Canon is WarioWare!

[betterlearnmy]

I suppose you want a sticker for this oh-so-clever username you've managed to come up with.

Comments

[gonnawin]

Wario thinks it stinks.

[betterlearnmy]

I agree. It's boring and uninspired. [Like a lot of other things but she won't get into that because it would be asking for trouble.]

The old username from the other site wasn't stupid, at least.

[gonnawin]

Yeah? [The fat fella sounds so intrigued by the idea of knowing what the old username was. He is on the edge of his giant butt over here.] Boring is all over this place.

[betterlearnmy]

[As expected.] Tell me about it.

[gonnawin]

[But of course. Now it's time for expected development number two.] But if it's boring, that means people want entertainment. And they'll pay through the nose for it! Wah-haha!

[betterlearnmy]

[ y e p ]

Let me guess: more microgames. [She didn't particularly care for the work, but it was at least something to do when she wasn't too engrossed in her training.] You do realize that people are eventually going to get bored of that too, right?

[gonnawin]

They're supposed to get bored of 'em! That's why they'll buy the sequels!

[betterlearnmy]

Sequels that are basically the same thing, except with new graphics and some other minor changes.

Yeah, that'll work. [She's clearly being sarcastic here, but the funny part is it actually does work.]

[gonnawin]

The fewer changes the better! We'll have it out quicker and cheaper!

We should make a new one every year!

[Apparently Wario is EA.]

[betterlearnmy]

Sure. [Ashley clearly shares your enthusiasm, Wario. By which I mean she's wishing she would just be left to do her own stuff as opposed to being roped into programming work that she won't even be paid for.]

[gonnawin]

'Sure' ain't good enough! I want a proper 'Oh yeah!'

[Come on now, it's never that easy. Wario managed to get a bunch of people who knew nothing abou programming to make video games.]