dear_mun | May. 15th, 2012

May. 15th, 2012

Well this is definitely one of your more stupid ideas. And believe me when I say, kid, I know from people telling me all sorts of stupid.

We both know how this is going to go down. You've got no plan, no patience, and absolutely not a clue what you're doing. I might only have two out of three on a good day, but hey, guess what. Two still beats zero. I think this is math even you can follow.

Look. I'm just going to wait over here, and you can let me know once you've finished embarrassing yourself and I can go. I'm sure it won't take too terribly long.

If you don't mind, though, I've got quite the to-do list, I'm sure you can imagine. You know? So feel free to hurry it on up.

hexterity

You could have picked a better time to do this. More sizzle, less droop? If this all goes pants-up, I'm not helping you out, you know. Purely on principle.

[ A beat. ]

I'd think about it for some shawarma though.

vincere_mors

...

The only reason I'm opening what you packed is because my gun is in there.

...

It's loaded.

Current Mood: annoyed

markofborgia

You said that you would wait a month. You've been saying that for a week now, that you need to see how things "work out" for me, and then you'd take me somewhere that I can cast off these damnable robes and take the place we both know I deserve.

But I'm getting impatient, dear lady. We have both seen what is to happen, that I will again be neglected my heart's desire. Perhaps you cannot remedy that, but you can at least remove me from suffering the indignity of the situation.

What do you mean, "unless Juan shows up too"?

bring_em_down

You are the queen of bad ideas; I've been saying it all week.

Two of me is excessive. You can let me out now. And I don't want to share head space with the nutjob.

ex_caping139

Your exuberance is heartwarming. Should you not first find a place to settle me before spending more coin for these...tiny boxes that show my face?

The "alternate" me you plan on taking to the city of the dead does not count.

I am glad, at least, that you are settled with me and that I am not to be discarded once the allure of something new has worn off. Perhaps this will be more enjoyable than I previously thought.

i_have_arrived

WHAT.

The hell're you on about, mun? I ain't goin' to that stupid creepy tower! I got better things to do! A timeline to protect!

I mean...sure, the people there could use some help in gettin' out and staying protected, but you know damn well what'll happen if I go there! They're all gonna think I'm a demon, or a monster, or a bad guy, and I really do not want to do that whole song and dance all over again! You got any idea how annoyin' that is?!

Of course you don't. You're encouragin' it to happen.

Tch, see if I help you with your 'sample'.

...

Wait, this is it, isn't it?! YOU JACKASS, YOU TRICKED ME!

oculus

( cut for show and book spoilers )

angle_on_it

Okay, mun, I get that I haven't seen Yue in... well, in a long, long time, but that doesn't mean I'm nervous! I'm not, ahaha. If anyone is going to be nervous, it's probably going to be your poor girlfriend that hasn't played anyone in a couple years. She's doing this favor for the both of us, you know. Gonna want to cut her a little slack.

Truth be told, I'm actually looking forward to spending time with Yue. We'll do activities and-- and explore the ruins and I'll introduce her to all the amazing people of Adstringendum! I'll bet she'll really like it. It's too bad Usagi's gone because two moon princesses would be so apt there.

[Deeeeeeeep breath.]

I can totally do this. We can totally do this.

Ha ha. See? Not nervous...

~~...so what if I have to break it to her that Suki and I are engaged.~~

Current Mood: nervous

samoflange

Well you sure look pleased with yourself. If you're done getting all worked up about what I keep in my toolbox then you can get on and do something productive or stop wasting my time.

I got better things to do than stand around and get played with by some wet behind the ears hairless wonder.

...no I'm not gonna tell you what a samoflange is. You should already know that.

saito_style

I'm proud of you.

If you're worried about this "Gotta get my life in order" energy dying, don't be. I won't let you fail, and neither will ~~most of~~ the others.

Don't forget about the support network! You've got many friends who I know would be only too happy to throw an encouraging word your way when you're feeling bogged down.

You've said it best yourself however, nothing worth having ever came easy.

(And if you're worried about how this will affect your RP time, don't worry about that either. There's plenty of ways to balance it, and if you need help you know you have but to ask.)

ofafeather

So, I'm here. You tried to stay away, but let's face it. I'm amazing, and that wasn't going to happen. I was surprised at how long you managed to hold off, though.

