Canon is the Artemis Fowl series. ~Someone~ is cranky. :| Also, voicetesting.

[koboi]

My dear mundane,

Your efforts to ruin my peace of mind have not gone unnoticed. It would be of everyone's best interest if you let me return right now, so I may watch how the trolls tear apart my enemies - after all I had so very much time to think of the most suitable demise for them, so at least I should be granted the joy of seeing them die now. Surely you will find yourself agreeing and perfectly willing to let me leave.

Believe me, the alternatives are not as pleasant, human. Just keep in mind that there is always room for more people on my death list.

Impatiently awaiting your decision,
Opal Koboi, future Queen of the World.

Comments

[simple_toon]

You've got Trolls?

[koboi]

Do you not?

[simple_toon]

No, but my big brother Artemis has beaten Trolls before!

[koboi]

[Wait. Wait. There's three foot of mildly confused yet slightly enraged pixie right in front of you.]

Your big brother Artemis? Artemis Fowl?

[simple_toon]

[Here's a silly giggle and grin, Beckett is not impressed with your rage Opal!]

Yep! Artemis Fowl the Second! The smartest big brother ever!!!

[koboi]

[Of course not.

In first place, she is confused now, trying to make sense out of this. Artemis had no siblings. And Artemis was, right now, locked inside a soon-to-be demolished theme park full of trolls.

Thus, if the boy in front of her was indeed her nemesis' brother, he must be from a dark, dark future. Little did she know that this was the correct assumption.

Or, Artemis just and simply had a brother she (and the rest of the population of the Lower Elements) had not been aware of.

Maybe an adoptive son... But there was another thing that bothered her now.]

You said he has beaten trolls before. When? Where?

[signedscarlet]

She should send you to a therapist.

This can only go well. XD

[koboi]

I do not think so, human. I can assure you, I am perfectly sane.

How many tags before Tilda is on the death list?

[signedscarlet]

You think you're not human?

Ten. Tops. :| XD

[koboi]

[Humans. Always bound to ask the most stupid of questions.]

I was not born human, but I am becoming human. It is necessary.

[signedscarlet]

Wait. Wait. Hold your horses. Is this some sort of backwards abducted by aliens thing?

[koboi]

Horses-- [Ignore it, Opal. Just ignore it.]

No, it is not like that. As I already mentioned, I am to become the queen of the world. [Said like a fact.]

Certain circumstances lead to the possible necessity of the extinction of a species -- or perhaps, several. Now, it would be most unfortunate if humans, as the species who I chose to be under my rule first, would recognize me as one of those people they will have to fight eventually.

[With her so far? And don't stare at her. Just don't.]

[smugfox]

Hi.

[signedscarlet]

Um... hi?

[smugfox]

Your mun likes the word 'scarlet', I suppose, but you got off better than the other one...

[smugfox]

That's quite regrettable, such a set-up and then you miss the execution...

[koboi]

It is going to be an iconic moment of my career, missing it would be absolutely unacceptable. But humans can be so unbearably stubborn.

[smugfox]

Can't everyone? But it's a useful trait at times.

If she's set on taking you from there, you might be better advised planning future endeavors, your future Majesty.

[koboi]

I have no time to waste on future endeavors, human!

[Don't you see it, Reynard? She is of utmost importance to the entire world! She can't just roll around in Narnia!]

[smugfox]

Hey, no need to insult me.

And if you want to waste your time with past endeavors, try time travel.

[Trolls the canon.]

[thelepsfinest]

You're going to be disappointed, Koboi.

Aaaah, a Holly! <333

[koboi]

[How is this even possible?]

How did you get out? [Such a high and piercing voice she has when angry.]

I'm Rusty, but there was no way I could resist this!

[thelepsfinest]

I can't tell you that. It would spoil the surprise.

:D Awesome! I'm still voicetesting like crazy. XD

[koboi]

[She is trying to fight back a temper tantrum.

With only moderate success.]

The surprise hardly matters, Captain Short. It is about the joy I imagined watching your last minutes over and over again would be. [It's absolutely unfair, really.]

[thelepsfinest]

You spent so long imagining it that you ruined your chance to make sure it actually happened.