dear_mun | Feb. 20th, 2012

Feb. 20th, 2012

...

You really should't just leave me on my own around here.

This is a huuuuge celebration for the wondering Kida Masaomi. What is it you ask? Why it is the day that his lovely lady acknowledges how amazing, important, charming, and irresistible I am. Hmmm~ I knew she couldn't keep me away for long. There's no need to be embarrassed though. I know everyone would be happy to see a mature yet fragile hearted boy finally have his time in the world again, or in this case a spaceship!

[ Then, as if he had forgotten something. ]

Oh, and there's Mikaaaado too... if he doesn't scare away the ladies. But of course there's that certain erotic lady we're looking for. If anyone sees her they should definately direct her in our way or else I'm just a sad lonely boy with only his lame pal to spend time with. It's much better when it's an love love adventure with love. triangle.

Right?

perchesonshoulder

Nyaaah!

Mun-chan!

I miss Ken-chan and Re-chan!

Do you think I'll ever see them again?

halcyonhime

Alright, mundane!

You finally brought me over here to this new place and, yes, I am excited!

Now why don't you go get some rest? You're sick, after all, and you can get my icons and everything else you like set up later, after you're rested.

And maybe we'll see Ulquiorra-kun and Kurosaki-kun and Rukia-chan too if we stay here long enough!

...

Well, I hope that we will. And that's what counts, right, Miss Mun?

london_goth

First of all, I'm not a groupie. There's a difference between going under cover and what you're implying. Secondly, you want to send me to a prison ship where I'll be in charge of reforming some one I don't even know? Do you realize how bizarre that is? Of course you know!

Never mind the fact that Lestat is there. Who knows what he's gotten up to.

knows_everything

Changed your mind, huh?

I guess that's fine. I just don't get why you're already designing a Shadow boss when you've barely started the app.

totesagoth

So you're thinking about "throwing" me at a game, where you do nothing but do riffs on bad fics all day. While I don't mind Mystery Science Theater, and do sometimes enjoy watching horrible movies, I have a teeny tiny question to ask of you.

...

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I mean who knows what terrible things they're gonna make me watch! Like-I dunno, When Zombie Meets Teenage Girl, or something!

murushierago

Taking me here, does not change my words.

grimly

Do you ever think it's weird that you know everything about me, but I don't know anything about you? I reckon this is how it happened:

(Scene. Derelict bookshop in an alleyway. With looooads of books. Like Moony sort of books. THUNDER CRACKS OMINOUSLY.)

YOU. Oh hullo, do you have any autobiographies on particularly dashing British fellows?

SHOPKEEPER. Oh yes, would you be interested in learning about one Sirius Black? He's the most dashing of all the dashing fellows.

YOU. However did I never notice? Ta very much. I will now give you my left kidney as payment.

SHOPKEEPER. Cheers mate. (He grins toothily. But alas! What will he do with the kidney? FIND OUT MORE NEXT TIME.)

If you were anyone else, I'd think that you were on the pull. Which is nothing to be ashamed about, really, 'cause who wouldn't want to pull me? Lots of birds out there do. Even James, absolutely smashing and Lilysexual bloke that he is, has snogged me whilst pissed. There was tongue. On his end, not mine.

. . . Lily, if you're listening, you're one lucky girl.

justwontstaydead

You know why I never thought of doing that, you perverted little fuck? Two reasons. One, that's weird, and two... I didn't think Jenny would be into this kind of thing.

[ ...... ]

Okay, maybe it's not that weird. But maybe I just wanted an excuse to behave for a while.

[ Do we really need to bring up Elle? ]

Fuck no you don't.

these_lumps

Oh. My. Glob.

[THE WORST THING EVER HAS HAPPENED]

My lumps! My beautiful lumps! I'm hideous! And smooth! Now no one will wanna touch my hot bod!

