on attempting to research for his character

[diagnostician]

Let me get this straight. You took one first year biology course, read a few articles on wikipedia, and now all of a sudden, you're an expert. Good for you. Might as well ditch the laptop entirely and become a doctor. Get a scalpel and a bottle of peroxide and a monkey could do it. And since you're obviously far more qualified than a monkey, well.

Here's some advice: get off wikipedia and stop wasting your time. Try internet porn, that's always good. Less "wiki-ing", more porn.