dear_mun | EEEEEEEEEH

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EEEEEEEEEH

I cannot believe you!

I told you not to do this! You know you won't even use me anywhere, the least you could have done was not humiliate me with this name!

Honestly, who's going to take me seriously with the name "Pilgrim's Peach Puff"?????

You are unbelievable.

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They're quite fond of humiliating names for our journals. Or uncomfortable ones at the very least.

...If you don't mind my asking, sir, what's so bad about yours?

And yet I don't think any of the others in her head have embarrassing names.

...It's one of the code-names the Reds used for me when they put a hit out on me. And it makes me sound like a chubby religious nut!

No? Have you asked them?

...Mine is referring to the two shots I took to the head. "Reds"? You mean the Communists?

They'd been long-established before she decided to bring me here, but I remember when they were made. Most were pretty n-or--mal.......

[...D8...] Ow.

Yeah, them.

[Awkward pause goes here.] ...It didn't hurt. But I'm alive. That's what matters.

Sir, I think they're all gone. At least where I'm from, they are. Maybe it's different with your neck of the woods.

...You're lucky. Most people don't make it through just one.

Pffthah! They took potshots at me just last week. They're still around enough.

Mmn. Two to the head and a shallow grave in the Mojave. I'm more fortunate than most.

Oh. ...Why were they shooting at you?

You're tellin' me! I get a bullet in the shoulder and it almost kills me! [He at least has enough tact not to ask her for all the gorey details.]

It's...kind of our jobs. They shoot at me, I shoot at them.

Technically I shouldn't even be talking about it here, but...Mun assures me there's little danger of loose-lips-sinking-ships in this place.

They never do listen about the names, do they?

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm the first she's done this to!

Ohh, I gotcha, yeah, this one's like that, I'm definitely not the only one.

Eh heh...This one doesn't have the wit for that. She's tried.

Half the time hers aren't wit so much as 'YOU'RE A KITTY!' levels of stating the obvious.

And when I say 'half' I mean 'nine out of ten', I'm pretty terrible at fractions.

[Ok, you get a laugh out of him for that.]

A kitty???

Don't worry. I never pay any attention to the math, anyway.

http://xkcd.com/231/ Handy little graph to explain.

I mean there's me, and BishopOfTheMaze who's a kid who likes chess and designs mazes and ImInPlainSight he kind of goes invisible from time to time, and Captain Bonney who she's got named FoughtLikeAMan and Captain fury with a name of GotMyEyeOnYou.

So, yeah, 'you're a kitty' levels of obvious.

[He tries not to laugh at the little graph, but fails miserably. At least he manages to choke it down to just a snort before swallowing it back down.] I see. I wonder if the person who created that ever met Amanda King.

[And he smirks at that all over again.] Well, at least they make some semblance of sense to the average Mun?

Wouldn't even be able to guess [a rolling shrug]

Might be what she's going for, I'm not sure, really, sometimes it's hard to tell with her.

But where would the fun be if everyone ever listened?

Well, at least your name wasn't chosen just to make a bad pun.

[smiles] It's good to see you again, though, Lee. Even if it's not the same you.

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EEEEEEEEEH

kdhskbfhdsdhr LEE <33333

Can you guess who got the DVD from netflix? 8D

Holy crap. JEALOUS. Aaw, lookit bb!Bruce. :)

I KNOOOW, he's so adorkable! I really need to buy these. 8|

But who would carry the show? It's obscure! ):

They actually released them on DVD in 2011. ^_^

...brb, plotting shopping spree. :D

Heeee, yes, DO EET!

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AAHAHAHAHA! PFFT! GPOY!

XKCD is about 1/2 GPOY and 1/2 hipsterisms of various levels. Sometimes both!

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