Canon is Common Law

[wipeyourfeet]

Really? Only two episodes, and you want to play me? That's too soon. How can you expect to play me with any accuracy when you don't know a thing about me?

You're just as impatient as him, I swear.

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[readpeople]

Hey now. I'm not impatient.

[wipeyourfeet]

Shut up, Travis. I wasn't talking to you.

[readpeople]

Now is that anyway to treat your partner Wes?

[wipeyourfeet]

There is 'work time', and then there is 'me time'. And 'me time' does not include you.

/is flung at like promised

[detectivedipstick]

Tch. At least yours didn't use wikipedia before watching the important episodes.

8D

[wipeyourfeet]

[All the sarcasm.] That's A+ work right there.

[detectivedipstick]

[_{Have some more sarcasm.}] She's also got it engrained in that small brain of hers that I can't do my job without a certain psychic around.

I suppose she fails to remember I was solving cases long before that idiot showed up to make a mockery out of the department.

[wipeyourfeet]

[Psychic? He'll ask about that later. First, the most important question.]

Cases? You a detective, too?

[besttoshootit]

Relax, it's not as though that mun of yours has stuck you in an actual game. So far as this little hobby of theirs is concerned, this place is fairly harmless.

If I were you I'd be less worried about her getting a handle on your whine and focus more on just what she plans on doing once she does know a thing or two about you.

[wipeyourfeet]

"On my whine." Charming. Real charming. I'm sure you make tons of friends.

[besttoshootit]

[She shrugs, seemingly unaffected by his snark]

I have enough friends. But if you're going to get your boxers in a twist about it, perhaps another choice of words would be better. Gripe? Grumble? Snivel?

That's really all rather inconsequential though. The point is, the last thing you want to do with these mun people is encourage them to get even more involved in your life. It never ends well.

[wipeyourfeet]

Ha. You're funny.

And I was just trying to point out that it's insulting that she thinks she knows me well enough to play me. Believe me, I didn't mean to encourage her.

[closing]

That's just how these muns work.

Really you'd be better holding your breath and not drawing attention to yourself.

[wipeyourfeet]

No matter what I do, she wants to play me. She's already talking about putting me in a game, which is ridiculous.

Let's add somemore USA flavor.

[whenyoureaspy]

Just hope your mun isn't into torture and putting you in a game. I've been lucky so far.

all the USA B)

[wipeyourfeet]

She's been talking about a couple games. From what I hear of them, I'm not exactly excited.

All of it is love.

[whenyoureaspy]

Which games is she looking at?

[wipeyourfeet]

I believe they're called Paradisa and Mayfield. First one's some magical castle and the second one is a creepy small town.

/adds one more USA character to the party

[littleblonderiddle]

Aww, they like you. Cheer up, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Means your mun is more likely to do their due research and less likely to subject you to anything awfully horrific.

Well, possibly.

/threadjacks

[detectivedipstick]

_{[ SNORT ]} Says the woman who's mun pulled the 'interacting with iconic people' card.

:D ❤

[littleblonderiddle]

Hey, that wasn't bad, as far as incentives go. Granted, she did fail to mention all the less than stellar parts of the experience. But at least I had some say in the matter. Did you?

[detectivedipstick]

No. All she did was cave to the pressure of her friends and the fact Spencer was probably going to the same place. Thank the sweet Lord that didn't work out.

I wonder if there's charges that could guarantee her arrest.

[wipeyourfeet]

...Everyone else is saying it's a bad thing that she's paying attention to me.

[littleblonderiddle]

There's... room for interpretation. I generally choose to interpret positively if at all possible.

[wipeyourfeet]

[There's a pause.] I suppose it is 'innocent until proven guilty'. Maybe she has good intentions.