dear_mun | Apr. 2nd, 2012

Apr. 2nd, 2012

Hmm... Mun? Are you sure about this? This is your first time rping a character like me, and this community is a bit... umm... adult. Still... it does sound kind of exciting, I haven't seen many comms with the kind of freedom, and scenery this one provides. I know you're also looking forward to playing with a lot of muns you're friends with.

But please... don't get your hopes up about ever seeing any cast mates. Fire Emblem characters are rare enough, but finding those specifically from my game is even rarer.

By the way... when do you think you could get me something to eat? I've been in your head space without food for nearly two months now, and I'm almost ready to eat your delicious looking cucumber muse soon, no matter how harsh that is to Larry.

conquering

May I say you're being far too eager, being someone who is so busy investing all her time into changing destiny.

See that you decide where your preference lies, child.

nineminuteslost

Hey. Mun lady. Let's talk.

One - why do you have so many guys in your head? Seriously - you need some women in this place because just a bunch of guys, standing around and looking at each other, is boring.

Two - you're already working on filling out this application and you haven't even finished re-watching Season One let alone Two and Three. Cart? Horse?

Three - thank you for making me some decent icons. However - let's talk about the keywords you came up with. Yeah, THAT one. I know how to use a gun, thank you very much!

Four - the place you're apping me is called 'Drama Drama Duck' and yet there are very few ducks. Explain this to me.

Five - Tinkerbell. No. Just. No.

Six - I want a paid account. If Snape and Lewis can have one then why can't I?

I think that covers everything.

bigmaster

I'm not sure whether I should be pissed at you for this or not. Yeah, I miss some of these guys and it would be awesome if I got to introduce them to my friends in Ads, but like hell I'd want 'em to show up just to disappear a few months later. Tch, fine, fine, I'll link to the damn comm.

tenyearsgone is open to people who supposedly showed up and disappeared, if anyone wants to plot something with this bitch. She's open to pretty much anyone having been around for a while, except of course for Albedo, since he's with me.

owleyed

I know what you're thinking. In fact, I've seen it coming, for quite a bit longer than you've been voicing your interest. You're more predictable than you think you are.

Which is, my dear mortal, why we're here right now. Because, in addition to seeing this coming, I'm rather aware of how flighty your loyalties can be when they're put in direct competition with each other. So, a word of advice, if I may.

Stick to something simple. Small steps, one thing at a time. Quit trying to jump into a situation with every possible idea at once. Plans take time, plots need time to gestate.

That said, a simple decision on your first move would also be a welcome gesture. Honestly, don't make me compete with the rest of the voices in here. They'll lose, and I'm not entirely sure you're equipped to give that up.

t34l_just1c3

H3Y MUN! H4PPY B1RTHD4Y!

[.....What.]

distichs

A new game. Is that what it's going to be?

...What? Were you expecting me to piss and moan? Get real. Either you'll figure out where to put me or you won't. Simple as that. But get this much into your head: anywhere I go - space or wherever, I don't really care - I'll be playing to win this time. Long as you don't screw that up, this can work.

Just make a decision already. The shuffling is getting annoying.

sophiest

Mun?

[The way she says the word, you'd think she's never said it before in her life.]

Why does it say I'm "homeless"? Is being "homeless"... bad?

scarlet_woman

Dear Mun,

You don't actually like the books I'm from, but you want to play me anyway? On what planet does that make sense?

Yes, I know, you've written a lot of fanfic because of collaborative projects and whatnot, and I really don't want to get into your disturbing fondness for fiction pairing me with that insufferable git Draco Malfoy...

I can't believe I just wrote that.

Anyway, my point is that you're being very irrational. Even if there is something to be said for "I still like the world," or liking a particular character depite not being fond of the overall canon, I still think you're stretching it a bit with this one, actually.

And the journalname? Not as funny as you think it is.

tasha_yar

She snarls. "Can you answer ANY of these with regard to me? Will you send me home if I can?"

There's a long pause. "Am I dead and this is some division of some horrible afterlife?"

In a much louder voice - "Answer me!"

revvedup

Really? One space game isn't enough?

digophelia

Dearest mundane,

For once, I am glad that I am out in the dark with this. And I can certainly bank in the fact those three will barely tell me anything. Aren't oaths and brotherhoods wonderful like that, mundane?