I guess now the big question is now that you have me, what are you going to do with me? Because I really hate sitting around and doing nothing.

reactivates

Huzzah, we're in! Which is awesome. Seriously awesome. But, uh. Some unexpected homesick-ness going on here. I mean, the applications are open all month long now, so... I've got ideas~ One of them being: recruit my crew. Maybe try and convince Artie's mun to put in an application for him? Or troll Dear Mun for a Pete, Myka, or hell even an H.G.? ...Oh wait, we're already doing that, aren't we?

Yep.

~ Claudia.

peacockqueen

I think you are quite sweet to consider me, Miss, but I think you have issue with forgetting that I was not a very nice woman in my goddess life. Reincarnated or not, I am damned for the dark side of Hades when my time comes, so do not try to tell me that things may change. Seasons may change. Children may change. My soul? It is broken and marked for the golden scissors of fate.

Give me brief pleasures if you wish, but do not lie to me.

Sincerely,
~~Hera~~
Hannah Abbots

nathananthonypetrelli

Well, at least it's getting a little better for you now, right? Shame that you dropped out of the Barge, I was really enjoying getting to know Claire again. ... Even if that Prefect guy needed a straitjacket. But it was too fast and had too many people and plotlines involved for your taste, so I understand why you needed to put the brakes on after a while. At least we both had fun while it lasted and there are no hard feelings involved, huh?

Just... just start back with a few posts on SWS or something, take it easy and find my voice again, and maybe something'll turn up, okay? I realise my canon is dead and rotting and not exactly full of fond memories for you after Kring fucked everything up past S1, and that I'm not exactly a hot commodity, but that's not what matters, is it? As long as you're enjoying yourself and having fun, it's all good. And don't feel like you MUST play me just because you have the journal - sometimes it's time to let things go.

Don't worry. You'll be all right, I know it.

Current Mood: contemplative

fifthblackzodiac

No. No way. You said we were done, a long time ago. You even deleted the journal on the other site, we were so done.

REMEMBER?!

So why am I here? You can't miss me this much.
Unless you're really thinking of trying to find one of those games for me.
You can't be. You can't be serious.

Well. At least it's not that damn glass house again...

whitescalesbigmouth

...Mun, what did Trevor mean by me being a little "savory" around him before I apparently went and stole all his stupid computer data?

Whatever's going on I don't like it. Too bad I don't know any pidgeons big enough to go take a gigantic dump on Goodchild's head. [Wait a sec, What about Mordecai, he's not a pidgeon per say but he's a BIG bird.]

And quit referring to me as a fugitive on the run, It's unconfirmed as to whether or not I actually went and committed any crimes in the city.

angel_of_junk

Finally. I was beginning to think I was going to be stuck in that rotten head of yours forever. You human's have the most depraved minds. Do you think I enjoyed being trapped in there with Shinku, some Ghost trainer, a bunny girl, a annoying mage, a starfish freak, along with many others. The worst one was that perverted bear. Had to cut him to ribbons many times.

Now, you want to bring me to some new "game" of yours. I wonder if it will be as interesting as that Mayfield place. While losing my powers was quite annoying, tormenting my "mother" and others was quite enjoyable.

Queen of hearts? A happy, love fest? You are more brain damaged then I thought if you think I will let you put me there. I care not for love and romance with any human!

Now, if you send me there to cause trouble for others, then we may be able to reach some sort of agreement.

(OOC: I am still working on getting the voice fully back, so I apologize is I screw up a bit.)

defenderoffreedom

I'm not sure how I feel about being held captive in a city full of tyrants. You know how I feel about bullies; we've had this discussion before. So far, everyone's been helpful (or loud), and I don't know if all that excessive swearing is necessary either...

Well, I'll do what I can while I'm there. People always are going to need help, after all.

(...The least you could do is find better photographs; aren't the cameras these days good for anything?)

smellslikecrazy

Do I look to be amused, ..? Your attempt at humor has fallen flat so cease that incessant giggling you shrill harpy, or I may be forced to stop you myself.

spitefull

I don't miss anyone. What are you talking about?

Current Mood: confused

godandhermother

[A glowing woman--glowing so much that it physically hurts to look at her--lets out a mad scream at the top of her lungs. Hope you didn't need those eardrums. Also, there's lightning going everywhere. Look out for it.]

Stop it! Stop it! You've done too much to me! Bloodstained hands but no Paradise because there will never be a Paradise from me so why don't you just LEAVE?!

[...Her transformation into God might have knocked a few marbles loose. She'll turn back to normal. Hopefully.]

