caucus race awoke her muse

[lainsworth]

S-something like that caused you to bring me out?!

W-why... something so embarrassing?! I-- I--

I-I had just woken up, afterall! My mind was hazy with sleep!! I-I didn't even want to touch him!

I-I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING PERVERTED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!

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[hisverydear]

What're you yelling off your head about?

[lainsworth]

I-It's nothing you need to worry about, Miss Alice!

[hisverydear]

Why is your face all red?

[lainsworth]

It's merely my Mundane being a pest.

I'm fine, Miss Alice~.

[hisverydear]

If she's being a pest then punish her!

[lainsworth]

[ there's always the fan !! ]

There really isn't a need for that.

[hisverydear]

Then what's so bad?

[No punishment? Have you gone soft, Sharon?]

[lainsworth]

[ only xerxes has gotten the fan !! ]

She's teasing, is all! There's no need to go to measures like punishment, Miss Alice.

[hisverydear]

[Your love-hate-love-love-fan relationship with Xerxes is amusing, kinda-sister]

But what made you so red-faced? You looked like a tomato before I've eaten it!

[lainsworth]

[ and she turns red again ]

She was teasing, and that's why, I suppose.

[hisverydear]

But what was she teasing? [curious Alice really wants to know]

[lainsworth]

[ EVEN MORE RED ]

I-it's nothing to worry about! It's in the past now, isn't that right?

[hisverydear]

Nope. Tell me!

[lainsworth]

[ no alice i'll tell u when you're older ]

I-It was nothing!

[redeyedslasher]

Touch who~?

1/2

[lainsworth]

[ LONG STARE PISSES HERSELF CRYING ]

X-XERXES-NII!

2/2

[lainsworth]

It's nobody, really. ♥

[redeyedslasher]

[He can smell something fishy here so nope not letting it go]

Nobody? Then why are you all flustered~? It is unladylike to lie~

[lainsworth]

It's not a lie.~ You see, my Mundane was simply teasing me in regards to rather trivial matters. It is of no importance who we were talking about, Break.

[ TRIES TO KEEP COOL and avoids LOOKING AT HIS EYELASHES !! ]

[redeyedslasher]

My my. I do wonder what she could tease you with. I must be getting rusty if a mundane is able to affect you so much. You, the closet child connoiseur. After that I would think nothing could embarass you to this degree~

[If no fan to the face then he'll know it's gooood]

[lainsworth]

[ no break she's getting worked up because her mun is teasing her ABOUT YOU ]

I'm no child connoisseur, Break! [ where is her fan even B( . she pauses for a moment before becoming flustered and stuttering . ]

I-It's none of your business what is flustering me! It's not a-- a big deal, regardless! [ no she just wanted to touch your eyelashes ... ]

[redeyedslasher]

[Oh if he knew that, oh so much teasing coming her way if he knew that~]

[Going to just laugh at her denial but not counter it. It's just his perfect tease for her but it seems there's something even better. HE MUST HAVE IT!]

If it wasn't a big deal your voice wouldn't be quaking with such emotion. That and your face wouldn't be as red as a tomato.

[Leaning closer, giving you a front row seat to those lashes you wanted to touch.]

[lainsworth]

[ oh god she's trying so hard not to look at those damned lashes GOSH THEY'RE SO LONG AND PRETTY no sharon stop !! she'll just jerk backwards and turn even more red . ]

If I'm telling you it wasn't a big deal, Xerxes Break, then it wasn't a big deal! Learn to listen to things when I first tell you!

[ she's near screeching now oh god ]

Y-you utter fool!

[redeyedslasher]

[Okay that's really odd. She was looking him straight in the eye as far as he's concerned.]

[The higher tone of voice was surprising though. He usually hears that when he does something far too out of line.]

It is a big deal if you are acting so unlike yourself.

[Getting a little serious here.]

[lainsworth]

[ and she wheezes , clearing her throat promptly . what is she supposed to tell him ? it's obvious now he's become a little less playful -- but she can't go and tell him she watches him while he sleeps. ]

It...It really is nothing, Break. You would be better off not worrying about it, especially if I'm telling you that it's okay.

[redeyedslasher]

[And he sighs defeated. Seems he'll have to find the answer to this in another way...maybe stalking the conversation with Alice above~]

I can't exactly help it now can I?

[lainsworth]

[ she looks away and huffs !! ]

It was about time you gave up.

[redeyedslasher]

I just thought you trusted me more.

[PLAYING THE HURT CARD]

[lainsworth]

[ WOW YOU BIG BABY now she's gonna break if you do that !! ]

I do trust you, Break. You know that very well. [ she just can't tell you she's a night stalker B( ]

[redeyedslasher]

[Only when it suits his needs~ He's a manipulative bastard who knows what buttons to push, remember? ]

I believe I do. And yet it seems it's still not enough. Perhaps I should work harder on that.

[yes make the one eyed almost blind old man work harder.]

[lainsworth]

[ B( you're still being a butt !! ]

I have my... reasons for not telling you, Break. You could at least respect that.

[ pulling the RESPECT ME PLOX XOXOX card here . ]

[redeyedslasher]

[He hears that often. Never stopped him before.]

[If it were any one else pulling that card, he'd cut it to ribbons with his sword of "i don't care" but since this is Sharon...]

Very well. If you wish to keep it to yourself...

[He will find out dangit. SOMEHOW!]

[lainsworth]

[ if she tells him he'd just call her a pervert !! and goodness knows how flustered she gets !! ick ick ick nooo that's no good at all !! ]

I very well do wish to keep it to myself~. [ hum hummm . and she's very well thinking she's gotten her way !! ]

[notaclown]

Ah, milady. I see you've let your imagination run off again.

[lainsworth]

[ jahfkjhafa no why him of all people !! she clears her throat and turns to him , voice as smooth as can be . ]

Break. [ just act normal. ]

[notaclown]

[ He has a habit of ruining people's day. ]

Is everything okay? You seem rather flushed.

[lainsworth]

I'm perfectly fine, actually.

My mundane decided it would be amusing to tease me, is all.~

[notaclown]

And you didn't beat them for it. I'm surprised.

[ He may be teasing her just a touch too. He can't help it. ]

[lainsworth]

[ you and oz are the only ones that get the fan treatment . ♥ hearts; . ]

You're the only one deserving of the lashes from my fan, Break.

[notaclown]

[ That's hardly fair. ;; ]

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