I suppose if I ever catch wind of what happened to Ezio, would it be in poor taste also to push this Ichigo on the ground? A blade to the neck isn't in any comparison to that. Although... I am of two minds of this. I feel pity for Ezio, although if Malik and Altaïr want to keep a secret, I can understand.

But the fact of the matter is that deserves a second push. Or perhaps more than that. Hmph! Don't give me that look, I wouldn't do anything more than a swift smack to his head. Now the shop will be quiet without Ezio. I am not quite sure how I feel about any of this...

On that note, please tell me that's those other mundanes joking. They're not very funny. How can I be so likable right now? I'm practically the maid of that place!

caligulas_aquarium

( cut for wwhining and courier )

wwppd

...this is the worst username.

unnaturalbromance

Listen Mundane, I'm not so sure you picking me up again is really a good idea. I mean, what's a wolf going to do in a game? Us animals really don't have anything to contribute so you should just forget it.

Besides that, we haven't seen Mei anywhere you go. I'm worried about him. What if some other predator decides to have him for lunch while I'm gone?

wantsomechocolate

Mun, hey Mun.

Are you sure you should still be awake again? You don't get enough sleep and it's hurting your time for everything else since you can't focus. You should fix this so that you feel better.

Go to bed for a little while. Sleep is good and then you can't eat that chocolate on your desk before you start your applications again.

justly

--y. Hey! Are you listening to me?! [whoops. hi, elliot.] It's about time!

Why're you thinking of sending me off somewhere again? Especially remembering that place! Just because you miss it--

[oh don't be like that, elliot. you didn't mind it there that much. ~~being alive again there and all.~~] --tch. Don't bring up stupid things.

More importantly, why does every place you look at have to have monsters involved? I know there are better places than those ones around!

corroding

... It was an April Fools. Do you really need to put things off any more than you have just so you can think about how to weave it in?

charring

I don't care that my death is going to be based on one of your favorite Shakespeare characters.

I'm still fucking dying!

reversedestiny

( SPOILERS )

hisverydear

( Read more... )

lecielestnoir

I do not care that it's merely "allergies" that's making you sneeze and cough, miss! You work in a kitchen. You make food. Yes, you switched up front to the register halfway through the evening but my point still stands, especially when your store changes so much money.

I would forbid you from going tonight, but apparently you have no more call offs. That's what you get for being lazy when you're not really sick!

gesso

Oh, I definitely want the candy store! But there's a florist too, hm? You see, I'm happy with either because they're both delightful. I shouldn't think it anyone's concern if I eat any candy on the job, however. I dare say I might even be congratulated for it.

- Aha. As for castmates, I think it would be a nice surprise. But teasing Shou-chan is so much fun♥. Between you and I, I think he deserves being run off his feet a little.

petaldancing

You two finally finished working on that game, good job!

I can't wait to start, it looks like so much fun.~ Hopefully lots of other people join too!

Current Mood: giddy

nitidus

If this is an inevitability, then I would prefer either somewhere that is a challenge or somewhere I won't trouble myself with trying to stay alive. Speaking bluntly for a second, I do have enough of that back home.

My only other preference is that I am not alone. Call it sentimental, but I've learned my lessons.

redhandings

You're kidding me with this right? If you are, then I'd suggest you stop- I don't like being yanked around like some meager plaything.

talkaboutme

Alright. It's a suitable choice. Better than I expected, from a chronic failure. I'd rather be showing my talents to the adoring public than rotting in prison for who knows how long.

You just better see it through. I'm giving you my cooperation, god help you if you waste it.

palpitations

Miss Mun,

I'm glad you're letting me speak again. It's been... Mm. And there are several things that need to be considered. I do not like the way that other boy in here treats Brother. And he shouldn't be the only one allowed to talk.

If you send me somewhere, do it soon. Make sure Brother is there too. As long as Brother is there... I'll even accept it if she's there. It's true, isn't it? You've been asked to join some place where they're both there? But if memories are involved, it'll be like then...

Mm, either way. Decide quickly.

— Rolo L.

deadpan_hero

...I suppose it is a bit lonely.

alwaysplaying

You know I'd be up for anything as long as it's fun, mun boy. Shame that I won't be allowed to play with people as I usually do, hm? A little bit of this... or that... never hurt anyone. Hehe.

We'll keep all that behind closed doors from uptight people like you. At least you understand somethings can't be helped. You know that I am the Queen Succubus, after all.

