dear_mun | May. 16th, 2012

May. 16th, 2012

I'm not really sure about this Mafaton place, but the rest don't seem...half bad. And Hal's there an' that.

I mean like, I could get a real job. Live in a house. There's other werewolves. The monsters are a bit different, but y'know. It's a challenge?

[that last part sounds more hopeful than it should.]

suicidoll

Time and again, you refuse to listen to me; now you leave me little choice but to broadcast this message on this site for all to hear. Surely, my words would penetrate your thick skull this way; you would prefer my words over my bullets, mun. Trust me. I will tell you this once:

Stop. Imagining me. As Discord's. Servant. Immediately.

You forget that I am my own woman, an emperor! I am a servant to no one. You continue to imagine me "going berserk" and unleashing my power on the unsuspecting people around me. For what cause other than your simple-minded amusement? We both know what happened the last time I didn't keep everything in check...

...so I'm picking up your slack, once again. Enough with this foolish notion; it equates to nothing more than terrible fanfiction.

windfang

...Their actions were utterly deplorable, as were mine. I cannot allow them to squander the souls of the dead so haphazardly.

Asura is powerful, this I realize now. However, I cannot turn a blind eye to the deities callous ways any longer. For the sake of the Cause, I must not let this continue any farther.

If redemption is to be claimed, then I will claim it now by sacrificing my very life for the Cause. This is why I must ask of you to release me from these bonds. There's no time left!

I must go.

--

(canon: Asura's Wrath)

dork_of_keys

Dear Mun,

NO. We don't need glitch Pokemon at

daear for any reason. I don't care if another game gave you an idea that you've worked into a fan fiction which in turn prompted you to consider them for Daear. That world's own issues plus the fact that there are monsters from many of the worlds people might be taken from makes for enough to deal with. We don't need accidental cosmic horrors too.

-Sora

PS - No, I'm not just in a bad mood because you've reached my canon point on your play through. There's a lot more to it. This latest thing is just that: the latest thing. You've done plenty more that bugs me.

((OoC: No spoilers please.))

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Location: Hell, by the look of things...
Current Music: Battle on the Big Bridge

flaerd

Dearest mun,

That brain of yours is still rattling away. I must insist we focus on the task at hand.
These things are important and it would be terribly unfortunate to sully our relationship just so soon, yes?

Much appreciated,
Loki.

machinemuzik

"Then again, half the reason I even play her is to see the reactions of the poor muses I throw her at."

--!!! Th-that's awful! You're terrible!

[her mouth parts jitter about as she speaks, pretty clearly displaying just how upset she is. well, that, and how distorted her synthetic voice has become. she's got the volume just a liiiiittle bit higher than normal.

she folds her long arms as best she can, turning her back to her mundane with a small "hmph."]

If that's the main reason that you're playing with me, then maybe you just shouldn't play with me at all anymore.

celebrinmate

Time's a'wastin' mun, if you stop typing now you'll never finish. Let's face it, we both know you won't be able to wait another month because you lack motivation in basically every aspect of your life.

nobirds

Of course.

After our extended conversation with others this evening, you'd have me talk to you like this.

It was only a matter of time.

But I digress.

It hasn't been very long for you, has it? Of course, to you I'm just another one of the crowd. I'd let you know that I don't appreciate it, like the rest of the 'muses' here tend to, but that would be a lie.

I really do like it. You tend to forget, and leave me to test the other subjects in this headspace. Ranging from human, to alien, to some species not yet documented. You really give me everything that I need in here. You know, the funny thing about headspace, is that no one ever dies? It's everything I could've ever asked for.

So continue whatever it was that you were doing. Sooner or later, you'll forget again, and I can go back to testing.

I'm glad we had this talk.

klaun

You've certainly proven to be an amusing little girl, now, haven't you?

I'm not in any hurry to go anywhere, really. It's warm and cozy in here! The company up in your cramped little headspace doesn't give me awful headaches, either.

[ That's because Reim and Sharon are in there, Break. B( ]

Stop falling asleep, Miss Mundane~! You've got work to do! ♥

[ gee thanks break ]

impersassination

Isn't it a bit odd to complain about having so much on your plate already, then come waste time with me?

I don't mind, but I'm just remarking. I can pass the time. I've had a little story on my mind lately, and it might refresh you to share it? It's good practice, don't you think? I do.

It's about forbidden love, you see, between a princess and a pauper -- isn't it always? -- and the punishment they received for it. When their tryst was discovered, the man was subjected to a unique torture: an arena with two doors, where one hid a beautiful woman and the other held a tiger. Should the man pick the woman, he would walk free as an innocent, and the two were to be wed, regardless of his desire. Should he pick the tiger... well, that should be obvious.

