If he could, Eridan would probably hopesplode my vital organs

[caligulas_aquarium]

youre a fuckin prick you knoww that
i actually cant evven put the sheer amount a disdain an loathin i havve for you into wwords
yes ivve complained i fuckin hated that place YES i evven said if i could get out a there an leavve all those bastards behind i wwould but you knoww wwhat you a all people should a fuckin knowwn i wwasnt serious
do you realize i had FRIENDS
people wwho liked me an wwere wwillin to put up wwith me no matter wwhat i did or said just
i cant believve this
wwas this some kind a backhanded plan you had all along invvolvvin takin me to a place i really liked lettin me get comfortable then pullin me from it to dump me in some godforsaken hellhole to piss me off
cause if so wwell fuckin done you did it are you proud a yourself
i dont evven like that other place an this time im bein fuckin genuine here
evveryone fuckin sucks an quite frankly im halfwway tempted to just tell the empress evverythin an wwatch her havve the others culled i couldnt givve a fuck
it could only be wworse if youd brought me there wwith memories from paradisa that i appreciate but it hardly makes up for all the shit youre puttin me through
so one big fuck you right at you mun
if i evver make my wway passed this fourth wwall youre fuckin dead mark my wwords

Comments

[biipolareye2]

Friiend2?
holy 2hiit did you eat gz'2 sopor slime?

[caligulas_aquarium]

dont evven fuckin start just cause you guys didnt like me doesnt mean noone evver could
the wwhole experience wwas fuckin proof a that

[biipolareye2]

Ok, tell me what part of that made any fuckiing 2en2e.
Who would even liike you?
you're a fii2hy douche.

[caligulas_aquarium]

for your information lots a people did okay
besides if wwere pointin out howw unlikeable certain trolls are SOL i dont see howw anyone could like a moody piece a shit like you wwho does nothin but fuck around wwith his computers an wwhatevver the fuck else it is you do
youre a wwaste a evveryones time

[biipolareye2]

at lea2t my p2iioniic2 are far 2uperior than your 2tupid a22 2ciience.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwoww really
you havve the fuckin gall to say that
you wwanna repeat a wwhat happened in the vveil cause if so im more than wwillin to throww dowwn right here right noww
an this time ill fuckin finish the job

[biipolareye2]

briing iit on!!
ii've been wantiing two teach your stupiid a22 a le22on for a LONG TIIME.

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Wow They Really Do Always Take Us Out Of The Comfortable Places Dont They
I Mean At Least Where Im Getting Dropped Ill Get To Have A Dreambubble With Some Of My Friends Forged There Afterwards
But You
Im Just So Sorry To Hear That

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Eridan pounces on the potential sympathy faster than Nepeta has ever pounced Equius.]

thanks kan i really appreciate it i mean i just dont fuckin get wwhy you knoww
its not exactly easy for me to find people wwho arent massive pricks wwho arent fuckin impossible to get along wwith an that place had a lot a potential in that area an then once im finally gettin a little settled in im gone just like that
i guess the wworst part is i wwas still bein a jerk to a lot a the people i kinda maybe sort a thought wwere okay an wwouldnt a minded bein friends wwith
an noww i guess ill be gone an theyll just think i didnt appreciate the fact they put up wwith me but

it fuckin sucks kan
wwhat did i evven do to deservve this kind a shit
uh you knoww aside the obvvious reasons

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah I Mean
Not That You Didnt Do Anything
But This Definitely Isnt What The Appropriate Punishment For That Is
At All
And Im Kind Of A Self Appointed Expert On Appropriate Punishment Obviously

Its Really Just Sadistic Though That You Cant Even Say Goodbye
Thats How They Design Their Games
So We Can Come And Go As They Will Not How We Would
Its Really Not Fair

[caligulas_aquarium]

exactly i mean you knoww i evven wwent there after the wwhole chainsaww incident
so if you ask me i already made up for all that considerin the wwhole dyin thing so this wwas really just unnecessary on top a that
youd almost think my muns just rpin someone he hates to make me suffer wwith his constant shenanigans
gets me pissed off just thinkin about it

so wwhat did the same happen to you
you sound pretty bitter at the wwhole thing

[speakveryclearly]

Deserving Punishment Is One Thing But Psychological Torture Is Definitely Another

Yeah Something Like It Is Going On
You Could Almost Say Ive Become




Jaded

[caligulas_aquarium]

kan

[Just...staring.

No.]

[speakveryclearly]

Did You Really Expect Me To Say Anything Else

[caligulas_aquarium]

kan the last thing i expected from you wwas any kind a attempt at humor
at all
an that wwas really fuckin poor

[speakveryclearly]

Well You Just
Kind Of Set That One Up
Im Sorry

[caligulas_aquarium]

no its fine ivve come to terms wwith the fact youre not that great at bein funny
maybe you should just stick wwith wwhatevver you do best
wwhat wwas it clothes or somethin or auspisticin
or [CUTTING HIM IN HALF no he's not going to say that.]
other stuff
just not jokes

[speakveryclearly]

[THANK YOU, you know how Kan hates being reminded of that--]

Clothes Or Something
Yeah
Ive Kind Of Come To Terms With Not Having The Greatest Luck In The Ashen Quadrant

[tipsygnostalgia]

*roxy is only here to gloat*

[caligulas_aquarium]

okay point provven
fuck off

[tipsygnostalgia]

so am i understanding this correctly
that u wnted to leave and get out of that place
then you actually do get to laeve
and now you are...
UPSET about it?