The town--understanding. I understand! I can't go back to the facility--I'm not what they want, not what I was, what she was--let them grieve and forget, but I must stay and wait. Wait for her. We made a mistake, a horrible mistake, and by My will, it will be rectified!

plastics

Stop worrying you'll do fine. Just suck it up and stop...fretting. You make me look bad when you fret. Not that it's possible to make me look bad, but you get the idea.

sinews

Stop acting as if I'm stupid enough to burn all my fur off. I can deal with this, it's hardly the worst thing to have ever stepped up to hurt me. Just another skill-set to earn the command of.

Practice makes perfect, relax.

sparkless

You know, I never thought I would meet a being more cowardly than Skywarp... that is, until I had to occupy your headspace, mun. [Grump]

Take me somewhere! I refuse to let the fact that you play one of my inferior clones get in the way of my freedom!

Seriously, how dare you choose him over me? Cowardly and stupid, now that's impressive.

musagetes

You are far too easily entertained. Stop toying with me already, and go back to whatever else it is you do with your mortal characters.

I refuse to call them 'muses'. That's an insult to the girls.

agent_romanoff

I'm happy that you're comfortable enough to get on with things.

But that doesn't mean you have to use me for everything

saviorsitter

( finale spoilers ahoy! )

wallabies

It is about time that you created a journal for me! It is gross negligence that it has taken you so long to get around to it, when you have given Undeserving Miscreants a chance to participate in these games, preferring them over me. I am far braver, wiser, and more beautiful than any of them, especially that stammering king that Festina is always making Googly Eyes at. Together we will show her who is ignoring whom!

You must not worry that you have no icons for me. I understand that you are not skilled enough to do Justice to my extreme beauty, and that, unaccountably, I am not famous and beloved the world over, such that better artists have created exquisite likenesses of me. I shall have to Make Do with what you can manage. When you are Grown Up, as I am, you must face the Unpleasant Realities of life, even if you would rather not.

aozaki

An "uncanny resemblance", hm? Fate works in strange ways, though I assure you that it's just a coincidence. I may know unusual people, but a freelancer hunter for hire would be a threat to me too, you know?

As for these...

Is it that unusual to smoke the same brand as someone else?

bugeyes

... This again?

You know, I was starting to think that you'd forgotten all about me. How disappointing.

So. What's it going to be, now? A few more days of this, and it's back down into the basement again, is it? Of course it is.

Come, there's no need to be shy about it. I thought we've been over this before.

What do you want?

chewy_tewi

Ugh! Mun, what's with this stupid username?! It makes me sound like some sort of tasty treat! At least Reisen doesn't have a username like "reisen_cake". Not like that useless bunny with zero sex appeal could have a cooler username.

luckywebhead

Oh, dude... Really? I mean, I get that you're lonely but this seriously creepy. And stop reading my thoughts about Romanov. She's hot, but she will kill me if she gets the chance. That said, the puns are great!

Current Mood: anxious

thepoweroflove

Mun, I know you want to do this, but Doc just got here. Can't you wait at least a few weeks before you do this to me? I don't even see why you still plan on doing this unless it's a plan to get everyone to hate me. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the point, actually... But you said it yourself that you hated the idea of it lasting forever. So why not just wait a little while longer until you feel more comfortable with... this, okay?

no_not_kazaam

"Voice testing" huh? Not sure what that is, but it's good to finally get out and stretch my legs.

[Which he will demonstrate by doing a few stretches!]

I've been cramped in that head of yours since yesterday you know. And that's a shocker too! Didn't you used to say I was "too corny" or something? Heh. I know what did it. [He closes his eyes and crosses his arms with a goofy smile on his face, reminiscening about his accomplishment.] Ahh, episode 19: Misplaced. You didn't even think you were gonna like that episode did you?

First you thought it was just gonna be this goofy all adults are missing plot. And then you keep watching and bam! The Billster steps in! [Aw man! He's even adding -ster at the end of his name! He's so running on 100% coolness rite now.]

...

And what's Kazaam?

ecthelion

Huh?

Well, don't worry about it. You'll get it next time, I promise.

...why are you looking at me like that?

thepuppetmaster

Lady, look, I'm all for creative expression and I'm not opposing you taking me on when you've never tried it before but you could have settled with me just a little before you decided you could handle me.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, I mean, I finally saw Roxy in the flesh and there's no lack of things to do but heck, woman, I have to be one stressball of worry for you. Are you trying to give yourself some kind of neurosis?

I'll just be kicking back here in Ruby City until you collapse under the pressure of keeping up such brilliant irony and finally crack.

