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Look, I don't know what the hell you think you're doing, but don't do me any favors. I don't need your help or your attention.

So just leave me alone, I've got stuff to do alright? Mmorpg characters don't power level themselves, damn it.

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Well, mundanes don’t like leaving their muses alone. It’s like playing a really good MMO without the hassle of grinding.

Goody for them. All this screwing around doesn't put cash in my pocket though so I don't care.

That's why you get a job!

That is my job.

Then get a new one.

Maybe I don't want to.

[Not to mention there aren't a whole lot of jobs she can do.]

Tough luck, then.

Yeah, whatever.

[Grumpy forever, Mollie does what she wants. Gosh.]

F-Y-I, you'd be way better off trying to paddle a canoe with a spoon than telling your mun to leave you alone.

F-Y-I? Yellow on a red-head looks stupid. Fire your costume designer. Who're you supposed to be Ketchup and Mustard lad?

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[Wow he designed this costume himself!!!! Maybe! Uh...] No, and I've never heard any complaints before, thank you very much!

Most people are too nice to say it to your face.

[Implication? She's not one of them.]

Check the message boards, bet there's a ton of threads dedicated to "Ketchup and Mustard Lad needs a new costume" and "Ketchup and Mustard lad looks really sickly in that yellow doesn't he? OMG"

Design basics. You don't put a red-head in mustard yellow or pink. Ever. Everyone knows that.

Yeah, well... I am rubber and you are glue.

[The greatest comeback in history!!!]

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And quit calling me Ketchup and Mustard Lad.

...I'm so not sickly either.

[....Did he really just say that?]

[He really just said that.]

Seriously?! How old are you? Five?!

Give me one reason why I shouldn't, Ketchup and Mustard Lad.

[All the smirking. All of it.]

I said you'd look sickly, not that you're actually sick. Learn to read.

[Wow why does everyone always ask him that? Does he actually look like a toddler to you guys? Rude, so very rude.]

Five and a half, actually.

And it's Kid Flash! Not Ketchup and Mustard Lad. [Hmmmmph.]

You learn to read.

Ooooh snappy comeback. Did you go to school for that or do you just suck at it naturally?

Kid... Flash? Fire whoever gave you a codename while you're at it.

Stick with Ketchup and Mustard Lad. At least that doesn't make me think of your scrawny, freckled ass running around naked waiting to get tazered by the cops for indecent exposure.

...there's nothing wrong with Kid Flash.

[So close to pouting right now.]

[Wow his ass is not scrawny either, excuse you.

Freckly is probably accurate though.]

Don't think about it being all like Creepy McCreeperson then.

It's a dumb name.

[And his ass is totally scrawny. ~~Then again she thinks most people are scrawny okay.~~]

Trust me. Your scrawny ass is the last thing I want to be thinking about.

[Someone pass her the brain bleach? Pretty please?]

[WHATEVER WHATEVER, Wally is sexy and he knows it.]

Well, good. I don't want you to think about it anyway.

Edited 2012-04-03 03:21 (UTC)

And I'm not changing my TOTALLY AWESOME superhero ID now.

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So there.

[Puh-lease, he's got red hair. Where is the sexy factor? There's a reason Ron was the not-hot one.]

Sure whatever. Don't say I didn't warn you kid.

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And don't come qq'ing to me when you find out I'm right.

[But who got the girl in the end? Hmm?]

I won't, because you're actually wrong.

[Good thing she doesn't want the girl, huh?]

You'll see.

[Smug smirk is a go.]

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Oh noes what do we do. ;A;