On the nearly completed app for mayfield_rpg

[redhandings]

You're kidding me with this right? If you are, then I'd suggest you stop- I don't like being yanked around like some meager plaything.

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[drowning_dog]

[Tsk.] But you are a plaything. Meager or not, I can't say, but come on.

[redhandings]

[Eyeroll.] Well then, some lessons are going to have to get taught aren't they?

[drowning_dog]

[Scoots a little, amused.] Mm, and I guess you're gonna have to teach them, right? So authoritative.

[boostedfailure]

I think you need an icon with the laser sword to back up that threat against your Mun. I generally need something with an explosion when I'm threatening mine.

[redhandings]

Laser sword? [Oh you mean this?] I think you need to learn the correct terminology.

And it wasn't a threat, it was nothing more than a casual warning.

[boostedfailure]

I dunno, it looks like a sword made out of laser... That and calling it that really bugs the heck out of my geeky best buddy.

[redhandings]

[Dryly.] I feel bad for your friend.

[boostedfailure]

I wouldn't. I get the same grief back. But really, light saber, laser sword, beam blade. I've seen lots of those things with lots of names.

[redhandings]

Some people actually take the time to learn the differences, but... then again, some just don't have the mental capacity.

[boostedfailure]

EXACTLY! Some of us are stupid.

OMG IS THAT PB WHO I THINK IT IS?! You realize that Kaylee Frye is Luke's girlfriend in Mayfield...

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Don't worry. You get used to it after a while.

I've been fighting with the resistance and I think we have a real chance of finding a way out.

[Young!Luke is oblivious and has no idea who this is.]

OMFG I DID NOT KNOW THAT! THIS MAKES THINGS SO MUCH BETTER!!!

[redhandings]

[A knowing look.] I'm not even surprised that you are, Farmboy.

[Wait, double take.]

...

[Yeah, she doesn't know what to say.]

"Well well, MarYoSafBridge..."

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[For a moment he doesn't think twice about the nickname... until he remembers that it's coming from a stranger.]

Wait-... sorry, have we met?

((I also play Mal in Mayfield. When he finds out who's claiming to be married to the guy his Little Kaylee is dating... omg this is so beautiful, I can't. "WHO IN THE DAMN 'VERSE AIN'T YOU MARRIED TO, WOMAN?!"))

;)

[redhandings]

[She crosses her arms, momentairly forgetting the fact that this Luke looks far too young to be her husband.]

That's rich. So I guess those vows we took didn't mean anything at all to you then?

((:D This is going to be beautiful!))

[last_ofthe_jedi]

I-... vows? As in--

Look, I know I've never been drunk enough to not remember marrying somebody. So if you're from back home-... What year is it? Has the Empire fallen?

((OMG I just thought of something! What would you think about putting Mara into the wife slot in Mal's house?))

[redhandings]

Well, it happened. [She's a tad bit snappish now.] And you certainly weren't drunk, for either of the ceremonies.

The year? 22 ABY, and the Empire's been gone for a fair amount of time.

((...YES.))

[last_ofthe_jedi]

ABY? Must be a new system. It makes sense now, at least. You're from the future. My future wife. Aren't you? [He seems more in shock than anything else.]

((HAHAHA, this is so beautiful. Okay, when you post your app, request to get put in 848 Goldberg Street and say you got my permission. Mal's the only character in that house so you don't need permission from anyone else.))

[redhandings]

I believe we already went over this. But yes, Mara Jade Skywalker at your service. [Mock salute.] Where are you from, still stuck on that farm on Tatooine?

((Will do!))