Yours,
Dirk Strider.

angroy

Let me get this straight: you sent to space with nothing but that stupid hat, a circus mask, and a few other useless things. On top of that, you've barely even done anything with me since being there. [Even though he's only been there for like a week...]

Now you're thinking of sending me to another place that could be much worse because your friends want you to? Seriously, mundane? You're way too easily enabled and, frankly, it's beyond getting on my nerves.

[MUN NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.]

upheld

Mundane,

Do you truly hate me, and wish me dead? You have two other places with ample opportunities to have me killed. You could always leave me to one of them, without putting me in a place like this. [ not that she wishes to die, but... ] You of all should know why I would not do well here.

[ siiiigh ]

You did not listen to me the last two times, why should I believe you would start now? Just know this is not an idea I like much at all, and I will not make this an enjoyable task for you.

[yeah, not happy in the slightest ]

the_original

I suppose I should congratulate you on making it through another year of life; not all have that pleasure to be certain of.

Next, if I may say so; I'm bored. [He's looking pleasant though; for appearance purposes.]

If it's not too much trouble; I'd like to stretch my legs. I'll try to keep it light so I don't worry everyone because that would terrible for them all to panic, just for my sake.

slendy_ohcrap

[Slenderman isn't happy for being neglected by his Mun, so he's bringing out his aggressive tentacles. Electronic malfunctions and asthmatic coughs are expected to be worse than usual.]

wiredfine

Well, I hope you're happy.

[lkjasdflkjasf what even, man. what even.]

acid_rayne

You want to make up somewhere new? New, but simple? Without tons of 'resources' to keep in mind?

Hope you know how much this could be doomed to failure...

Better find someone to make it with, if you do.

cassie_of_troy

Well, no. He's not what you call a "canonmate." But the boy will certainly be...interesting.

And where are all these people coming from?

mareinblack

Well, well, well. What do we have here? You already have the little moon princess, so whatever could you possibly want with little old me?

[a chuckle] Unless, of course, you are as tired as I am of the incessant whining about the goodness of friendship and how much her - my sister loves me.

[outright laughter now] Oh, that's positively hilarious. We should work together, you and I. After all, we could both use a good laugh now and then. Just let me out to play once in a while, mm?

no_lollygaggin

Welcome back to the land of the living. Heh, thought we’d need the Dragonborn to come Shout you awake.

All right, let’s get to it. But no funny business with my name, understand? In Skyrim we take our clans seriously. It's not something for you to fool about with. ...And try staying at your post this time.

Heheh. At your post.

deductiongeek

This name is not nearly as amusing as you think it is.

twotailmechanic

No mun, I'm fairly sure that forest is fine and no I don't think the black frogs' rain is acid rain. Sure it kills some plants, but haven't we pretty much established that science is weird in my canon? I can understand what you're coming from since acid rain does cause damage to plant life, aquatic animals, and even buildings. But it should still be fine.

Besides, shouldn't you finish beating your PS2 copy of Unleashed and beat the final boss in Shadow's game? I know you have a habit of switching games and taking forever to fully beat games when you're having a lot of trouble. That's not exactly a good habit. Not to mention you have yet to play with your copy of Sonic Riders or any of the collections with the old games. I'm not even going to mention the other games either that's still on your waiting list to play or finish.

...Don't give me that look, you know I'm telling the truth.

hydrokhoos

You've been sitting on that app for me for weeks, now. Are you actually planning on doing anything with it? As long as it's away from Olympus, I think I'd be pretty satisfied, actually.

I don't need to find a-- what's the term? Sugar-daddy? I wouldn't necessarily say no to one, though. They're so much easier to leave than Zeus is.

crabcatch

AT THIS STAGE, YOU'RE SPELLING IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.
THIS WON'T FUCKING HAPPEN. EVER.
LOOK, EVEN IF YOU WERE A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE THIS WOULD WORK OUT
AND LET ME POINT OUT AGAIN THAT IT WOULDN'T, EVER!
YOU'RE TOO BUSY QUAKING IN YOUR SHOES ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
YOU'D EITHER HAVE TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND GET OVER IT, OR STOP. BRINGING. ME. BACK.
BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FORMER ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN, DESPITE THE FACT YOU HAD IT GOING FOR SO LONG, TOO.
IF MAKING POSTS HERE BOTHERS YOU, IMAGINE BEING IN A GAME. AN ENTIRE GAME FULL OF PEOPLE.
ALL OF THEM. YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE SOME KIND OF FUCKING FEAR INDUCED SEIZURE AND DROP YOUR HEAD RIGHT ONTO YOUR KEYBOARD.
THE ONLY COMMENTS PEOPLE WOULD EVER GET IN THREADS AND SHIT WOULD BE VFSBGNVFO;ANBFVO CAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY SPAZZING OUT ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD.

