yeah she mad again. canon is firestarter

[charring]

I don't care that my death is going to be based on one of your favorite Shakespeare characters.

I'm still fucking dying!

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[socoolbrewster]

I gonna fucking kill the bastard.

[No you're not, Ed. But if it helps you feel better to think you will...]

[charring]

My mun even set it up that I have zero chance to set someone on fire. [God, her life in the City sucks. Mostly. She has Ed and Ed being defensive and hyper-protective is one of her favorite things.]

[socoolbrewster]

Seriously? What the fuck. That bitch. That's just...sadistic.

[Come to him, McGee. He will latch on and NEVER LET YOU GO EVER. Because apparently bad things happen when he leaves you to your own devices.]

[charring]

[Happily. There is a Charlie in your arms, Ed. She's fine with being latched onto.]

This really sucks. I'm seconds from talking to Liz about letting you move in. Not that I think she'd go for it.

[socoolbrewster]

[So much latching. Seriously. He may be trying to break her ribs, but that's only accidental.]

That's okay, pretty sure it wouldn't work anyway.

[He'd just spend half his waking hours trying to creep her out, in all likelihood. For fun.]

[charring]

[Ed. She likes breathing and you like when she is breathing what are you doing? She bends her back slightly, trying to get his arms to relax some.]

It was worth a thought.

[Also? Icon very relevant to Ed's interests right now.]

[socoolbrewster]

[...Right. Breathing. He eases up, just enough so there aren't any problems with that whole breathing thing, but his hold's still pretty secure, fingers pressing into the skin, almost like he's clinging, and he is so very receptive to that relevant icon.]

Probably for the best anyway; he doesn't know where you live, right?

[Three guesses who he's asking about.]

[charring]

I hope not. [She's resting her head on his shoulder, her hands holding tight to the back of his shirt as if it's going to change what's been plotted.] Why is it, when things get settled for us, something awful happens?

[socoolbrewster]

[Nuzzle nuzzle.]

Because our muns are evil bitches who enjoy screwing us over?

...I'm serious though. Guy's a dead man.

[charring]

I agree with mine when she says we need a vacation of some kind. [Just gonna...stand here and enjoy the nuzzling with a sigh.]

So you know, I expect a lot of that when I come back. And if you find out who did it, go for it. Do whatever you want to them. I really have no reason to stop you.

[socoolbrewster]

What, vacationing? We could always just quarantine ourselves for a couple weeks.

And I wasn't asking for your permission, but...thanks.

[charring]

That works, too. And I wasn't giving permission. I was just saying I was all for it.