skyofdiamonds maybe idek

[delightme]

This will end terribly. I do hope you understand that.

Actually, never mind, I'm sure you do, but like most--all--of your kind, you're a sadistic little thing that gives no regard for others when your mirth comes into play.

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/SO LATE

[trickntreats]

Don't be such a party-pooper, bro. I'm sure there's plenty we'll be able to get up to.

LOL I FORGOT THIS WAS EVEN HERE

[delightme]

There's plenty you'll drag me into, you mean.

WELL NOW YOU REMEMBER i don't actually come here often myself, ngl xD

[trickntreats]

Why not? That's what little brothers are for. That way I can cast the blame on someone if we get caught.

well then i just feel so special

[delightme]

You're such a stand-up role model for all your little brothers and sisters, Gabriel, really. It's heart-warming.

so you should! /shot

[trickntreats]

I do my best, Balthy, I do my best! Especially since our older siblings are such good examples themselves.

/BASKS IN YOUR PRESENCE

[delightme]

I'm positive they drove me to drinking. I'm also positive you will drive me to destroying my vessel's liver.

/glows

[trickntreats]

After two thousand years I can safely say that's not possible.

... Probably.

[delightme]

I feel like we should start a betting pool.

[trickntreats]

I'm in! But are you sure you want to gamble with me?

[delightme]

What have I to lose against you? Little to nothing.

[trickntreats]

Why don't with start with your dignity and work our way down the list?

[delightme]

That would take ages. Besides, you're one to speak of dignity.

[trickntreats]

The challenge is half the fun. And I'm the best person to talk about dignity.

[delightme]

Says the angel who made a sextape. [dvd, whatever]

[trickntreats]

Oh, you saw that, did you? It was a good one. And you just made my point for me; I'm the best person to talk about dignity because I know all about losing it!

[delightme]

God no, I didn't see it. I just know of its existence. And that is the most terrible point ever made.

[trickntreats]

I can send it along if you want. That, or another tape that doesn't have me in it. Besides, who says you can't be dignified during a sex-tape?

[delightme]

Anyone who puts themselves on video saying those utterly ridiculous lines pornography is known for is undignified in my book.

Plus, it's much more fun to do than watch. I think that we can agree on.

[trickntreats]

Well, well. I'll have to put you in my advanced 'corrupt younger brothers' class instead of the beginner's. Balthazar, I'm so proud.

[delightme]

I'm so happy to make you proud with all of my decadent sinning, Gabriel.

[trickntreats]

And we all know that making our big bros happy is what being an angel is all about.

[delightme]

Of course. It's why I made off with all of Heaven's weapons; a final "up-yours" to our darling brother, Raphael.

[trickntreats]

Hey, that makes me happy! Or would have. If I'd been alive.

[delightme]

That was such a shame. You were the only one who knew how to have any fun. [Even if sometimes that fun got on Balthazar's nerves.]

If it makes you feel any better, Castiel killed me. Which I think is a mite bit worse than Lucifer killing you, since Lucy was a giant dick, anyway.

[trickntreats]

Sucks, don't it?

I heard about that. If our darling little brother hadn't gotten himself chewed up by Leviathans I'd have smote him myself for being such an idiot.

[delightme]

I think he thoroughly got what he deserved already. [BITTER? NO. OF COURSE NOT]

[trickntreats]

I'm still debating whether or not he actually managed to top Luci in terms of sheer dickery. If he did, Rafe's not far behind. He would've opened Purgatory for sure if he'd gotten there first. And he probably wouldn't have been apologetic over it.

[delightme]

I absolutely shudder over the thought of Raphael with anymore of a complex than he already has.

I thought being completely certifiable was only reserved for Father's oldest, but somehow, Cassie was infected with it, too. Next thing I know, you'll have caught it, as well.

[trickntreats]

Is that possible?

Well, Cassy did get too big for his wings, and apparently it's contagious. I'm just lucky I left early enough to escape it!

... Or, well, got killed before I got the chance to work up to it. That was a pain.