Mun. Like. We're gonna have a serious lumping problem here.

doomedtwiceasmuch

you know iit'2 funny a part of me wa2 actually dii22iipoiinted when you found out ii wa2 taken by 2omeone who hadn't moved over to thii2 2iite yet.
ii thought ii wa2 goiing to rot away iin your head2pace whiile you gave all the attentiion to the iin2ufferable hiip2ter douchefiin.
but no turn2 out you get a place and everythiing look2 liike iit miight work out after all.

SO WHAT THE FUCK II2 THII2 2UPPO2ED TO BE.
ii'm not bliind and you 2ure a2 hell better not get any other 2mart iidea2 or ii 2wear ii wiill punch a hole through paradox 2pace and 2trangle you two death.
iit'2 worth takiing you down iit iif iit mean2 briingiing two eriidans wiith me dont thiink u2iing my own wellbeiing a2 a threat wiill 2ave you.
fuck.

clericalerrors

See, mun? I told you we'd do fine! Those squid-faced weirdos and their constructs were no match for the power of justice! And I actually remembered to heal people this time!

And now we have these weird magic crossbow-cannon things that tore through that one mindflayer like a hot knife through butter! _{Ignoring how weirdly excited Christie was to find them, though...}

damaged

If you keep picking at it, it's not gonna heal.

That's okay. You like me like that. You'll keep me in this cycle until I die, and then when I do, I'll just get up again and keep going.

Which is fine with me. I have things to do.

gild

There there, pet, perk up, hm? Try and contain your disappointment. Two weeks' time isn't too high a price for what you want, and for knowledge especially.

But, ah - do remember. Be careful what you wish for. Wishes so rarely turn out as one expects.

daddyddntloveme

You know this is stupid, right...?

And why would I want that creepy old cyborg around, anyway.

cheesy

I wish I could say I appreciated this. I wish there was anything ABOUT what you're planning TO appreciate.

Except, this is a bad idea! And a selfish one! Being a king might be boring and it might be a pain but I can't believe you expect me to just LEAVE my people AND my wife. The last bit I could at least handle because Teagan would do just fine, but ah, I dunno if you've noticed? I'm fond of my wife. More than fond. You know that? More than fondness? That sort of happens and your legs go sort of gooey? And your tongue sort of gets in the way all the time and--

--I mean, sure. I've missed adventuring and questing. Knocking a few heads, lopping off some limbs. I'm a lot better at that than...kinging. Lot less thinking involved.

So if you have a shred of kindness in that doubtless wizened heart of yours, please don't finish that humiliating essay about what a...what was the word..."doofus"...I am, and let things be?

legendarychickensuit

[Prepare yourself. Human ears were not meant to withstand - ]

Good moooooooooooorning!!

[ajfdl; arghraaaaBILLY WHYYYY]

remember_cephiro

This isn't a super-strict game, you know. I think I can change my name without people freaking out that I'm not me anymore. I mean, I got in there as an amnesiac AU version. It's pretty much expected that I'm going to do things a bit differently.

Anyway, if you're so freaked out about it, you could just let me remember my real name. ... No? Yeah, I figured as much.

jimfromit

Now i did tell you, but did you liiisten?? No!

I told you i was a popular guy. My stock is always on the rise sweetheart. Although turn that frown upside down clown! If the other me doesnt surface at that castle within the next few days we'll still be good to go.

In the big picture i still win regardless...everyone of these little worlds needs a me to brighten it up!

dark_matter

Hmph. Another game? At least torture facility is a more understandable concept than paint the city by talking to people or whatever that bullshit is. As long as the Level 0, Meltdowner, and Accelerator aren't there, I can hold my own and...

...Oh. Oh of course Accelerator has to be everywhere.

Why do I keep you alive?

todawnspath

( Cut for KH3D spoilers... )

qualisartifex

Well I should hope you're apologizing for leaving me behind while you helped that girl yet again. Ignoring one such as myself...you're lucky I'm quite averse to harming you, or an execution might be in order!

