it's an end of the world musebox and she feels fine

[zerofucksgiven]

Hey, hey! Look, I am quite aware that the end of the world is very serious business. After all, I still have a loooooot of stuff to cross off my bucket list, and there's no way I can do that in a year! See, I am putting on my very serious face. I mean, call me selfish? Hah! Even so, I am way less selfish than those fuckers who want to destroy the world just because they've got, like, issues or something. So there.

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[mybrainisfulloffuck]

Iiiiiii ... am Jack's utter lack of surprise.

Hullo boss.

[zerofucksgiven]

Hey, 'sup, weirdo.

[...it's a term of endearment.]

I don't think I'm anyone's boss, though. Although I could do a hell of a job if they'd just let me be Kamui, but I guess that spot's already taken?

[mybrainisfulloffuck]

Don't trouble yourself about it, it's only a term of endearment.

Aaand, unfortunately for you, boss, I'm afraid you'll never be Kamui. I'm sure you'll do fine in your duties anyway, though, won't you?

[zerofucksgiven]

Oh, right, I forgot you see the future or something. Doesn't that get pretty boring? That's cool anyway, though; I mean, I'm not really the kind of person to give orders. Or, like, take them, but that's neither here nor there.

[mybrainisfulloffuck]

Heh. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. You've never met me and I've never met you, isn't that right? You've no inkling of the sights I've seen. We could pave roads with all that blood, all that death.

I hope you're prepared, boss. I know I am, of course, but I've had to be. Because I daresay Someone's going to have fun with you.

[zerofucksgiven]

Fill the rivers with blood, build my roof of bones... sounds a little like a song. I might be able to use that. I'll give you a credit if it goes on the next album. But if anyone's gonna have fun with me, it sure as hell better be the good kind of fun and not the headsplodey kind of fun that the writers like.

Aw, hell, it's going to be headsplodey, innit. I mean, the power I got is basically a walking target on my back. I wonder if I couldn't negotiate for a trip to the beach instead?

[mybrainisfulloffuck]

Be careful what you wish for.

:)

[zerofucksgiven]

Wishing is for losers. I just do what I want.

[toofarisnextspring]

Selfish is as selfish does, and I suppose that we will have to agree to disagree.