the_dark_jerec: (thought)
The Dark Jedi Jerec ([personal profile] the_dark_jerec) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-16 09:50 pm

The Darkness Within

And thus does your patience...fail. Thus I am loose upon the universe, as well it should be. I wonder only if you can properly manage a being such as I? You have been absent from so-called 'villains' for some time, haven't you?

Do not worry, my dear mundane. I am Jerec, Dark Jedi, who soon will have the greatest power in the galaxy at my beck and call.

I believe that is all you require in order to succeed. Let us begin.
summersword: (a final state)

[personal profile] summersword 2012-05-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Kasnort. Someone's unimpressed.]

Ain't gonna work, talking like that to 'em. You gotta make 'em do what you want.
summersword: (sealed sword)

[personal profile] summersword 2012-05-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Best that way. Nobody looks twice at the unsassuming bystander. It's safer.]

Patience doesn't mean squat unless you put some force behind it. Sitting around waiting never won wars. You gotta go out there and claw for every victory.
summersword: (four seasons of loneliness)

[personal profile] summersword 2012-05-17 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Then he can probably see the skinny grey-skinned thing hiding behind the normal exterior. Ildi rolls her blue (orange) eyes and feels for the rapier at her waist.]

"Force"? Buddy, I've seen things that make whatever you can conjure up look like a kid with a magic set. Bring it on.
summersword: (complete darkness)

[personal profile] summersword 2012-05-17 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
What in-

[Boom. The concussive wave hits like a thunderclap. But she's faced such things before. She braces herself, the blade of her sword driven into the ground. And while it batters her terribly, she stays upright.]

What- what was that?!
summersword: (ancient)

[personal profile] summersword 2012-05-17 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[That actually poses a significant problem right there. Ildi's sword is plain old tempered steel. It'll be destroyed in one blow.]

...I want one of those.
summersword: (four seasons of loneliness)

[personal profile] summersword 2012-05-18 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh goody. She grins fiercely right back and holds her sword up in a defensive position.]

Been called plenty of things. "Fool" ain't one.
experimentaljedi: (Default)

I am so sorry about this

[personal profile] experimentaljedi 2012-05-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Dark Jedi is poopyhead.
experimentaljedi: (battletime)

Re: Apologies are for non-awesome things :P Not this :P

[personal profile] experimentaljedi 2012-05-17 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't poopyhead Sith-puppet stick credits where mouth is?
hk_47: (Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve.)

[personal profile] hk_47 2012-05-17 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Observation: Meatbags who try to consume a power source larger than their heads typically get bits of their flesh in a multitude of places. Simultaneously.
hk_47: (Statement: I am ready to deliver unadult)

[personal profile] hk_47 2012-05-17 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Statement: The Maker's dark side shattered. And you are far from the Maker... meatbag.
hk_47: (Query: Really?)

[personal profile] hk_47 2012-05-18 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Repetition: And again, I point out energy sources and heads. And explosions.

But far be it from me to interfere. No, no, meatbag. You go consume that energy source. Have fun.
hk_47: (Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve.)

[personal profile] hk_47 2012-05-19 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Recitation: The Jedi claim that size doesn't matter. However, in my own experience, those same Jedi can be rendered into itty-bitty pieces by a large enough explosion.
hk_47: (Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve.)

[personal profile] hk_47 2012-05-21 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Statement: Carnage is its own reward, meatbag. But please, do go on...
mercjedi: (Default)

Sorry, couldn't resist

[personal profile] mercjedi 2012-05-17 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey look it's the guy who killed his father. Isn't he supposed to be dead?]

You really can't stop the overdone speeches about power can you?
mercjedi: (Mr.Slick)

[personal profile] mercjedi 2012-05-18 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's worked for me so far. Why change a winning strategy?
mercjedi: (I'm listening)

[personal profile] mercjedi 2012-05-18 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Worried I'll beat you?

And the answer is no. It's always going to be no.
mercjedi: (Jedi)

[personal profile] mercjedi 2012-05-18 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you're going to tell me.
mercjedi: (Yeah I'm badass)

[personal profile] mercjedi 2012-05-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, somehow I don't believe that for a second, except the defiance bit. He was always tougher than he looked. I know you put him through hell, but he still managed to hide the Valley's location from you.
forcewalking: Taken At: Imperial Fleet cantina, conversation with Khem Val (Eyeroll)

Also couldn't resist.

[personal profile] forcewalking 2012-05-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
You're awfully enamored with yourself.

[ Also, someone unlocked the Miraluka species on the Legacy system. Guess who's mundane is grinding that? ]
forcewalking: Taken At: Imperial Fleet cantina, conversation with Khem Val (WTF)

[personal profile] forcewalking 2012-05-18 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ A scoff. ]

A servant? Not even worth acknowledgement.

[ And he's not going to dignify that with response. Sure, he's lost some Huttball matches, but failure? ]
forcewalking: Taken At: Ziost Shadow (Attentive)

[personal profile] forcewalking 2012-05-18 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard that before. I stopped taking it seriously seven fallen rivals ago.

[ He finally smiles, wryly. ]

What you smell are the dead. That is what you sought, isn't it?

What if I told you that you are wasting your time?
forcewalking: Taken At: Sith Inquisitor finale (Glowy eyes!)

[personal profile] forcewalking 2012-05-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ His eyes flash purple for a few seconds, before he closes them, smiling. ]

Even the dead tell me their secrets. There is nothing you can hide from me. And I will tell you now, there is only one person who has ever mastered that art. Even if you did, you would be dead within a weak, rotting from the inside out as you rapidly descend into insanity.
forcewalking: Taken At: Sith Inquisitor finale (Dem Ghosts)

[personal profile] forcewalking 2012-05-18 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care what it is you're looking for.

There are many paths to power. Some drained entire worlds of the Force, leaving behind only barren wastelands. Some sought ancient relics. Some used ancient technology long since lost to the rest of the world. And some... [ Six shadowy, blue figures briefly swirled around his hand, as he holds it up for a moment. ] have mastered arts no Sith has ever been able to lay claim to.

From what I understand, however, yours is doomed to failure.
forcewalking: Taken At: Ziost Shadow (Attentive)

[personal profile] forcewalking 2012-05-20 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
The Jedi and the Sith have hunted each other to extinction since the founding of both orders. Even the Rakata had similar power struggles, before the concepts of Jedi or Sith ever existed.

[ Hence Soa the Infernal One. ]

But one fate has met every single man who has ever sought to control the dead. Save for one.