[ Yeah, thank you Saber. You're so kind. ]

Indeed I am truly merciful. [ Grin ] In any case, you needn't worry. The lodgings you have provided for me aren't quite the picture of luxury, but I suppose I shall make due for your sake!

roundpinkpuff

Never should have told mean cat. About the warehouse. If I didn't, Saft and Link... I'm sorry!
Didn't mean anything bad! Just wanted to help! Just wanted to share endless food!
What do I do, Mun?!

red_medic

Well. Sure. I can see how you may be a little... Torn about zhis movie. On zhe one hand it ist still ein vulnerable topic und your friend even reacted somevhat creeped out by zhe entire idea behind it. On zhe ozher hand it gets classified as Satire, und ist supposed to be funny, so basically should be calling you any names for considering to actually vatch it. Zhough I do not understand vhy you are zhis intrigued by zhe music, mundane. It sounds terrible. But you alvays had a veird taste on zhose regards.

[He sighs, then shrugs.]

Just stopp bozhering me about zhis now, bitte. I haff my own... Problems. Just remind me to get her somezhing in time next year.

perfectlynormalhuman

Look, let's not. I'm just gonna speak to you directly, if you don't mind. Saves us some trouble.

First off: Let's be clear. I'm absolutely NOT a vampire. The whole idea is completely preposterous and utterly absurd. I'm a perfectly ordinary human female who has absolutely no plans even remotely related to drinking blood.

That's a ridiculous thought you should just get out of your mind right now.

Second: What do you even think you're going to do with me here, kid? I've got a lot of plans, you know! A lot of shadows to stand under...a lot of necks to lick jelly off of totally innocently...Maybe there's even another potionless chump out there in need of my special brand of medical arts! That I learned through long hours of hard historical research and not through being alive in the third century!

...Excuse me, did you say that potions aren't common around here? Did I hear you say that? Was that a thing you just said?

Hmmm...that DOES change things, as a matter of fact...

bindsthedead

After the Dead of Belisaere have been cleared away, my duties will not be over. I will not be able to take a vacation. Especially not to worlds filled with hollows, vampires, and 'ghost-type pokemon'. Those are all Dead, mundane. Why would you think that would be 'relaxing'? I a Abhorsen, I can't just leave whenever I want to. Or whenever you want me to.

And then you want to have a necromancer take advantage of the 'heartless invasion' plot listed on the calendar. Necromancers are already dangerous, and you want to give one new servants to dominate?

big_whale_hunter

You do realize that I don't have time for one of your childish games, right? I have whales to find and make sure they spend all their money at the Montecito. There is no way that I am letting you keep me in this "head space" with all your other nutty characters. I can't let all that revenue go to some other casino or I will be fired. I like my job, I'm the best at it, and you can't keep me here. Are we clear?

Are you even listening?

deepfriedcrack

Look, we both know you're in over your head. You have absolutely no plans here, and face it, you're already struggling. I've got better things to do than sit around and placate your ass.

Last time I checked, the plans already gone done. Sam already falls for my moves, and I get stabbed by my own weapon. So yeah, that smarts a bit. But you want to up and take me to Canada? To play with Crowley?

Ugh, no thanks. No for all the Winchesters crammed in that sad little world.

Lucifer has his perks though.

stretching

Mundane,

While I'm sure you're under the impression that I appreciate you placing me on a giant spaceship -- one full of strange biological organisms, advanced technology, and various intersecting timelines -- I would be sorry to say that your impression is, unfortunately, flawed.

While the Thor is fascinating, it lacks the amenities of home. If you had planned this to be an extended stay, then did you have to choose a setting where the Fantastic One is a more fitting title than the Fantastic Four?

I suppose practicing patience is in order...

darkfiraga

Hey, mun?

Is there a reason you're drawing all this fan art, but not actually tagging things with me? I know things are moving a little slow, but I'm not opposed to actually talking to some people.

Especially if they can help me out with this stupid quest. I'm getting sick of running around this bamboo maze.

stungunning

Hello Miss Mun, you're very sweet to be worrying about me missing Meryl this much. It's just awful that she's been sent home but I'm sure we'll be alright. She wouldn't want us to be unhappy just because she's not with us anymore, and poor Mr. Vash is being so brave. But Miss Mun, do you really have to make me start being sick in the mornings now on top of this? That's not very fair.

