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No. Hey, listen. This shipping stuff -- are you listening? This is important.
It's okay for you to do that with your little anime people, but I have more important things to occupy my mind. I mean... "Science boyfriends?" "Super husbands?" "Stark Spangled Banner?!" How can you take these things seriously? I can't; especially after seeing pictures of Captain Morality looking like he knows what he's doing while having sex. Come on!
Okay, but really now. We're going to that game with the haunted house and stuff, where I won't have a workshop or money or you know... friends who will recognise me. If you wreck my suit, I'll have to MacGyver something up to try and fix it... which might not be a problem because, let's face it, I'm me. And if you damage my arc reactor... yeah. Don't even think about it. It's off limits, chicky. There'll already be enough things to worry about there, what with the malicious spirits and creepy things in the basement, and evil horse whisperers, and your other dude possibly setting fire to the kitchen.
Yeah I went there.
It's okay for you to do that with your little anime people, but I have more important things to occupy my mind. I mean... "Science boyfriends?" "Super husbands?" "Stark Spangled Banner?!" How can you take these things seriously? I can't; especially after seeing pictures of Captain Morality looking like he knows what he's doing while having sex. Come on!
Okay, but really now. We're going to that game with the haunted house and stuff, where I won't have a workshop or money or you know... friends who will recognise me. If you wreck my suit, I'll have to MacGyver something up to try and fix it... which might not be a problem because, let's face it, I'm me. And if you damage my arc reactor... yeah. Don't even think about it. It's off limits, chicky. There'll already be enough things to worry about there, what with the malicious spirits and creepy things in the basement, and evil horse whisperers, and your other dude possibly setting fire to the kitchen.
Yeah I went there.
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oh my god i cracked up
Think along the lines of Stark Spangled Banner.
He cannot pass up the chance to make prison references, sorry
HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
so tempting... sob
can't resist the low blows
And the three of us, actually.
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Surely if she's played you for any amount of time she has an idea?
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She likes to think she does. But her understanding of my tech is still sad.
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I know at least one person with whom you will get along swimmingly. Find Spanner and make him your bosom buddy. Perhaps even Shouichi depending on what kind of tech you are into.
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'Spanner,' huh? [He pauses for a moment, then raises an eyebrow as the corner of his mouth quirks up.] You know who else I think I'd get along with? You.
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*oh hoh, she's looking amused now* How very interesting, perhaps we can discuss it over an omelet.
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I'm not exactly...I mean, there's different... That's not me.
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Soooo... you're not a blushing virgin? The Cap in my mun's headspace is a total cherry. [though admittedly she doesn't let him out much.]
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