So then. What are you waiting for? Hurry. Hurry. Hurry~

sixthanimorph

You've got to be kidding me. Another game? Again? We both saw how well it worked out the last time. Whatever happened to the whole 'no more big games' thing? So much for that resolution.

Oh, I forgot. I'm supposed to be excited to go somewhere with most of the creeps who screwed me over in the first place. Well, guess what? I'm not. At least smart-mouth Marco and soldier boy Jake aren't there, but I could live without the others too. And if you even think about making me a rat again, I'm putting my foot down. I stopped you from doing that the last time you wanted to and if I have to I'll do it again.

As for the other places... okay, yeah, Kevin's there. That's cool. But what about the rest of it? I like video games, but that doesn't mean I wanna live one. I know it's been a long time since you had me do anything with zombies, but seriously? They're not exactly missed.

Besides, I'm fine right where I am with Dean. Why do I need to go anywhere else?

extraordinarily

Mundane!

That's right, I, the chief of the SOS Brigade — and the chief of your headspace demand a valid explanation! Not only are you shipping me and that idiotic Kyon, you're also doing some weird thread while I'm in Mikuru-chan's body!

What kind of idiot are you? And that so-called boyfriend of yours? He's an idiot too! You should both get penalties for causing a huge emotional distress upon me, upon the brigade, and upon his fake family, too!

Oh, and while I'm here, you better get your butt off and let me talk to the other Kyons - so I can have their opinion on the situation. After all, you did say that I have a "Kyon harem"! And try to enable some other brigade members, too. I'd really like a Mikuru-chan and a Koizumi-kun.

And! If a Kyon doesn't reply in the next thirty seconds, I'm penalizing you for not spreading the word! Got it?

babydolled

We're doing this again? I thought you were done with this, and me.

I don't want to have to fight you too.

hawkethisnthat

Let me get this straight: This place has a disgraced ex-nobleman with a chip on his shoulder, the King and Queen of Ferelden, and Anders.

[She pauses to make sure the mun is fully comprehending this.]

Well, this will be fun. Too bad Varric isn't around to make up salacious stories about me.

heathermason

[Heather for once doesn't really have much to say after that. She's just red in the face and she's fidgeting]

That was... Why did it feel like that?

...

Shut up. I do not have a crush on him! That'd just be stupid! That place is weird enough without... feelings.

therosensaint

M-my heart is beating so fast. I blame you for eating that chocolate. After waiting for so long it finally happened. I'm so happy now. Also he won't have to keep wondering around alone. My home will be his permanent home and a loving family he come back to. [Some tears are coming out now]

Current Mood: touched

servesthelightindarkness

My inner darkness is not something to be unleashed. I see now what the others meant, about how you can be utterly insane.

deathtoscarletrose

Aha, long time no see Mundane~ And here I thought you forgot all about me~ Of course you wouldn't....You can never stay away for long silly girl. Now, how shall I punish you?

revengedriven

And here I thought you had your mind made up on Ellen's kid. [ He shakes his head slightly. ] Gotta say, mun, you've got one of the worst attention spans I've ever seen.

fedorasun

Have patience. It hasn't even been three days since you submitted your application. I know you're eager to amaze people with my skills, but you have to wait for approval.

As for that other thing, it won't happen no matter how much you want it to. It is not the first time I have been separated from my lover, nor will it be the last, I'm sure.

Bianchi can take care of herself.

angelicnocturne

. . .

You have become lax with me despite reading through the books. You should decide between whether or not you wish to keep me active.

zerofucksgiven

Hey, hey! Look, I am quite aware that the end of the world is very serious business. After all, I still have a loooooot of stuff to cross off my bucket list, and there's no way I can do that in a year! See, I am putting on my very serious face. I mean, call me selfish? Hah! Even so, I am way less selfish than those fuckers who want to destroy the world just because they've got, like, issues or something. So there.

bendthekey

I know, I know. Sorry, but I can't help it. Just think about it from my perspective? I actually get to do things and see places and maybe even meet some nice people. It won't be that bad, really. It's like getting to go on holiday or something! I know things will be pretty different wherever I go, but I think I'm ready for it. I won't embarrass you, promise!

It's like Master always used to say: "Life is just a house full of locked doors and you have all the keys. So don't be stupid and unlock the wrong ones, idiot." [She laughs a bit, ears twitching.] I think it's supposed to be encouraging.

[thoughtful pause] ...The "idiot" part was probably just for me, though.

orphism

You miss playing me?

[A small smile.]