[caligulas_aquarium]

no just okay yeah MAYBE things wwere said along the lines a man i hate this place an wwant to go
but i wwasnt serious im fuckin dead not bein there means im goin back to bein dead an gone
plus like i said i had friends there it wwas fuckin great compared to not bein there
so i guess
it wwas more along the lines a i took the place for granted an i only knoww that noww cause im gone

[tipsygnostalgia]

that sucks
and btw i am being sincere here even thoguh i dont expect you to believie that
*believe
it could be worse at least if youre switching places you arent taking the memories w you
aaaand i guess
the lesson leaned
*learned
is careful waht you wish for?

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i guess
but that means thats it doesnt it
all the experiences an the memories theyre just gone like they nevver evven happened
outside a this post then thatll be done i wwont evven remember any a em existed
in time theyll either leavve an forget or just stop thinkin about it too
an thatll be that
kind a makes me wwonder wwhat the point in all a it wwas in the first place

[tipsygnostalgia]

it does
but u have the opportunaity to make new ones in the new place
that perhaps may turn out better
dont u think?

[caligulas_aquarium]

doubt it
ivve been there for a feww months already an i cannot fuckin stand anyone there
plus roomin wwith sol an eq is fuckin torture theyre the most difficult hivvemates anyone could evver havve
i could go on about howw bad it is really i could

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh u have to live with sollux
haha wow
i guess its not the same one i know but still
i dont liek tha guy at all hes a dick
i was gonna throw back that line at u from before

look at the bright side
im still here

but i wont because i actually feel a little sorry for u now

[memory_of_fire]

Hey don't worry about it kid. You'll make some friend at Exsilium. I'm headed there if everything pans out.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhoop de fuckin doo
thats such a comfort to me
oh wwait wwhy the fuck wwould i care about that OR you showwin up
besides wwhich trust me i wwont theyre a bunch a pricks in exsilium
its just the vveil all ovver again

[memory_of_fire]

And if you're like this all the time they'll be adding to their collection of pricks when you get into Exsilium.

[Sorry Eridan, no patience is going to given.]

[t34l_just1c3]

STOP B31NG SUCH 4 WH1N3R >:P

[caligulas_aquarium]

im not wwhinin ter alright
fuck you an anywway wwhat did you just come here to annoy the fuck out a me cause if so mission accomplished you can fuck off noww

[t34l_just1c3]

W3LL 1 W4S CUR1OUS TO S33 WH4T YOU W3R3 ON 4BOUT
BUT NOW 1 D3C1D3D TH4T 1 NO LONG3R C4R3 >:/

[caligulas_aquarium]

as fuckin if thats the biggest load i evver did hear
i highly doubt youd any intention other than just comin here to complain about howw im wwhinin or wwhatevver
wwhich im not
it wwas fuckin futile in the first place pyrope stop wwastin both our times

[t34l_just1c3]

FOR ONC3 YOUV3 GOT 4 GOOD ID34 M1ST3R 4MPOR4
TH1S 1S 4 W4ST3 OF T1M3 >:/
4ND 1 TH1NK MY TH1NKP4N 1S G3TT1NG F1SHY JUST BY T4LK1NG TO YOU

[punk_cute]

You know what. I'm gonna really agree with you on that one. Your mun sucks.

But you still do have friends. I'll. Dammit! Hell if I know how but I'll track you down or something! I'll bug the mun until he caves.

But in the meantime you'd better not get people killed, even if they aren't your friends. Got it? That ain't a good idea at all.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Oh wow even if it is just a one time thing here he's so happy to see Kanji. You have no idea.]

kanj
seriously i honestly dont noone there is actually in any wway agreeable
theyre just all condemnin me for shit that happened before wwe got there an ivve no reason to keep tryin to play nice wwith these bastards anymore
kinda
just wwhy should i bother if theyre not goin to bother you knoww

[punk_cute]

Like I care? I don't abandon my friends, dammit! I'll find a way to get where you are.

And, if things are that bad, you don't have to play nice, but don't do anything that'll make it impossible for you to make other friends, man. People pay attention to how you treat people, you know.

And I hate it, but most of 'em judge without looking far past the surface. So don't go sinkin' your chances before I get there, okay? Promise me.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < *ac is simply purrplexed as to why your mun pulled you from purradisa*
:33 < *actually its more her mun that is curious but she is making me ask*

[payback]

That's just the way things go sometimes. On the other hand, now that rules have changed over there, if circumstances are ever different you could at least come back with your memories.

Anyway if you managed to dig a place for yourself in the castle I'm sure you'll manage in whatever other place you end up.