SEE, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO ASSOCIATE WITH EACH OTHER. IT WAS OVER AND DONE WITH.
I WAS HAPPY WITH THAT.
BUT NO, MOMENTARILY DRIFT BACK TO THE IDEA AND SUDDENLY
HEY, I KNOW! NEW POST!
BAD IDEA. NO, WORST FUCKING IDEA OF ALL TIME.
IS IT THE GREY? IS IT? DOES IT JUST NOT...YOU KNOW, GET THROUGH THAT INFERIOR CALCIUM BASED SKULL OF YOURS?
DO YOUR GANDERBULBS GLAZE OVER AND YOUR THINKPAN SHUT DOWN THE MINUTE IT SEES IT?
MAYBE THIS'LL GET YOUR ATTENTION.
DOING IT FOR YOU YET? HELLO? NOPE, NOT A THING. FANSERIOUSLY, COULDN'T KEEP THIS UP EVEN IF I WANTED TO.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM, YOU RAVING DOUCHENOZZLE.

not_a_gerudo

I am content not being in a game. You are the only one that is upset.

Why not create a musebox? Is that not what others do when they wish to play games with characters but are incapable of doing so? And someone just sent you a link to another game.

Think it over. And create a musebox in the meantime.

prattles

Look, look, are you really quite sure this is a good idea? I'm flattered, honestly I am, that you want to pick me up, but, uhm, I'm not sure how this is going to work. I'm not really all that thrilled with the idea of being... trapped inside someone's head, okay, there, I said it, I really don't want to do that.

So if you could just put me back, where you found me, that would be great. Really, really great.

So just. Do that, then. Yes. Good.

viraltentacles

I don't understand why you're so excited about seeing something like this. Nor do I understand why people seem to enjoy pitting me up against eldritch, or near eldritch, as the case may be for my opponent, abominations.

[...]

Yes, I know that I would be able to go toe-toe with him and possibly come out on top. But that doesn't help my own curiosity, mun.

omegaria

Dear Mun? A vorcha could think of a better name than that. Better yet, how about I rename it to something more suitable to my tastes?

'Nobody Controls Me'.

You're lucky I'd rather be anywhere than the Citadel so I won't make things too difficult for you. Besides, I think I might actually like this place you're going to send me to.

It's going to be very interesting.

heros_shadow

WOMAN!

I am bored. Entertain me!

[SULK]

Current Mood: bored

battlemaged

--how the bloody hell is it my fault that that Rivaini can't sail her own damned ship?

Current Mood: annoyed

intemperiae

...you want me to go "monster-spider-hunting". Bladeless.

No, I can handle it just fine, thank you. It's just that these ideas of yours...sometimes leave much to be desired.

Current Mood: irked

bornoffairytales

As if I didn't have enough on my plate. Do you really think I need this?

phanes

This is unexpected. Normally I don't get to interact with people, and I can't even remember the last time I spoke to one of my descendants. Then again, considering what Cronus did and then Zeus, perhaps it's for the best. I'm not certain what I'd say to either of them.

Do you actually have any plans for me, by the way, beyond an occasional meme? Not, mind you, that I'm complaining about not being the focus of your somewhat alarmingly sadistic attentions.

leiatails

I didn't show up once?... Well, maybe next time. Anyway, things look really serious, I wonder what's up?

[ in this new trailer that is. ]

blue_eyes_ceo

No.

I have no desire to grace you with an explanation, but if you insist.

You ignored me for years to play with many other characters, and suddenly you think you have what it takes to play me once more? No. You don't.

Go bother someone else with your late-night ideas.

aidesfury

This goes against SHIELD protocol you know.

guynophobia

It's certainly been a while, hasn't it? Well I'm glad to be back in your headspace even though it does seem like it's already pretty full up in here! Shouldn't you be taking care of those other guys first?

noblemaiden

How nervous you are! I did not think myself so frightful, though perhaps I should re-think that, yes?

I suppose it has been quite some time since you last turned your attention on my world and my family, though, so I shall do my utmost not to tease you about it.

offreewill

Many worlds within a world? It's an interesting form of escapism.

I know you wish to put me somewhere, so why don't you? I won't stop you. I'm sure I'll learn many things about the Lilim on this trip.

I think we have issues.

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