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[nothingtodowithmynose]

Oh, no, no way! I ain't no pet, lady!

Hey, I got an idea -- Let's go back t'when ya only talked about doin' stuff with me instead a' actually doin' anyt'ing! Because dere's no way I'm going to some creepy old town where I gotta be a pet and can't even drink da milk!

Not. Happenin'. Ya hear me?! Hey! Stop workin' on dat app!

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[nyantastic]

Aw, but Meowfield totally has a shortage on cats. And mobsters. This is like two mice with one trap! ☆

Do your best, poke-mun!

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Why are ya encouragin' her?

[nyantastic]

[her mun's in the game, but Iroha isn't. It's all fun and games to her]

One of the many services I offer.

You want some too?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Encouragement?

[Yes. He kind of does.]

Don't need it!

But really, how would you feel if alla da sudden, you was a pet?

[nyantastic]

I have mixed feelings on the topic.

'Least you don't have to get turned into a human.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

What's dere t'feel mixed about?

True. Dat's good, at least.

[nyantastic]

Well pets are awesome, so on the one hand, why not? But on the other hand, depends on the master.

But I'm a robot, so I already gotta deal with that last bit, only there's at least a higher standard in terms of dignity.

You're already a cat though, so like, if you get to be an outdoor cat, isn't it kind of the same thing only with free food?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

'Cause bein' a pet is like sayin' you ain't as good as a p--

Free food?

[nyantastic]

Duh. What kind of pet owner doesn't have food?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

I just didn't t'ink about dat part! Dis could really work out!

[nyantastic]

Hey, there you go!

So now you just have to play it smart - do some research, make some connections, don't end up with someone that's gonna keep you inside and make you wear dresses.

Unless, y'know, you like dresses. I don't judge.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Lady, playin' it smart is what I do! Because dere ain't no way I'm endin' up wit an owner like dat!

Dis guy only wears dresses for undercover work!

[nyanpire]

Mayfield needs more cats, nyaa! We're gonna have an ORGANIZATION for pets and everything!

Have an extremely late tag in?

[1_truth]

I'm under the impression that we're to be house mates.

[ A talking cat. What is this? ]

\o/

[nothingtodowithmynose]

...Great. Stuck with one'a da twoipiest of twoips.

[1_truth]

...

E-excuse me? Twerp?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Dat's right.

[1_truth]

You don't know two things about me, how can you call me a twerp?

[ Not just any twerp. A Detective twerp ]

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Ya own a mirror, don'tcha?

[1_truth]

I don't carry one if that's what you mean. But I do have access to one.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

I t'ink ya just proved my point.

[1_truth]

You think because I'm a child I'm a twerp? I have better things to do than chase cats around.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Ya got a better reason? And who said I wanted t'be chased?

[1_truth]

No, but that could be because I'm not a twerp. Why I build an argument against myself?

As for chasing cats, it's common among children to chase animals. Although the age range for that is three to five years, I believe.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

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Ya sure sound like a twoip.

[1_truth]

I'm a detective. Not a twerp.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Twoips take lotsa foi'ms, but ain't ya too young for dat kinda stuff?

[1_truth]

Not really. As long as I can string facts together in the right order and make deductions then I'm fine.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

I just t'ought must kids wasn't smart enough to do dat.

[1_truth]

You learn something new everyday.