new muse so be gentle

[selfpreserving]

Honey.

It's laughable that you think picking me up simply due to your moping at the lack of me in the recent episodes, will somehow grant you the ability to 'figure me out' and 'pin my voice down'.

We both know you'll probably never be able to do my voice justice.

So I suggest you just give up now before you embarrass the both of us.

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[getsthelastword]

Why? Humiliation is hilarious.

[selfpreserving]

Hmm, not at my expense.

At your's however, now that's a different story.

[getsthelastword]

Ouch. Now that's just mean.

[selfpreserving]

So was you throwing me in that tomb but you don't see me complaining.

[yes katherine's still bitter about that]

[getsthelastword]

[He laughs.]

Oh, I hate to ruin your little temper tantrum, bellissima, I really do. But that, unfortunately, wasn't me.

[selfpreserving]

Unless you have your own doppelgänger running around.

[... he couldn't possibly. no.]

I don't see how it was anyone but you, Damon.

[getsthelastword]

See, I picked up a few interesting tidbits after becoming one of these "worldwalkers." Funny story. Seems there are two of me. One who's a two hundred year old dumbass. And me. The vintage edition.

[selfpreserving]

[hmm, another damon from an alternate universe of some sort. well that's entirely plausible with what all the strange things she's heard of around here.]

Well you're right about that part.

[damon is a dumbass through and through.]

[getsthelastword]

Well, I'm smarter than I look.

You're the infamous brunette Katherine, huh? Brunette Elena's told me about you.

[selfpreserving]

Brunette?

[ugh elena, great.]

Oh pray do tell, what nasty little rumours has my darling doppelgänger been spreading now?

[getsthelastword]

That you're a psychotic bitch.

Which, really, aligns pretty well with my lovely little blond Katherine.

You're more fun.

[selfpreserving]

Elena Gilbert, always so dramatic and twisting the truth.

[correction: she's a safe psychotic bitch. it's not her fault that elena and scooby gang fail to recognise what self preservation is.]

Huh, I never took myself for a blond. What's other me like?

[she throws a wink but is still wary of where this damon's loyalties lie. beside elena like practically every other person she had come across?]

[getsthelastword]

Dead. Which is kinda the way I like her. Nice little vampire barbeque.

[selfpreserving]

But then again so was I for a hundred and forty years so I wouldn't be so sure of that.

[getsthelastword]

Unlife is funny that way, bellissima.

So are you planning on doing the whole "worldwalker" thing?

[selfpreserving]

Well it sure does keep life interesting.

Well my mun seems to be considering it but has exams and whatnot, so she's trying to steer clear from anything but things called 'memes' for now.

Does your mun have you anywhere right now?

[getsthelastword]

Bete Noire. City of Sin. And here's the best part: I'm the city's golden child. Head of the day shift on the police force. People think I'm some kind of a hero.

[chagrins]

[ A purposely apathetic shrug as Stefan raises a brow.]

Don't think anyone could ever figure you out, Katherine.

[ A beat.] But that's your entire game, isn't it?

[ex_boundbyblood111]

Hello, Katarina.

You'll be pleased to know my mundane also happens to puppeteer your best friend, which means I have access to my little witch whenever I need her.

Quite a handy way to track down a wayward vampire, don't you agree?