[Oh God - now that I've let him out he won't shut up]

[nineminuteslost]

Hey. Mun lady. Let's talk.

One - why do you have so many guys in your head? Seriously - you need some women in this place because just a bunch of guys, standing around and looking at each other, is boring.

Two - you're already working on filling out this application and you haven't even finished re-watching Season One let alone Two and Three. Cart? Horse?

Three - thank you for making me some decent icons. However - let's talk about the keywords you came up with. Yeah, THAT one. I know how to use a gun, thank you very much!

Four - the place you're apping me is called 'Drama Drama Duck' and yet there are very few ducks. Explain this to me.

Five - Tinkerbell. No. Just. No.

Six - I want a paid account. If Snape and Lewis can have one then why can't I?

I think that covers everything.

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[brutalcartography]

[ Don't mind the fellow agent peeking over by the side. ] There? Over there-- we are all ducks.

[nineminuteslost]

Huh?

[hippie_hacker]

.....[Sighs]

I told him not to mention Tinkerbell.

[nineminuteslost]

You know about this?

[hippie_hacker]

....maybe....

[nineminuteslost]

Spill it.

[hippie_hacker]

....

[Sighs]

Crocker is obsessed with fairies. He's all about bringing them out into the open and wanting to prove that magic is real. His determination and his search for the "truth" reminded me of your determination and search for the "truth."

The two of you just handle things differently. I think his fairies are different from those we are know about. But then...every world has their own version of them.

The community acts as a common meeting ground for various worlds and different time lines. People can come from the same world...but different times. World hops allow us to travel to the worlds and meet and interact with the other people. You will find all sorts of various, eccentric people.

On top of this you get to deal with little viruses that the community likes to spring on you!

[6collegecredits]

Tinkerbell is totally awesome, though!

[nineminuteslost]

...right.

[6collegecredits]

She is! I mean, she's totally hooking me up with so pixie dust. How awesome is that?

[nineminuteslost]

Oh, I bet she is.

[6collegecredits]

I don't think I like your tone, there.

I'm sorry. He's a jerk. :|

[jaganshihiko]

You humans. Don't you ever do anything except whine about how everything isn't fair?

Don't worry - so is Mulder in many ways

[nineminuteslost]

Yes, we also sleep, eat, and defecate. Anything else you want to know?

Oh I know. He was my favorite part of the X-Files. :D

[jaganshihiko]

Useless babies. You don't even live long enough to matter.

[nineminuteslost]

I'll take that as a 'no'.

[jaganshihiko]

I know all I need to know about your species. You no longer disgust me, it's true. But you're still not very bright. If you want your mun to do something, force her.

[nineminuteslost]

I already have - I forced her to let me out. Aside from that, I'm not too concerned with whether or not she listens to what I say. I'm here, in her head, and she's already admitted that I'm not going anywhere now. She has to deal with me after keeping me silent for nearly ten years.

[jaganshihiko]

And what are you going to do to her? Continuously make endless numbered lists of demands?

[nineminuteslost]

Maybe. Depends on what kind of mood I'm in at the time.

[drjackal]

That's quite a demanding list you have there.

[nineminuteslost]

Well, she's had me cooped up in this place for years so I've had plenty of time to work on it. This is the first time she's ever let me talk.

[drjackal]

Tch, what a shame. Aside from the pixie dust how much have you learned about our little community?

[nineminuteslost]

She says she regrets letting me out but I can tell she's lying. My fandom was the first one she wrote any fan fiction for. My show was the first TV show she obsessed over - was a member of the official fan club and everything. I guess you could say I was the first muse to occupy her headspace. She just never bothered to let me out before aside from fan fiction.

Not a whole helluva lot. I know you eavesdrop on each other at the whim of the community and there are ways to 'world hop'. I know Langly is there and doesn't seem too upset by it.

You got a name?

[drjackal]

The name's Akabane Kuroudou.

I find that the community can be entertaining, especially with the various people it chooses to bring in. Then there are the viruses.

[crackpotcrocker]

SHE'S REAL! REAL I SAY! AND THERE ARE OTHER FAIRIES ON THERE AS WELL! FAIRIES!

[nineminuteslost]

[....]

And you're a friend of Langly's - I should be more surprised.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Maniacal laughter. Till he finally runs out of breath]

Actually, he's more like brother I never had.

[hippie_hacker]

...........

...............

.............................

Don't make me come over there and to knock you out.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Maniacal laughter]