When the time came, the man looked to his beloved princess, who could see what door held which prize. However, the princess found herself faced with unique issue: was it better to see her lover dead, or her lover wed to a woman of whom the princess held a history of jealousy, believing she had tried to steal her beloved time before. At long last, she pointed to a door, which her trusting lover opened.

Now, what do you think was behind that door?

Was it a lady or a tyger?

inmycycle

That is a question I should be asking, human.

You are small, nervous, and frightened. I don't even need to be this close to be able to sense it.

Whatever it is that bothers you obviously hinders the plans you have with me- if you have any plans. I suggest you to deal with it quickly for both our sakes.

hadperformanceissues

Is this your best attempt at humor girl? It is sorely lacking if you are reduced to using puns produced by Stark.

Perhaps my oafish 'brother' would be more suitable for yourself. His lack of wit and vernacular might prove more your speed. I doubt you can keep up with myself. Give up now, before your foolishness is shown to all.

((OOC: Will probably have Avengers spoilers in comments.))

ps3pirate

I knew you would come crawling back to me, nanoja.

... No? No nanoja? You think "ya know" would be a good translation? If you say so! You're the one pulling the strings here, ya know! [...] Oh, hey, that didn't sound half bad! I could get used to this!

So how's that canon review coming? You think you'll be ready by July? Chop chop! The old man's waiting for me! I'll bet Alexei's getting on his case like a hammerhead shark on a clam, ya know.

luckywebhead

I know you like playing me, but don't you ever freaking sleep?!

Current Mood: annoyed

ex_mygenuinepleasure660

How amused you are with yourself is kind of sad. Get on with the canon review because I'm not suffering because all you remember is mehim and that amnesia Scarlet Witch thing.

I caught that in the strike out. Your slash goggles know no bounds.

loveandarrows

What do you mean this is all my fault?

[Because it is.]

Fine, I'll fix it AFTER my flapjack party sister, and not one moment sooner.

Planning a party takes up more of my time than you think y'know.

effietrinket

Well, now. It’s lovely to meet you, young lady. Of course, you must know who I am.

I do hope you’ll get on those applications! Wouldn’t want me just floating around in your head, would you?

…Oh, I see. You’re just trying me out for fun. Well, no matter. You’ve got things to do.

We’ve got a big, big, big day ahead of us!

highfunctioning_sociopath

I think I've allowed you your quota of sentiment over the death you're mourning.

It's been five days. FIVE DAYS!

I'm bored. Get yourself together and start playing in that game already - or are you just going to quit like you do everything else?

...{Mun thinks: Keep this up and I'm naming the next pup "Sherlock."}...

You will do no such thing as name the next one "Sherlock!" You and I both know that calling the next one "John" would be much more telling of the relationship you'd have.

Current Mood: disgruntled

trollkiya

... I suppose you're excited about this now. However, this is not the right time. Your living room is still a mess, and you need to sleep. You do remember you have work later on, yes?

... No, you are not 'enabling' your friends to 'play with you' in this... new game of yours that you have subjected me to.

Sleep, Mun-san.

- TOKIYA

savioress

( Cut for possible spoilers. )

tyrael

Yes, mundane I do know the servers are down. That is why you are here and not there.

Lazy?

You know better than that. I am not lazy, I am just not in as much a rush as you are. It's a big difference.

Go to sleep. The world will still be turning in the morning.

justanothercop

Would you kindly stop listen to THIS on repeat? GO. TO. BED.

fatherandsun

Mundane, this is enough. Let me be.

Either find where I need to be or let me return to the white nothing again.

With each passing day that you take no action, I find it merely seems more like the never ending lukewarm existence I'd had enough of... before that time. Before my existence was jostled.

So please, make up your mind... or let me be.

intangiblepryde

Do I have to point this out? I've already done the cross-time caper thing. Been there, done that. It's old. No, the steampunk element doesn't make it new. Stop that.

kissthegrell

Mun-Woman!

I know that you think of me. I know that you love me. YOU DO! I know why when you were shopping for underwear, you bought the red ones. Don't pretend that wasn't little ole me!

But you TEASE ME! SUCH DELICIOUS AGONY! You come up with such wonderful ideas for me. But, YOU DON'T EVER DO THEM! I'm much to wild and untamed for your little organized games. I need a place like this, or my delicious hotel that welcomes me so.

Yet, you spend all your time in those ORGANIZED games with RULES and APPLICATIONS! YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT DO PAPERWORK! You tease me with delicious ideas then you go over there. What's WRONG with you!