I miss you playing me too.

disheartening

Do not even think about making this common knowledge.

I will only warn you once.

sistertwister

Why are you doing this? We both know you can't keep up with me, let alone your fifty other muses running around inside your headspace.

No, "Flash Family Adventures" is not an acceptable answer. Neither is, "Maybe people will know who you are now."

If you keep holding out hope for these supposed family adventures, you're just going to be disappointed. Nobody is going to play Don and I'm pretty sure nobody is going to play Jenni.

... No. No, you are not playing my daughter, my idiot cousin's son, and me.

Also, what the hell is my username?

pinked

Miss Mundane?

You have the whole family up here, isn't that right? It certainly is warm and cozy in this headspace of yours, but you know me, don't you? I'd rather not waste away doing nothing when I could be putting my efforts into resurrecting Master Glen, you know!

Don't shake so much, it's not flattering for a lady such as yourself. Confidence is the key to success.

shine_on_armor

Heh.

Oh, sorry; I didn't notice you gave me some new icons. I was to busy smiling at this.

I don't know how they got that picture, but it's hilarious. Twilight wasn't always a bookworm, huh? I remember dad was so upset, he cried for a whole hour.

What kind of big brother would I be if I didn't share this with you?

jaganshihiko

I told you not to bring me out. I don't like Shishi as much as you and that green human does. You should have brought her out instead. I was perfectly fine in my castle. If you think I'm going to let you put me anywhere else, you're wrong.

not_your_nutmeg

Cute. Really. ...Your arrogance, I mean.

It's been how long since you've even attempted anything with me? And now you think that it will just all come back naturally...sorry to say, I'm not like riding a bike, sister.

axplicitly

You’re funny, thinking you get me at all.

[There’s a light sneer, which is a careful balance of indifference and condescension. Truthfully, she finds this entire affair unsettling. What’s the difference between being a puppet for the Capitol versus dealing with a mun?]

Let me tell you something, stupid. There’s no point in making an effort. No one’s gonna pull my strings anymore, so screw off.

windowed

So why didn't you just leave me alone?

I wanted to die.

I'm not going to be a part of any of your stupid games.

sucksatmath

You brought me here...it's safe, right? That's what you said. [ Sigh ] I guess it doesn't matter, so long as...you have them, right?

[ She stops, a sudden thought popping up. ]

Where is Kana-chan? You know I cannot leave her by herself. She can't take care of herself!

achippedteacup

He's an important part of the story, there's no reason to worry.

It's another plot twist to make the story more exciting, nothing else.

thisboneconnects

( Read more... )

shadedsunlight

Months, mun, months. I won't have proper use of my leg for months because you thought it would be a good idea to throw me at Drusilla. Wonderful.

Don't even start with this is the perfect chance for me to relax and take it easy. You know I get when I can't be active, and see? This is already affecting my ability to sail on the Britannia. Don't think I don't see you smirking over Giles' reaction either.

...Do you think he'd be interested in playing shogi?

doestheickyjobs

I think we're getting just a little too into this! And by we I mean you. Because I don't recall being consulted.

Not that I'm complaining about some of your plans, don't get me wrong. The heart thing? As long as we're not discussing the deal I made, I'm enjoying it! Tons of fun. But let's stick with the happy endings, okay?

... You deciding I died isn't quite as nice.

And if I did? I didn't forget anyone. Once is more than enough.

[ooc note; this is Axel hypothetically aged ten years in-game after a canon point set at his death in KHII. He will have his heart back based on a deal with the Animus, and have died once trying to stop Aqua from committing mayhem during a personality switch event. No KH3D spoilers - anything he's talking about is an in-game development!]

virtualunknown

[Someone's on riffing duty. With his crush. And his mun's just read the sample.]

Oh, stop laughing. It isn't as funny as you think it is.

Why do I keep ending up with swords in my stories?

And I know what you're thinking. No, this will not simplify conversations with her later.

strangerdanger

Aha, I--

Dearest Mundane. Ahem. While I find your efforts to find, uh, my "voice" endearing I, eh, I fail to quite understand... how my voice could belong to anyone else but myself, you see. And how such a thing could have been lost. I seem to speaking quite well, if I do say so myself.

No, no, I do not doubt your competence for the, uh, task at hand. Goodness knows if it is the will of the Lion, it will so be, and if it has happened-- well, it's by his good grace.

