm not judging. I wound up with two mom's, sort of.

[Mom's hair, dad's eyes, Harley's sparkling personality. What a blend.]

[byebye_mistah_j]

[Harleen smiled at that.]

And then with these multiple universes you'll probably have even more mom's. Well at least if you don't mind having another aunt.

[Yeah Harleen could use something akin to family right now.]

[growsyourfear]

I dunno. Mun's awfully nervous about pissing off all the Ivy's and Crane's out there.

[Awww, come for a snuggle, Auntie.]

[byebye_mistah_j]

[Harleen grinned and moved over to Maize.]

Well you don't need them anyway little red. If they can't accept an awesome kid as their own then they obviously don't deserve you.

[growsyourfear]

See? This is why I totally adore you.

[Squishy hugs]

[byebye_mistah_j]

My blend of half crazy and half confidence?

[Something about being around Maize was making her feel like Harley again. She had spent most of her time trying to feel like Harleen again that she completely ignored this more fun side of herself.]

[growsyourfear]

That and your awesome accessories.

[In her verse, Harley and her evened out on who dragged who out to do what horribly badly thought out shenanigans. But there was pie. In faces. And that was never a bad thing.]

[byebye_mistah_j]

Not sure if you're going to see me in the full suit any time soon though. The mun brought it with me but I sort of turned that old thing in for retirement.

[She had to say hugging Maize was pretty comfortable. Probably because it really did feel like since this was Ivy's kid she was thrown into the family dynamic somewhere.]

[growsyourfear]

Aww. But you wore it so well.

[Of course she was. Harley was as much a part of her family as Ivy, Crane, and the cute little green spuds.]

[byebye_mistah_j]

So you enjoyed seeing me in a skin tight outfit?

[She poked Maize's forehead her voice teasing.]

Careful or I might start reading up on Freud again.

[slowspeedster]

I'm not sure you'd like me, but I love spending time with your mom. Never met your dad.

[growsyourfear]

Yeeeah... I've heard about you and mom. Aren't you like, younger than me?

[slowspeedster]

I don't know. How old are you?

[growsyourfear]

Eighteen.

[slowspeedster]

A little younger, then. *shrugs*

[growsyourfear]

So...

How come she keeps you around when she doesn't keep the others?

[Jealous? Who? Her?... nah...]

[slowspeedster]

Maybe because I respect her views, if not always her methods? I really don't know.

[growsyourfear]

Really? So, you're not just in it for her tatas?

[slowspeedster]

Just because I'm a teenager, it doesn't mean I'm that shallow.

[not that the sex isn't mindblowing...]

[growsyourfear]

Hey, being a teenager has nothing to do with it. I'm not shallow. I'm totally deep.

[Never mind that she has no idea about the sex side of things. What, you think her parents and aunt wouldn't be just a little overprotective?]

[slowspeedster]

Maybe she finds it refreshing to spend time with someone like me. And maybe erode my morals.

[growsyourfear]

See, now, that last bit I could totally believe. Making a goody-goody go darkside would be just perfect for her tastes.

So, you like the cookies over here?

[Smiiiiirk]