I scold you! I scold you openly and in front of the community for giving me lovely ides then never seeing them through to fruition.

I do like the red underwear though.

fixedtheomens

I think I preferred the songs about death and owing my soul to the company store.

DDR or what ever you call it does not lend itself to the swing of a hammer.

...That's not an invite to go into "O Death!" again!

epiccombo

Stop that shit, okay? I'm gonna be fine.

God, you're such a sap.

nothingtodowithmynose

Oh, no, no way! I ain't no pet, lady!

Hey, I got an idea -- Let's go back t'when ya only talked about doin' stuff with me instead a' actually doin' anyt'ing! Because dere's no way I'm going to some creepy old town where I gotta be a pet and can't even drink da milk!

Not. Happenin'. Ya hear me?! Hey! Stop workin' on dat app!

monkeys_arecool

All right, let's get this party started! Wait...oh come on a test? You know I'm ready for a game man, you don't need to test me!

thisisgoingtosuck

Whatever, looks like one of us is happy. I swear, you better keep the dead women out of my bed, that's all I have to say, I'll survive the rest of your shit just like I did last time but I am not going through that again

Current Mood: cynical

drivememercury

...we just lost both of our Moon Princesses, I'm not certain if I would be happy to see any of our friends if it just meant they'd be leaving again, but...

...but perhaps, Michiru-san would be happy to see Haruka-san again?

flytey

I've no idea why you've told me to come here, of all places. I'm quite glad to be rid of that dreadful facility, you know.

[A pause.]

I don't know why you've insisted on this. It's not as though anyone else enjoys it, either. And don't try to make me feel contrite by telling me my friends miss me. I doubt they even think of me.

ryuuseinorock

Earth-96169? What does that even mean?

Still, I'm glad that you're breaking me out to do stuff. Will Mega be coming with me?

It won't be the same without being able to turn into MegaMan... And at least I'll have someone to talk to, if all elese fails.

ex_mygenuinepleasure660

You're considering this because of Loki?! Are you as crazy as he is? This is behind the wall and so it doesn't matter I know you flipped me but out there, in the world? You can't have me remember?

Just send me out there, let me do my job and leave it.

prayersforthewicked

I understand it is your intention to find an environment for me in which I may thrive. I am so far displeased.

Perhaps there is one here who may suggest a game with a quicker pace, to keep us both reasonably occupied?

bowerstonesparrow

Are you sure about this, Mundane?
It's not like I have much of a voice in game, and you want to... what? I think I have enough to do with out...

[Like Hunting Gargoyles?]

They're a menace.

[And they earn you treasure.]

Not the point, you!
...

Fine! Send me out.

The more I learn the better I get and the faster I can get to Lucien.

the_one

HiiiIIIiii!

Keep going, mun! I'm rooting for you! When that's done, I can go help all those people who are in trouble!

therosensaint

No, I'm not thrilled to be away from him. Even if it's for four days. But I'll manage. [Crosses her arms] Don't mind me. No, I'm not attached to him nor anything like that. I thought you were going to color my icons. Guess not since you're focused on other things. You're impossible.

Current Mood: discontent

notyourlittlewolf

[Someone's in a bad mood, arms crossed and glaring.]

No.
I have no interest in your whims or your games, wretch. Choose another.

betterlearnmy

I suppose you want a sticker for this oh-so-clever username you've managed to come up with.

toonamifaithful

What did I tell you? Said we'd meet again, come on. April Fool's wasn't going to be the end of that. I always follow through.

Feels good to be back, Toonami Faithful. Miss me?

I sure as hell missed you guys. And thanks for waiting--won't be long now.

in_loveless_memory

Oh yeah, let's make the cat-boy suffer the deadly disease. He won't mind.

Screw you!

Current Mood: cynical

spacecommander

Mundane,

You about as useless as an idle Delta grade. Find us something to do, would you?

4starsavior

Wow, you're really excited 'bout this, huh? I wonder what sorta stuff's gonna be on there this time around!

diagnostician

Let me get this straight. You took one first year biology course, read a few articles on wikipedia, and now all of a sudden, you're an expert. Good for you. Might as well ditch the laptop entirely and become a doctor. Get a scalpel and a bottle of peroxide and a monkey could do it. And since you're obviously far more qualified than a monkey, well.

Here's some advice: get off wikipedia and stop wasting your time. Try internet porn, that's always good. Less "wiki-ing", more porn.

hotrodred

No. Hey, listen. This shipping stuff -- are you listening? This is important.

