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[krakeness]

You think you're funny.

[ someone's been making a few too many peach and lannister/brother puns. maybe a few too many what is dead may never die's thrown around there. ]

[ spoiler; ]

You're not.

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[northerner]

They never are.

[krakeness]

[ target: locked ]

I'm not sure. I could laugh with her...at you.

[northerner]

[ no why ]

And what have I done to amuse?

[krakeness]

[ let's play a game ]

The whole of the Seven Kingdoms has found plenty of your antics laughable.

[northerner]

Even if you wish to reduce a war to antics, I doubt it was so amusing.

[krakeness]

Oh, was it a war you were fighting at the Crag? I've never heard of one won between the sheets.

[northerner]

[ so horrified... ]

Take care what you speak of, woman.

[krakeness]

Have I offended your sensitivities, Stark?

[northerner]

Yes.

[ because of course he won't lie about it. ]

[krakeness]

Good. I meant to.

[thesilence]

[Oh, look who's giving you that mysterious little smirk of his.]

I would say it's the contrary, dear niece.

[krakeness]

[ hello, one of the...many people she would not like to see right now. ]

You think she's funny, uncle?

[thesilence]

After a fashion. As if I could speak for mine.

[krakeness]

I suppose you've always had a funny sense of humor or your own.

[bruxisms]

[ o hai prisoner. ]

They never are.

[krakeness]

[ don't like you. ]

Yes, but you never had much of a sense of humor, did you King Stannis?

[bruxisms]

While there are few things I find amusing, such is not entirely lost on me, Asha Greyjoy.

[krakeness]

No, but plenty is lost to you. A whole army in snow, I hear.

[bruxisms]

Perhaps, but with the support of the Iron Bank, my cause will live on.

[ if not for him, for Shireen. ]

[krakeness]

It will live coldly if it does.

[ is this a little bitter? why yes. ]

[bruxisms]

Winter is here.

[krakeness]

And you drove us right into it.

[bruxisms]

There was no other choice.

[krakeness]

You could have waited. There is a reason any army not from the North does not survive the North.

[bruxisms]

I am still standing, am I not?

[krakeness]

Because your boots are frozen to the ground, I have no doubt.

[bruxisms]

You have a sharp tongue, girl.

[krakeness]

I'm no girl, your grace.

[bruxisms]

...You have a sharp tongue, woman.

[krakeness]

But you think me more of a girl than a woman.

[coilswithincoils]

They usually do.

[Charter, but muns are tiresome. But then, humans in general Mogget finds tiresome.]