...what do you mean I'd better get used to it?

...Oh.

unbirdend

Aww, don't cry, player! The bittersweet ends are always the more fulfilling ones, after all! Besides, nothing's stopping you from hitting that LOAD button and getting a heartwarming GOOD END as a pick-me-up!

Anyway, can you find me a place that has lots of food? Especially udon! Oh oh, and I really hope anybirdie I know is there, if you can help it! Meeting other humans is gonna make me so self-conscious that I might go into cardiac arrest... but I think I'll be okay!

((ooc: OH YEAH I FORGOT--- Since she kinda only vaguely hinted at it... This Hiyoko is from Post-BBL Route, so spoilers ahoy!))

newbiewarden

You know, I've wondered the same thing.

What does a darkspawn see when the Horror spell gets inflicted on them?

...

[...Hmm...]

[He makes a face equivalent to seeing broodmother pornography...well, almost.] Mun, we had this talk. My daydreams are not your daydreams. Let's try this again...

[...Hmmm...]

That's more like it!

Wait. What did I just see?

clairvoyance

Dear Mun:

I know I'm an original character and all that, but do I really have to stay in dressing rooms? I mean, yeah, I was born years ago when you were a stupid teenager yourself and you'd have to rewrite me some, but I think I've got some depth, don't I? It's not like who I am is based on the fact that I'm part Saiyan. I don't care if you make me human, I don't need to be super strong.

Just chill out some, okay?

headstronger

I'm trying to build my own life now, and you want to drag me off to space? What happened to staying home and writing? Just me and K9 and Brendan until he goes back to school. I don't need any more trouble.

No, I'm serious! I'm done traveling time and space. This just wouldn't be the same.

glassesonachain

...I can't say I'm looking forward to this development.

It's a logical turn of events considering the current, what's been happening but I--

It's difficult to swallow what you have in store for Mr. Wyndham-Pryce and I.

You're also rather tactless in your search for new, what's the term you used, canonmates, yes. I understand that you feel we're lacking considering it's down to Benjamin, Mellie, Mr. Dominic and myself but that may be for the best right now. I'm not sure I wish to...cope with perhaps needing to explain things to Mr. Brink again.

pir8ing

Well, well. 8n't this a surprise? I do 8elieve it is. Hah... I wonder what sort of adventure this shall 8e, hm? I have no dou8t that going anywhere shall 8e 8etter than staying in this stale think-pan of yours, to 8e sure.

My descendant already has made port of this place. I know this much. So many things to decide, yes? This adventure shall 8e a grand one. It is sure to irrit8 many of my former rivals to know that I have gone to 8etter har8or and they cannot follow.

Truly, this is the 8est idea you have come up with. I approve.

letterperfectmailman

I wanted to have a child with Sable and Bowser...[shudders] Bowser wanted to make one with me.

Please promise me that next year, you will take me as far away from the school as possible. Winters, Silent Hill, Ivalice, ANYWHERE!

justicereigns

Great, so you apped me to your pet comm. Are you sure you're not getting ahead of yourself, mun? [A little over sarcastic on that word.]

You're still shooting for an update in Luceti too I take it? Tch. Good luck, you're going to need it more than I will.

Don't think this means you're off the hook for getting me back to the chibi-brat. Not that I miss him, but who knows what kind of havoc he's wreaking now? I'm sure as hell not abandoning him. Get it together.

flaggot

Miss Mundane-

Normally I wouldn't care about what others think of me, but once you attempt to ridicule my pride as a Flag Fighter, I can't say I'm very forgiving. But... what's done is done; I cannot dwell on something as mundane as a username. I bet you just thought you were being very clever, weren't you?

Well, I'll at least commend you for your ambitious spirit. Your attempts at playing me has not even lasted a week, and you're already thinking of throwing me into two games? Furthermore, without any of my allies? I like it. You're just as reckless as I am! I don't care where you send me, but just make it worthwhile. I, Graham Aker, have always enjoyed a challenge, and you know that! Give me everything you've got, munda-!!