It's okay for you to do that with your little anime people, but I have more important things to occupy my mind. I mean... "Science boyfriends?" "Super husbands?" "Stark Spangled Banner?!" How can you take these things seriously? I can't; especially after seeing pictures of Captain Morality looking like he knows what he's doing while having sex. Come on!

Okay, but really now. We're going to that game with the haunted house and stuff, where I won't have a workshop or money or you know... friends who will recognise me. If you wreck my suit, I'll have to MacGyver something up to try and fix it... which might not be a problem because, let's face it, I'm me. And if you damage my arc reactor... yeah. Don't even think about it. It's off limits, chicky. There'll already be enough things to worry about there, what with the malicious spirits and creepy things in the basement, and evil horse whisperers, and your other dude possibly setting fire to the kitchen.

Yeah I went there.

soabirdcameand

Oh, you. Don't you think you can get all apologetic now. Sure, after all is said and done, you can act as upset as you want about it, huh, all your apologies and moping, right, doesn't fool me. Planned this right from the get-go, didn't you? Thought to yourself, "Oh, you know what'd be fun? Being terrible! Awwh, brilliant, can't wait, all this terrible we got planned out!" and talked about it with all your friends, waited until just the right moment, and BAM. Hit me right over the head. With your terrible.

What's that behind you? See it, there, on the floor? It's a line. And you've crossed it. You went too far and stepped right over that line, practically skipped over it, didn't think to give it a good look until now, did you? Wellllll, there's no going back. You're in Line Country, now.

But don't you worry too bad about it. See, good news is, you didn't exactly plan on Ol' Wheatley to be such a tough customer, did you? Thought it'd all come down once you had your fun. But look at me, now! I'm fine! I'm practically glowing. So you can mope and whine all you want. I've got things handled perfectly well here, thanks.

krakeness

You think you're funny.

[ someone's been making a few too many peach and lannister/brother puns. maybe a few too many what is dead may never die's thrown around there. ]

[ spoiler; ]

You're not.

featheredxman

Miss mun, really I'm fine without Slim, Hank and the Bobby I know there. You chose a timeline for me that most people probably won't play anyway.

I've noticed a lack of fellow X-men too, I don't want to invite a Tony to fill the table on poker night, table would get too rich for everyone else.

And I lost your attention to Hawkeye didn't I?

[guilty look from mun]

Oh, go make the rest of those icons.

compromisedarrow

No. Nothing happened. No way.

I might not remember any of it, but there's no way Loki did-

It just didn't happen, alright? So stop thinking about it.

Stop it.

Just concentrate on getting me shot up in that magic castle, alright?

summersword

Oi. Yes, you. You up there. Boring girl.

There a point to this, or are you just reliving your "glory days"? 'Cause here's a reality check for ya. They weren't my glory days. -Don't you give me that kicked-puppy look. I ain't fond of Beasts or of snoopy little girls sticking their noses into my business.

Now you either make this work or we aren't gonna be talking as nicely any more. Got it? Good. Cleared that right up. Now get cracking.

- Ildi

constricted

M, mun, are you sure this place is [ gulp ] okay? It's not that it's awful. [ There's a pause, and she twiddles her fingers. ] Nadeko doesn't, um, know a lot of people back home, but moving away so suddenly is, a little...

[ Nadeko seems to ponder on it for a while, and it doesn't take too long for her to look up timidly and ask: ]

Will he be there?

[ You mean Koyomi? ]

Mm. He's always helping Nadeko, so she hopes so. But if he arrives as an underground information broker from Ikebukuro who claims to love humans and pretends to be a woman on the internet, then Nadeko can't accept him.

[ Don't make it sound like that's entirely possible... ]

selfpreserving

Honey.

It's laughable that you think picking me up simply due to your moping at the lack of me in the recent episodes, will somehow grant you the ability to 'figure me out' and 'pin my voice down'.

We both know you'll probably never be able to do my voice justice.

So I suggest you just give up now before you embarrass the both of us.

vampirekiller

You will be going on holiday -- and a much needed one at that. I reckon this will include a time away from everything you do on a normal basis, including these activities I am a part of, no?

I fail to see what the problem is.

Rest well, Mundane.

tahnoyoudidnt

Cosmetics? Who told you that? Don't believe the rumors. I was born this fabulous.

die_for_me

America? I think I've been there once when I was little. With my parents. But I don't remember. It's probably more like Britain than Japan. That's where I met Uncle Red and Uncle Black... so it might feel lonely again.

... Hey, hey, mister, can you just promise me one thing? I want to make lots of friends there. Kind friends who would do whatever I say.

... even...

... even if I asked them to die. Hehe.

blueribbonartist

Okay you want me to call you Mun right?