I only, as I stated, fail to see how one's being could belong to any other to such a point that it could be so absolutely controlled and confined--

oh. Oh, my friends are there? The good Kings and Queens of those days long passed? Oh, well, if that's the case... ah, I do not think you would assume me selfish for wanting to see them again.

rainbowbrush

Why are you complaining? Stop it! You're the one that decided I'd text with tons of rainbows. It's not my fault you turned out to be right for once! 'Sides, this is fun. I'm not gonna stop just 'cause it makes your eyes hurt!

I just hope we can get people to actually show up at the park so I can show off my awesome abilities~!

maybetomorrow

Look, I don't know what the hell you think you're doing, but don't do me any favors. I don't need your help or your attention.

So just leave me alone, I've got stuff to do alright? Mmorpg characters don't power level themselves, damn it.

delightme

This will end terribly. I do hope you understand that.

Actually, never mind, I'm sure you do, but like most--all--of your kind, you're a sadistic little thing that gives no regard for others when your mirth comes into play.

notaliar

I know, I know you are excited about possibly finding out who my fairy tale counter-part is. You just have to keep calm, and have some patience. Have a glass of water.

koboi

My dear mundane,

Your efforts to ruin my peace of mind have not gone unnoticed. It would be of everyone's best interest if you let me return right now, so I may watch how the trolls tear apart my enemies - after all I had so very much time to think of the most suitable demise for them, so at least I should be granted the joy of seeing them die now. Surely you will find yourself agreeing and perfectly willing to let me leave.

Believe me, the alternatives are not as pleasant, human. Just keep in mind that there is always room for more people on my death list.

Impatiently awaiting your decision,
Opal Koboi, future Queen of the World.

Current Mood: displeased

kissedgoldfrog

You're torn about it, I know. But think about yourself right now: you're in school, you might have a possible internship in the fall that would cut in on your time and the fact that you have other things on your plate right now...how will this even work?

Besides, do you really want me to go back there? I doubt anyone I remember will come back.

...I see that mun.

[Whoops, going back maybe!]

kerzap

'Bout time you got this show on the road. I was startin' to think I'd never get a chance to stretch my legs around here. So, where am I headed?

...You got me all excited and you don't even know what we're gonna be doing? Aw, kid, you're killin' me here! Come on, straighten up! Raise your voice! You'll never get anywhere lookin' that pitiful. Now are you gonna have a plan by the next time we talk?

Damn straight you're gonna have a plan.

silentexe

[ oh. well. it's been a while. he tilts his head in a respectful greeting, rocking a bit on his feet as his hands stay linked behind his back. so, what now? new adventures, people to meet, places to go? plans in mind?

no?

... can he get back to work then? there's things to do, viruses to derezz, a grid to protect -

shoulder slump. he figured as much, but hey, it was worth asking. guess he's hanging in limbo again. ]

tradedvoice

I guess now is your least favourite part. Waiting.....

lainsworth

S-something like that caused you to bring me out?!

W-why... something so embarrassing?! I-- I--

I-I had just woken up, afterall! My mind was hazy with sleep!! I-I didn't even want to touch him!

I-I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING PERVERTED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!

rocked

You know that hearing about the future just makes me want to kill her more, right?

clickreload

You are very excited about this, aren't you? It's something you've been waiting for...

Something I've been waiting for to be honest. You aren't the only one that's happy with this news.

dancingmad

Aaaaaaaaand here's why I'll always be SUPERIOR to that alien-wannabe momma's boy!

This is all the evidence one such as my glorious self needs in stating the obvious! You certainly don't see me wanderin' around the place with my malboro fruit hangin' out, now do you?

See, I have a little bit more TACT than that. Don't you agree, dear friend? ~~If you don't, I'll rip your eyes out through your teeth.~~

Oh? You do agree with me? I thought you would! Kekekeke~!

( ooc: I apologize to all Sephiroths in the room for this. But that pic is too funny to pass up!!!)

ourbitterend

( Cut for Act 1 spoilers. )

And you! What exactly were you trying to pull there earlier? I don't know what got into your kriffing head, but it'd better damn well stay out of there from now on! You've got that nerdy writer; go torture him.

Just keep him away from me. That face... ugh.

pilgrimspeachpuff

I cannot believe you!

I told you not to do this! You know you won't even use me anywhere, the least you could have done was not humiliate me with this name!

Honestly, who's going to take me seriously with the name "Pilgrim's Peach Puff"?????

You are unbelievable.

I think we have issues.

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