Muse is unhappy about mun's imagination

[suicidoll]

Time and again, you refuse to listen to me; now you leave me little choice but to broadcast this message on this site for all to hear. Surely, my words would penetrate your thick skull this way; you would prefer my words over my bullets, mun. Trust me. I will tell you this once:

Stop. Imagining me. As Discord's. Servant. Immediately.

You forget that I am my own woman, an emperor! I am a servant to no one. You continue to imagine me "going berserk" and unleashing my power on the unsuspecting people around me. For what cause other than your simple-minded amusement? We both know what happened the last time I didn't keep everything in check...

...so I'm picking up your slack, once again. Enough with this foolish notion; it equates to nothing more than terrible fanfiction.

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[cruel_kindness]

[Snrk.]

Maybe you can be my servant.

[She's joking, of course.]

[suicidoll]

(Of course. Kreutzer caught on to it, at least.)

I'm sure you'd enjoy that, 'Cruel. Just what would you do if I were to be your servant?

(All hypothetical.)

[cruel_kindness]

['Cruel leans back in the air and puts her hooves behind her head like she's relaxing.]

Well, I could use a hamburger.

[I'm sorry, but no.
Oh, come on! Please?
I can't do that. No means no.]

...Fine... How 'bout a backrub?

[suicidoll]

Perhaps...is that all you would ask for? Just a backrub?

[cruel_kindness]

...Well... 'Shy won't let me have a hamburger...

['Cruel attempts to use puppy eyes. They're probably not that good because this is the first time she's ever used them.]

[suicidoll]

(Probably not the best, but considering the body using that look...

...

...

...god damn it, she's a sucker for the ponies.)

...this counts as a favor for a friend; not a task for the master.

(Yes, that totally counts as a yes.)

1/2

[cruel_kindness]

Yes! Finally! Thanks Kreutz, you're the best-

2/2

[shy_kindness]

[Fluttercruel turns into Fluttershy.]

Um, I'm sorry, but I don't want her eating any hamburgers.

[AAAUUUGH!]

It's my body, and I don't enjoy the thought of eating meat. So, um, Can you please not give her any hamburgers?

[suicidoll]

(She nervously rubs the back of her head.)

I was...referring to the backrub, actually.

[shy_kindness]

Oh. Um. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to upset you like that.

[Fluttershy nervously shuffles her hoof.]

You don't have to give her a backrub if you don't want to, but, um, we're fine if you do.

[suicidoll]

Oh, I'm not upset. I just didn't intend on causing that confusion.

(A friendly smile.)

I certainly don't mind giving you one, Fluttershy. Same for you, Fluttercruel.

[cruel_kindness]

Oh. Um. Okay...

[Fluttershy turns into Fluttercruel and lays down on the ground, ready to receive the massage.]

...Still want that hamburger...

[suicidoll]

I'm sorry, Fluttercruel; I can't provide you a hamburger. Instead...

(...it's that back massage. And you know what? It's an awesome massage. The girl works with her hands almost all day, after all; she can feel out those rough spots with ease. Also, this is probably the first time she's actually laid hands on a pony. That's pretty awesome and it takes effort to keep herself from squeeing. Still, she refrains.)

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttershy goes to the spa a lot. About once a week, in fact. When Fluttershy goes to the spa, Fluttercruel can feel all the treatment 'Shy gets. To the Flutters, this feels as good and heavenly as what the spa sisters Aloe and Lotus do. Fluttercruel is practically melting with a smile on her face.]

[suicidoll]

(Mission complete!

She can't see the smile on 'Cruel's face, but she can definitely feelthe pegasus loosening up. One of the benefits of fingers over hooves was the ability of deep massage. That's right; it gets better...ideally.)

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel is just continuing to be more and more comfortable as she moans in contentedness.]

This feel soooooo goooood...

[suicidoll]

(And Kreutzer nods in approval. She was definitely doing well enough.)

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

[suicidoll]

(And suddenly, a thought.)

Fluttercruel, have you ever considered tofu burgers?

[something_or_other]

Do these dumbasses ever listen?

[suicidoll]

Of course they don't; they're "dumbasses," as you put it. "Dumbasses" who can't fully comprehend the consequences of such stupid ideas.

[something_or_other]

So why don't we just beat them up until they stop getting these ideas?

And here I thought on one else RP'd Platine Dispositif characters :D

[suicidoll]

I would love to; I absolutely would. However, they've the protection of the 4th wall and no powers I'm aware of can break through that.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Imagination isn't required, empress. But let's see how that free will illusion holds up.

[suicidoll]

It's no illusion if it holds true, Discord. You've yet to realize how powerful I am.

[fruity_puppeteer]

No I haven't and I don't think I or anyone else ever will~

[suicidoll]

Such is the benefit of being an "eternal lone canon warrior," as my mun calls it; it's better that you don't know.

(Too bad her mun doesn't agree with her. Instead, a scrolling sign appears over Kreutzer's head, repeating the words "Strength of a secret boss from bullet hell games. Can bring about doomsday. And lots of explosions."

Kreutzer doesn't even look up at the sign; she already knows what it say. Instead, she rubs her temples.)

I loathe your very existence, mun...

[solar_tyrant]

Muns should really have more respect than that. [You're one to talk you mu-*stabbed*]

[suicidoll]

I agree wholeheartedly, Princess. Foolish ideas like that make me wish they didn't have the protection of the fourth wall. Oh, how much easier things would be if they didn't...

[solar_tyrant]

Indeed...how things would be so much different if that were so. The solutions to our problems would more permanent.

[suicidoll]

And much more possible. As things stand, they are above gods...it is an unfair advantage. Oh, how strongly I wish to yank my mun from his high chair and force him to endure the suffering he put me through...it's such a shame.

I sincerely hope your mun isn't as distasteful and moronic as mine, princess.

[solar_tyrant]

Moronic? Yes. But at least he has standards, but that's more due to the fact he has no spine and has even less ambition.

A horrible travesty such power is wasted with them. Ultimately they're nothing more than simple minded children who can never hope to truly understand what they hold.

[suicidoll]

Ironically, my mun is looking for a game where I could give in to my...darker side. I suppose this is all an extension of that, but why he wishes for me to become evil is beyond my knowledge; he headcanons the strangest things about me...

Putting the spineless in charge like this...it's a waste. I imagine you'd make much better use of that power than either of our muns.

[solar_tyrant]

Mine had similar intentions, but alas my mun doesn't enough brain cells to write my personality properly and thus was rejected from the game I was set for.

Yes. But that's not very hard to do with the bar they set, even with the power we already have we're already more competent then they could ever dream to be.

[suicidoll]

Oh? I'm terribly sorry to hear that, princess; I would love to be in the same game with you. Perhaps we can arrange something in the future? I'm sure we could do great things together.

You have a point there. It's not a difficult task; it's simply a matter of overcoming their head start.

[solar_tyrant]

I would very much enjoy that, perhaps sometime soon.

Indeed. As was stated before that accursed fourth wall is the only real obstacle, but once it breaks down completely...let's just say it won't be the only thing that breaks.

[suicidoll]

I certainly hope so; we will have to discuss this in detail someday.

Absolutely; that barrier is their only protection. I think it's fair to say shattering the barrier between our realm and their will lead to the end of their world.