Well, you sure you wanna be doing this? I mean I'm not exactly one of those young fillies that they all know of now.

You're still sure that it'll work out? But Megan's not around, though right it's probably safer for her. Though would be nice to see somepony I know.

Guess I'll have to wait and see what happens right?

and while I'm thinking about it, that girl 'Dash' isn't going to be too hyper is she? I'd like somewhere quiet to work on things after all. Well, at least work on things when I'm not working on getting used to this ... AU as you call it? It's weird not having hooves, I thought you liked me with my blue coat? Though, I admit I do look cute, and athletic, you did a good job picking out someone even if the hair's off. Can't you bleach and dye it a little? Just one streak of yellow and orange?

[And have a pouty Ribbon because her mun's refusing to.]

undeadgirlwalking

You know I'd ask what you're doing, but I don't think the answer will matter much. I know you're expecting to be disappointed and you know what? Thats okay.
Not every OC gets to be like Galen. Hell even then they don't get much love.

Buck up baby-bat. You got me and you know I don't die easy.

Now, lets get me some trouble.

subject1

Despite your rather awkward obsession with me, do you honestly think you'd be able to capture my voice?

I don't quite understand why you'd think this will work out for you. From the looks of it, you tend to avoid personalities such as mine.

Oh well. I suppose I cannot stop you. But you have been warned. This will not be easy, nor will I make it so.

[Canon: Underworld]

justliketheolddays

Goddammit, Liara. I get through that Shadow Broker shit and you make me want to snog your face off. That's not fair. And you. You're sitting there laughing. Go shove those pills down your throat and go the hell to bed.

And you killed my fish.

Afuckingain.

What's next? Garrus gonna get offed right in front of me? Because I reacted so well the first time he nearly died.

Jackass.

Current Mood: aggravated

the_dark_jerec

And thus does your patience...fail. Thus I am loose upon the universe, as well it should be. I wonder only if you can properly manage a being such as I? You have been absent from so-called 'villains' for some time, haven't you?

Do not worry, my dear mundane. I am Jerec, Dark Jedi, who soon will have the greatest power in the galaxy at my beck and call.

I believe that is all you require in order to succeed. Let us begin.

likesitraw

You know... I was quite content to just rot in your headspace.

Do put me back in there. You're just going to make a fool of yourself.

...Wait. Who is there?

sparkeater

[There's something in the vents.

Waiting.

Watching.

Hungry.]

bornforwar

War is upon us. If I leave now, my friends will die. Every moment I'm gone, more people will lose their lives.

All because you think it'd be fun for me to team up with someone named Wonder Woman.

bedeviledspider

No, it would not be funny if my girlfriend came back and completely forgot about me. What is wrong with you?

Besides, I... I might miss her, but I have more important matters to deal with. There's work to be done. We both need to focus on that now.

shadowsteps

Well. How unexpected you are, after all. And what's this I hear about another try at a, ah "home?" You must be playing games with me again.

...no I don't suppose I can say much better. Still, if you're lying to me, Mundane, we will have words and you won't enjoy the conversation.

~~Fiona

needsmorefiagra

Well ... Look at you.

Back again, I see. Nostalgia or something else ...?

[ Genesis pauses, as though to ponder, when in actual fact, he knows. He's always known. Eventually, he allows a smile to slip through, though it's anything but kindly. ]

You don't fool me, you never could. One by one, they all abandoned you, didn't they? Quietly slipping away into the abyss as though your claim meant nothing. The hunter, the alchemist ...

[ And now there's a hint of amusement inflecting his tone, a trace of mock pity. ]

—Even the angel.

You poor thing ....

[ Except, not really. He's enjoying this, you see. His words are drawn out, sickly sweet and utterly fake. Prolonging that delicious glee because once again he's come out on top. ]

I can't promise to stay. But rest assured, when it's my time to leave ... I'll exit the stage only after the grandest of all finales. And after the applause has finally ended, there will be no more. From myself nor any others that should come traipsing along because you see—

I was your true beginning and I shall be your end.

asthedrivensnow

The only thing saving you from painful retribution for placing me somewhere with Muggle technology, Miss Mundane, is the fox.

I admit to finding the idea rather charming.

Wipe that smile off your face, I've yet to fully explore this plan of yours.

acceptsherfate

[ A small laugh; a quirk of her lips into a smile. ]

You're really sweet, mun. Thank you for making this account for me.

Please. Cheer up and focus on your life first before finding any places for me.

[ Shakes her head. Set in her thoughts here. ]

I just don't want you to get overwhelmed so take it slow, okay?

I think we have issues.

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