-Wait! What do you mean I can't bring my unit?!

gleamed

Of course I want to go! A brand new world, full of people I'd never get the chance to meet if I stay...I-I know it's going to be dangerous, but if I don't take this chance, who knows what I could miss?

[Even if she's leaving behind the lanterns. Even if she's leaving behind Eugene. They'd still be waiting for her when she went back, right?]

...Besides! I'm sure there are lots of things I could do around there to be helpful. Just you wait and see, mundane. It'll be worth it. I promise.

ex_bloodstone58

Mundane, darling, you really need to decide on just what you plan on doing with me. I will terrorize your brain and do something if you don't do anything.

You have been warned.

wherenowoman

I'm flattered, really, that you want to take me out for a spin, but I feel I should point out that one thread in which I dance with Lucy McCoy in a bar does not an alternate history make. Especially considering the casual misogyny of the source material.

Not that you should stop trying. And I like "Jodie" better than "Jamie." I bet I could give all those Jims out there a run for their money.

enforced_chastity

Not a chance in hell.

defiances

So, space, right?

Okay! It works for me - sounds pretty outrageous! Just give me some time to let my sister and the rest of the Holograms know where I'm headed, and - hey, do you think they might want to join me eventually? Like, I scope out the place and they join me? Live shows in space - that's one place where I bet the Misfits and the Stingers wouldn't try and upstage us. Can you imagine Eric Raymond floating around after them in one of those funny space suits? And Riot would just be afraid of messing up his hair. [and that's when she starts laughing.]

pointofreference

The best I can tell you? Go find out.

onmyown

Don't worry mundane, I promise I'll serve you well...!

[Pause.]

...You know far too much about me for that to work, don't you?

Alright, listen. I don't really care what you have to say about wanting to play me. No girl wants to live in Iwahijiri, but I have important things to do there...! So hurry up and find someone else to amuse yourself with.

fujigglephysics

This again?! That's too much!

constrictorlove

I am not cattle to be branded.

You will pay for this.

unavoidabubbly

munsies
hey
munsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies
u knw wat
stop fatnasizing abt me & dirk
i already told u antediluvian terms aside that hes like bleeping beep bepe beep on my gadar
*gaydare
w/e
its just a realitits of the sittutation here
*realitites
*real titties
ok i knw liek im so totes hot and l33t & the most hellaciously gorgeous biatch ass can b
bt dick is just ont interested
*dirk
& im being the magnagnimous lady that i am & setpping aside becuz hes just not intrested like i just said
othrweis if he wer strait m sure that his self control would b no match 4 MAI HAWT SELF
*wonks*
\ok tsop picking @ my brain especilly not when i need a vodkaz & makng me want to spill out my gushy feeligns to sum1 whos like TOTALY not in2 me
rolals game is waaaaay better that dat gurrrrrl

ignitionart

I fail to see exactly why you're so ecstatic over figuring out simple coding. It's really not that hard to use a computer, but the fact that you care that much about aesthetics is almost worrying. I can understand needing to look proper, but you just take it way too far.

Honestly, if there's anything you should be glad about, it's finishing my application. Of course, I can't say I approve of your methods either; if it ends up being rejected, you can thank yourself for writing part of it--no, most of it at three in the morning and later. You're almost as deplorable as that woman, but I suppose that can't be helped considering how you favor her so much.

Really, it would be much better for you to cut any and all ties you have with her, but I'm sure that can't be helped. Even if this place you're trying to send me to is dangerous, as long as I don't have to see her face I'm sure I'll be fine. [BUT AZAKA WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE HAVE A POTENTIAL--never mind. u_u]

neededhope

The more you put it off, the less you're gonna want to do it and you know it, mun. I'm not sayin' that I'm dying to get there or anything, but there are people waitin' on me - people waitin' on you - so you really need to stop lettin' yourself get distracted and just get 'em done. Alright?

technetronic

Why don't we save ourselves the trouble and leave me to do whatever I want and you continue to mess around with that other guy.

You do realise you can't handle any more so bringing me in would require you to drop the other guy. And, uh, you like him a lot more than you do me, even if you think [He smirks.] I'd be a lot more fun. Of course I am. I'm Tony Stark, fun is what I do.

[He makes shooing motions.] Stop thinking about it, I'm telling you it's a bad idea and I know bad ideas. [Even if he often went through with his own...]

communityblowback

No. No. No!

Mary, or... Alexis or whatever the fuck your name is give me back my dick. I am deeply attached to it. Or was. Just give it back! Little Nathan is an integral part of who I am, not this cooch!

I don't want to be a girl I feel like I've been violated! You have alienated my inalienable rights to being myself! You want to send me to a garden of gorgeous girls and I won't even be able to enjoy myself properly!

I don't even have big tits where is the fun in any of this!?

beatrush

Okay, I think something got lost in translation during our last little chat.

When I suggested you take things a bit slow, I didn't mean for you to stop entirely. I know you've got a lot on your plate and I'm glad I didn't get rushed anywhere without getting my bearings first, but I'd appreciate it if you got me out and about again. Collecting dust isn't what I had in mind here, and you're kind of missing the whole point of me not wanting to go anywhere in the first place.

I wanted to be with the people I care about, remember? Not alone.

sundroplocks

Hmmm...

I think you should take it slower, Mun. You're wobbly. ( 8( )

celestialguerilla

-- celestialGuerilla [CG] began pestering HIS MUN [???] --

So you managed to find a place after all. I have to admit, I'm just as surprised as you are.
Not to mention taken aback at how quickly you've sped through that application. There's no need to rush that way. I understand you're excited, but I doubt anyone else has had a similar idea.
... by the way.
You're really not joking about the angels and demons part, are you?

wrongprotagonist

Aaw yeah! Hate to say it, but you're one weirdo chick. You don't know your elbow from a deck and you said you disliked me. But then you checked out my sweet moves in that Abridged movie and wham! You lined right up to hang with the best one out of the bunch! Good choice. Good choice.

Just remember who's got the mad skills here and we'll be golden like nothing else.

not_a_jutsu

GRrrrah! I hate that Dirk Strider guy! He's such an asshole! He's even worse than Sasuko! Why'd you put me in that thread with him?! I wish I could punch that bastard in the face. He is just so smug! I hate him!

[She's just going to fold her arms indignantly.]

alittle_faith

Oh, I think this is a wonderful idea, darling! We'll have so many exciting adventures, and--

What do you mean, you haven't got a home for us yet? Well, don't worry about that. I'm sure we'll find a lovely place for both of us soon. There are just so many to choose from, I understand, and that might take a little time. But that's all right, nothing wrong with waiting a little while. I'm sure it will be well worth the wait!

ex_visibles901

...I'm not sure if I'm amused or disturbed by your choices for keywording my icons. Though, I'm sure Johnny would find it funny. Wherever he is (hopefully still with May Parker) I hope he's doing okay. I know that he can take care of himself, but I really hope that he just...takes care of himself.

...I got off-topic, didn't I? Right.

The keywords are the only complaint I have for you at the moment, Mun. Everything else looks satisfactory from my view of things, but I would like to ask you to show caution towards getting wrapped up in your gaming. Spongebob's quest to vanquish robots can wait until you've finished your paper on motivation.

professorstarchilde

Wait, what - NO! No-no-no-no-no-NO. You want to send me back where?!

Listen, please, I'm begging you. I have a Shi'ar prince running around my best friend's internal organs with Beast knows how many micro-Brood. MICRO-BROOD. Can I at least get past that before you send me off to that city again?

Please?

No?

C'mon!

...Kurt's still there, right? I can see him again at least? I mean, you're giving me that much right - Skrull invasion?

gokai_red

You're one crazy son of a bitch.

...

I like it! Now stop fiddling with the keywords and finish the damned application!

I've got asses to kick, treasures to find, ETC. I don't have all day!

I think we have issues.

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